Dallas Cowboys 2019 Offseason Thread of Mediocrity

[dcar00 14002]

1 minute ago, C-Man said:

So does Brett Maher

this is the truth.  how much would we have to pay Matt Bryant.  I don't need guy who can make 57 yarders.  need a guy who is solid from 48 and in.  

Edited August 18, 2019 by dcar00

[Rabidhorn 121]

Pollard is very impressive, lets see what he does when the season starts.

[futureman 22382]

white looked like joe montana on that rollout. 

[Voldemort86 2259]

Taco charlton SUCKS

[Patrick Bateman 3874]

5 minutes ago, futureman said:

white looked like joe montana on that rollout. 

Maybe, but Joe is 63 years old so faint praise.  

[C-Man 26930]

Has our 1st Round rookie DL played at all in the first two games?

 

[futureman 22382]

2 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

Maybe, but Joe is 63 years old so faint praise.  

but praise nonetheless. 

[futureman 22382]

you can’t throw it more accurately than that. 

[futureman 22382]

1st down

[EvilCaseMcCoy 691]

Mike White! Lez go!

[C-Man 26930]

Who was the midge with a beard on the broadcast?

[Bruh Man 3160]

26 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Has our 1st Round rookie DL played at all in the first two games?

 

He's playing. He's the guy on the ground every play.

[Bruh Man 3160]

2 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Who was the midge with a beard on the broadcast?

Helman? He works for DC.com. I see him at Cowboys Fit from time to time. He benches the bar. 

[futureman 22382]

receiver ran the wrong route. 

[Vito Andolini 9067]

Ok, that was a miserable underthrow. 

[totallynotabuttpirate 5333]

Just now, futureman said:

receiver ran the wrong route. 

lMAO, it was under-thrown. . 

[futureman 22382]

1 minute ago, Vito Andolini said:

Ok, that was a miserable underthrow. 

it was supposed to be a comeback.  receiver kept running.  it was a perfect ball.  

[Etexhorn13 3019]

it will be nice one day to run a modern offense 

[Tired Horn 734]

Hmm. Mike White looked just a tad stoppable tonight.

On the plus side, however, not just anyone can complete 7 of 13 passes for 30 yards with only one interception. That's a whole 2.3 yards per attempt. Not to mention that a QB rating of 27.4 is often misunderstood.   

 

[totallynotabuttpirate 5333]

Dude's getting cut. 

[futureman 22382]

3 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

Dude's getting cut. 

if we’re stupid enough to cut him belichick will grab him immediately. 

[Kevin O’Shea 279]

Devin Smith should start 

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

New terrible troll needed. Mike White will be cut and never be signed again by an NFL team again. This was his last chance and he sucked.

[Drew 2322]

Cooper Rush is so much better than White.

[TornACL 7666]

I'm totally fine loading up Mike White and Brett Maher onto a container ship bound from Hawaii to the Philippines. 

[totallynotabuttpirate 5333]

8 minutes ago, futureman said:

if we’re stupid enough to cut him belichick will grab him immediately. 

If Belichick signs Mike White, I'll like every post you make until Surly is sued to its inevitable death. 

Edited August 18, 2019 by totallynotabuttpirate

[futureman 22382]

its 

[totallynotabuttpirate 5333]

fixed

[Tired Horn 734]

4 minutes ago, TornACL said:

I'm totally fine loading up Mike White and Brett Maher onto a container ship bound from Hawaii to the Philippines. 

In the spirit of the day, that container ship should probably screw up and miss the Philippines.

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

Cooper rush is our backup. Mike White will be cut, and will probably make the practice squad. If he doesn’t, oh well.

[TornACL 7666]

3 minutes ago, Tired Horn said:

In the spirit of the day, that container ship should probably screw up and miss the Philippines.

Or intercepted by pirates. 

[Tired Horn 734]

1 minute ago, TornACL said:

Or intercepted by pirates. 

I guess it could sink, too. That should qualify as an underthrow.

