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  2. Js1 replied to CooterBrown's topic in Movies and TV
    You’ll just end up with 800 “who is that? Why is he doing that? What’s the point of this” if she lacks any context at all
  3. Yeah, that part makes it much easier for me too.
  4. To be fair, your prediction a 3 loss Texas would make the playoffs wasnt a bad one. It took a lot of games breaking against us to prevent us from getting in. In a year with a normal amount of chaos, Texas makes the CFP.
  5. I have that rule, but it’s because I’m usually in bed by then. Can’t hang like I used to.
  6. This worked, thanks
  7. I played Civ 7, ate Puerto rican food, and got shit housed. #winning.
  8. mdmost replied to CooterBrown's topic in Movies and TV
    Andor is a Star Wars show that non-Sw fans will enjoy. Definitely start with season 1. The seasons are broken up mostly in 3 episode arcs.Try to watch 3 a night.
  9. Predictions aren’t hard, Counselor. Making ACCURATE predictions is hard. Anyways, I was more pointing out that you are a rampant optimist when it comes to Texas and that colors your predictions. Nothing wrong with that either.
  10. Can anyone else not click on notifications or messages up in the upper left hand corner?
  11. Hell yeah. What a pass by Hugo
  12. Sure, but you gotta do it like that. When I saw Connor Stroh run out onto the field versus Ohio State in Game 1 I said, "Oh, fuck... we're screwed. Why is he starting? Is someone hurt? Surely he's not the actual starter." to the wife, who didn't care and wasn't paying attention. Assuming a certain amount of dispassionate analysis, knowing with a given amount of certainty you're fucked at a position is worse than having at least some semblance of confidence that you might not be fucked. Or something. So you jettison the guy you know can't do it, and maybe the next guy can't either, but maybe he can. And if you replace enough of those cannots with enough maybes you can be confident in improvement. I took statistics like 50 years go so I know this stuff.
  13. Once upon a time there was a Chinese farmer who lost a horse. And all the neighbors came around that evening and said "That's too bad." And he said "Maybe."
  14. GJ Winne replied to Chico_SA's topic in Football
    Traylor is fighting the good fight, but the lack of support from that city/fan base is brutal. 8,671 announced.
  15. I mean if you want to miss great television and not understand all the previous connections that matter in season 2 then by all means let your wife put your balls in her purse. Just watch it by yourself...you user name connotes that you are used to having to take care of yourself.
  16. What a strike by Grav. Glad Frimpong is back.
  17. Dipshits keep saying this but it's just a retarded take. Is Texas in if they beat Florida? Yes. Is Texas in if they beat Rice at home instead of losing at Ohio State? Also yes. The truth is that playing that game kept Texas out. Keep repeating the same shit you hear other retards say though.
  18. That's so fucking cool.
  19. Googling "Best TV show of 2025" I see Andor listed many times. Can you watch Season 2 without seeing Season 1? Wife's not a Star Wars fan (I know, I fucked up) so I doubt I can get her through season 1 just to see 2.
  20. Well it started with being told to wear the matching pajamas for the photo. I'm not saying that's enough, but it's a nudge down that path.
  21. He has a vocabulary of about 90 words. That's including conjunctions and articles. He only uses first person pronouns. Like no one's ever seen before. Worst ever. Greatest ever. I never heard of him. Some people are saying maybe the greatest ever. Dog. Tears in his eyes. Big manly arms. Hoax. Fake news. Ratings. Those are the meat and potatoes of his remarkably limited intellect. He basically knows how to steal and lie and fail. Oh, and cause needless suffering with total lack of empathy.
  22. Adds pressure to make a good post, which I'm incapable of. All this special space dedicated to yet another piece of shit post by me.
  23. Then I need to start looking at it because it was pretty witty
  24. Doomlet's big ticket Christmas present this year was a 3D printer. The first thing he wanted to print with it? A human leg.
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