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haverford rule #6: never eat anything with a sauce i have to dip myself


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campaign ad is one of the best episodes of the series.

 

somehow this clip cut off the end part where he says, "the point is...i have a gold record."

 

then, this greatness:

 

 

then of course, all the amazingness involved with the campaign ad competition.

"bobby newport's never had a real job...in his life."

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14 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

campaign ad is one of the best episodes of the series.

 

somehow this clip cut off the end part where he says, "the point is...i have a gold record."

 

then, this greatness:

 

 

then of course, all the amazingness involved with the campaign ad competition.

"bobby newport's never had a real job...in his life."

I love when Ben, Tom, and Jerry all say Bobby Newport creepily like 30 times during the campaign ad storyline. Shit always gets me rolling. So good!

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On ‎3‎/‎18‎/‎2019 at 10:48 AM, henrygandorf said:

just give me all the bacon and eggs that you have.

wait, wait.

i worry what you just heard was, "give me a lot of bacon and eggs", what i said was "give me all the bacon and eggs that you have".  do you understand?

 

On ‎3‎/‎25‎/‎2019 at 8:11 PM, Al_4_ISU said:

I have a bust of Ron Swanson in my office that reads “give me all the bacon and eggs you have”

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On 4/5/2019 at 3:34 PM, TexArcher said:

"When people get too chummy with me, I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don't really care about them."

That's a genius move.

Thank you.

You're welcome...Lester.

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ok, so coming full circle on this thread, back to the episode where i pulled the original quote from - "ann's decision".

so many memorable quotes and scenes, but probably gets overlooked because the title implies the episode's focus on ann, who is not very funny.

"this might sound crazy, but jean-ralphio has started a catering company.  now, granted, he is currently standing trial for counterfeiting euros, but the trial's gonna be over quick - he's definitely guilty."

also contains my next fantasy baseball team name - "fleetwood mac sex pants."  and sewage joe's "if you are looking to buy weed, you should know, that i am also looking."

go watch it.

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4 hours ago, Guadaloopy said:

It’s the small details.  Just caught one I never noticed before.  When Ben talks Ron into getting a will the law firm they go to is “Babip, Pecota, Vorp, & Eckstein.”

Mike Schur and Alan Yang ftw

and as an additional contribution, this shit always makes me laugh

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On 3/19/2019 at 12:32 PM, ztejas said:

https://youtu.be/_UlNnETAZeI

YT won't let me embed, "Eating With Ron Swanson"

I forgot how hot that one girl Tom dates is. 

I rewatched that episode the other day and the best part of the scene with the hot chick and Ron eating the turkey leg is that she says "that guy rules" right before the cut

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