[TornACL 7666]

The Cowboys seem to be making a big mistake measuring White and Rush against each other in the quest for a backup qb. 

The problem is, compared to Mike White, Rush looks like Andrew Luck. But compared to the other top 96 QBs in this league, Rush isn't good. 

Right now Dallas still doesn't have a backup qb. 

[futureman 22382]

27 minutes ago, youdunnf'dup said:

Cooper rush is our backup. Mike White will be cut, and will probably make the practice squad. If he doesn’t, oh well.

again, if the front office is so dumb that they cut him, absolute zero chance he clears waivers.  he’s either pushing dak for the starting job or doing the same thing for another team. 

[Vito Andolini 9067]

Darrell Green was in junior high in 1975, Bill.

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

51 minutes ago, TornACL said:

The Cowboys seem to be making a big mistake measuring White and Rush against each other in the quest for a backup qb. 

The problem is, compared to Mike White, Rush looks like Andrew Luck. But compared to the other top 96 QBs in this league, Rush isn't good. 

Right now Dallas still doesn't have a backup qb. 

I agree for the most part, but he’s absolutely going to be the backup. He’s done enough where they won’t get anyone, they’ll hand him the job, and pray that Dak keeps staying healthy. They would probably think about signing someone if Dak gets hurt, but a guy like McCown would’ve been a logical option and the eagles just signed him to a one year deal.

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

30 minutes ago, futureman said:

again, if the front office is so dumb that they cut him, absolute zero chance he clears waivers.  he’s either pushing dak for the starting job or doing the same thing for another team. 

yawn

[Tired Horn 734]

2 minutes ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

yawn

I'll second that.

[dcar00 14002]

1 hour ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

If Belichick signs Mike White, I'll like every post you make until Surly is sued to its inevitable death. 

you never know.  new england plays the cowboys this year.  not that belichick needs any help to beat the "more ginger" O

[Catdaddyhorn 3438]

 

[Tired Horn 734]

15 minutes ago, Catdaddyhorn said:

 

Surely that's because everyone but him has messed up.

Mike White cannot fail. He can only be failed by others. 

Edited August 18, 2019 by Tired Horn
Last words cut off

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

Fuck Mike White

[Catdaddyhorn 3438]

 

[Junior Miller 1502]

3 hours ago, futureman said:

again, if the front office is so dumb that they cut him, absolute zero chance he clears waivers.  he’s either pushing dak for the starting job or doing the same thing for another team. 

You're trying way too hard. 

[futureman 22382]

4 hours ago, Junior Miller said:

You're trying way too hard. 

that’s what I told your mom. 

[Ghost of Shag 2573]

19 minutes ago, futureman said:

that’s what I told your mom. 

Despite your username...you can't be more than sixteen years old, right?  It's either Mike White worship or a mom joke.  

Hell, Thujone's got a greater claim to intelligence than you do and he primarily draws dick picks.  

[TornACL 7666]

The Mike White as backup qb experiment is going about as well as the Mike White is the best trolling bit. 

[EvilCaseMcCoy 691]

15 minutes ago, Ghost of Shag said:

Despite your username...you can't be more than sixteen years old, right?  It's either Mike White worship or a mom joke.  

Hell, Thujone's got a greater claim to intelligence than you do and he primarily draws dick picks.  

Drawing dicks exudes brilliance. 

[Rabidhorn 121]

Might be time to put in a call to Kaepernick.
 

9 hours ago, TornACL said:

The Cowboys seem to be making a big mistake measuring White and Rush against each other in the quest for a backup qb. 

The problem is, compared to Mike White, Rush looks like Andrew Luck. But compared to the other top 96 QBs in this league, Rush isn't good. 

Right now Dallas still doesn't have a backup qb. 

 

[futureman 22382]

1 hour ago, Ghost of Shag said:

Despite your username...you can't be more than sixteen years old, right?  It's either Mike White worship or a mom joke.  

Hell, Thujone's got a greater claim to intelligence than you do and he primarily draws dick picks.  

bold take, questioning thujone’s intelligence.