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On 7/18/2025 at 2:50 PM, Sbbruin said:

Scans came back clear.  NED for this guy.

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Ned, you magnificent bastard, I love you!

Just had my annual physical and my PSA was low (2.0) and my CEA (colon cancer marker) was lower than one percent, which is perfect.

My blood work ups were fine, cholesterol was 170, BP was 120/65, and I weighed 30 pounds less than my last physical.   My doctor was a very, very happy man.

Keep fighting my fellow assholes.   Kick the can that is your body down the road - and we will find something eventually that will cure us all.  

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On 7/22/2025 at 12:54 PM, MissingInAction said:

I guess it takes nearly dieing in the MRI tube to qualify for swag. Also got a tote bag.

 

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ugh, i want that

damn my tote bag fetish 🥺🥺🥺🥺

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46 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

CT showed tiny nodes, less than 5 mm in my lungs. Most likely mucous. I talk to the Dr tomorrow afternoon. 

Shit shows up all the time on scans, if the radiologist thought it was mucous it probably is, they are pretty good at spotting things. 

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1 hour ago, Gatorubet said:

Ned, you magnificent bastard, I love you!

Just had my annual physical and my PSA was low (2.0) and my CEA (colon cancer marker) was lower than one percent, which is perfect.

My blood work ups were fine, cholesterol was 170, BP was 120/65, and I weighed 30 pounds less than my last physical.   My doctor was a very, very happy man.

Keep fighting my fellow assholes.   Kick the can that is your body down the road - and we will find something eventually that will cure us all.  

CEA was 3.0 or lower?

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19 minutes ago, Vanilla Strange Gato said:

CEA was 3.0 or lower?

I don’t know exactly what it was, but the test results said it was lower than 1.0.      Three years ago it was 15.0.   It turns out that respiratory issues like inflammation or mucus plugs, blocking airways can increase your CEA.  Which is why people should treat a CEA number with a grain of salt if not accompanied by other evidence of disease.  Which is also why a CEA test is not useful as a stand-alone diagnostic, but one of a number of things that could indicate cancer (PET scans/MRI and actual biopsies being more of a certainty.)

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12 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

I don’t know exactly what it was, but the test results said it was lower than 1.0.      Three years ago it was 15.0.   It turns out that respiratory issues like inflammation or mucus plugs, blocking airways can increase your CEA.  Which is why people should treat a CEA number with a grain of salt if not accompanied by other evidence of disease.  Which is also why a CEA test is not useful as a stand-alone diagnostic, but one of a number of things that could indicate cancer (PET scans/MRI and actual biopsies being more of a certainty.)

I understand how CEA’s work and their relevance.  Mine was 29 when I was diagnosed but I met patients who had CEA counts in the hundreds.  
 

hopefully they get a better blood test in the future. 

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9 minutes ago, Vanilla Strange Gato said:

I understand how CEA’s work and their relevance.  Mine was 29 when I was diagnosed but I met patients who had CEA counts in the hundreds.  
 

hopefully they get a better blood test in the future. 

I had a massive tumor in my colon that the doctors could not believe I was unaware of.  They wondered how I was even able to make a bowel movement.  My surgeon said he almost “spanked its butt and gave it a name” when he took it out.  And my CEA was only 4.0 when that happened.   

I understand that there is a ton of research on establishing better bio markers for all kinds of cancer going on right now.   I could envision 20 years from now we all do blood draws every six months and they will know what the hell is going on inside us with a great deal of precision.  

Or they will be applying leeches and bleeding us to let out the bad blood humors

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1 hour ago, Gatorubet said:

I had a massive tumor in my colon that the doctors could not believe I was unaware of.  They wondered how I was even able to make a bowel movement.  My surgeon said he almost “spanked its butt and gave it a name” when he took it out.  And my CEA was only 4.0 when that happened.   

I understand that there is a ton of research on establishing better bio markers for all kinds of cancer going on right now.   I could envision 20 years from now we all do blood draws every six months and they will know what the hell is going on inside us with a great deal of precision.  

Or they will be applying leeches and bleeding us to let out the bad blood humors

I’m ready for Star Trek Enterprise sick bay open scanning technology.  But hey, I want a teleporter so I don’t have to deal with TSA and long flights too. 
 

My primary site tumor was a foot long, weighed ten pounds, and had grown thru the back wall of my large intestine and was pushing on my spine.  I had tweaked my back in the past so I thought my back pain was just associated with an old injury. 
 

Had about 60 lymph nodes involved and 6-8 tumors in my liver, with the two largest being in the lower lobe and they were Silver Dollar sized. 
 

My first CT didn’t know all the lymph involvement and only showed one little shadow on the liver.  The PET/CT, however, made my liver look like the surface of the moon. 
 

I went thru shock and sadness and about three days and moved into being furious pretty quickly.  It helped.  
 

Fuck cancer.  All of it.  Every form in every part of the body. 

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32 minutes ago, Vanilla Strange Gato said:

My primary site tumor was a foot long, weighed ten pounds, and had grown thru the back wall of my large intestine and was pushing on my spine.  I had tweaked my back in the past so I thought my back pain was just associated with an old injury. 

Yikes, brother.  That was almost me.   I tweaked something in my stomach when I was twisting and lifting a gas generator. - like an idiot.   So I had occasional twins of pain after that, but I associated it with the muscle strain from my bad lift positioning.

My tumor was a 16th of an inch from breaking through the large intestine wall, so I assume if it had I would pretty much be exactly in your condition.    You are beating the shit out of cancer, and you’re going to continue beating it until it rolls over on its scummy back in croaks “NED”, right before giving up the ghost and going to diseased body part hell.  

We’ll look on with adult beverages in our hands and laugh….

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1 hour ago, Gatorubet said:

Yikes, brother.  That was almost me.   I tweaked something in my stomach when I was twisting and lifting a gas generator. - like an idiot.   So I had occasional twins of pain after that, but I associated it with the muscle strain from my bad lift positioning.

My tumor was a 16th of an inch from breaking through the large intestine wall, so I assume if it had I would pretty much be exactly in your condition.    You are beating the shit out of cancer, and you’re going to continue beating it until it rolls over on its scummy back in croaks “NED”, right before giving up the ghost and going to diseased body part hell.  

We’ll look on with adult beverages in our hands and laugh….

Oh, I beat it in 2007.  
It came back in my liver again in 2008. 
I beat it again and it came back in my liver once more and a lymph node by my aorta in 2009. 
 

I’ve been clear since October 5th, 2009. That day they removed the lower third of my liver and took my gallbladder as well. 
 

They removed the lymph node that was hot and a few others in the vicinity just in case. 
 

Then they shielded my organs as best they could, except for the aorta, which withstands radiation pretty well (????) and they performed intra-operative radiation therapy inside my body on the tumor bed where that lymph node had been, right there in the OR while I was open on the table. 
 

Instead of going five days a week for six weeks like I had to when I got radiation in my hips/pelvic area, they just zapped me once inside and I was done. 
 

I do not recommend doing any of this if you can avoid it. And if you have ever had a rib spreader used on you, then you understand the soreness that comes with that for a few weeks after. 
 

All of that was done at M.D. Anderson in Houston. 

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1 hour ago, Vanilla Strange Gato said:

Oh, I beat it in 2007.  
It came back in my liver again in 2008. 
I beat it again and it came back in my liver once more and a lymph node by my aorta in 2009. 
 

I’ve been clear since October 5th, 2009. That day they removed the lower third of my liver and took my gallbladder as well. 
 

They removed the lymph node that was hot and a few others in the vicinity just in case. 
 

Then they shielded my organs as best they could, except for the aorta, which withstands radiation pretty well (????) and they performed intra-operative radiation therapy inside my body on the tumor bed where that lymph node had been, right there in the OR while I was open on the table. 
 

Instead of going five days a week for six weeks like I had to when I got radiation in my hips/pelvic area, they just zapped me once inside and I was done. 
 

I do not recommend doing any of this if you can avoid it. And if you have ever had a rib spreader used on you, then you understand the soreness that comes with that for a few weeks after. 
 

All of that was done at M.D. Anderson in Houston. 

Wow, that’s quite the journey, very amazing. I am glad you are here with us today to share. 

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9 hours ago, Vanilla Strange Gato said:

Oh, I beat it in 2007.  
It came back in my liver again in 2008. 
I beat it again and it came back in my liver once more and a lymph node by my aorta in 2009. 
 

I’ve been clear since October 5th, 2009. That day they removed the lower third of my liver and took my gallbladder as well. 
 

They removed the lymph node that was hot and a few others in the vicinity just in case. 
 

Then they shielded my organs as best they could, except for the aorta, which withstands radiation pretty well (????) and they performed intra-operative radiation therapy inside my body on the tumor bed where that lymph node had been, right there in the OR while I was open on the table. 
 

Instead of going five days a week for six weeks like I had to when I got radiation in my hips/pelvic area, they just zapped me once inside and I was done. 
 

I do not recommend doing any of this if you can avoid it. And if you have ever had a rib spreader used on you, then you understand the soreness that comes with that for a few weeks after. 
 

All of that was done at M.D. Anderson in Houston. 

Holy shit! And here i am being a bitch about a little heart fluttering. 

Thanks for putting things in perspective. 

I go in for my 5th cycle monday.

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Holy shit! And here i am being a bitch about a little heart fluttering. 
Thanks for putting things in perspective. 
I go in for my 5th cycle monday.

To be fair, you were a little bitch before cancer, too.

Buckle down and get this shit done. Monday’s cancer-killing time.
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there are lots of crusty cancer survivors, who even with 2007 technology kicked cancers ass all over their body, even though cancer wasn’t willing to go easily.

Everyone needs to ignore published statistics, as they are usually wrong and outdated and based upon studies from years ago, using old and lesser effective methods.    Everyone should look at vanilla and say if vanilla can go through all that shit in 2007 and come out on top, there is no reason why that cannot be me.    First, you need to decide that you are gonna be the one on the good side of the statistics. Because you are.

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