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  2. I'm partial to San Rafael myself. Think that might be the sweet spot in the bay area
  3. The Athletic got their bullshit $40 million number from KB's column.
  4. I gotta tell ya.....the level of sexual futility and frustration in this country HAS to play a role in what we're going through. Between frustrated loser straight guys who can't figure out why OnlyFans models aren't dropping out of the sky into their laps, to do their bidding.....to closeted gay men acting as cruel and vengeful conservatives to channel their self-loathing....the whole world would be so much better off if these guys got real, got realistic, and fucking got LAID. You, straight incel - sorry, but you're a 6 with shitty social skills. You're never getting a 10. But there's a world full of 4s to 8s out there for the picking. Shower, learn how to have a conversation and get a laugh, and you'll be getting laid and be happy. You, closeted gay conservative. Just be yourself, and hook up with a dude. The joy you'll feel will put you over the moon. You won't have to hate anyone, including yourself. Instead, these guys are just getting angrier and angrier (I get it. The various dry spells in my life left me in a pretty shitty mood). And they have to vent that anger someplace, and here we are.
  5. Let’s win a NC in football under him before we crown him. (We CAN win one this season)
  6. Shits damn ridiculous now, and they’re sucking it in quicker than south austin’s mom. I checked year before last when my wife thought it might be fun to take kids/grandkids. For 4 adults and 2 kids it was insane (2 rooms, non-budget level resort.) Yeah, you can nickel and dime out everything you can, but what’s the fun in that? Who wants to stay off property, fight the traffic, and be even more miserable? But for the same amount, I could take the wife anywhere in europe for a couple weeks and come out ahead.
  7. Two starting RBs and no NB on both teams is stupid
  8. That west u house is nice
  9. I want to be your friend. I'll bring gas money, you don't have to teach me to fish, I never complain on a boat, I'm a good conversationalist, shit in a pinch I'll even give blow jobs. lemme in!!!
  10. (I reject the premise that Waco or College Station are as good as any other place on earth, except each other.)
  11. Taco salad would of course be Elk's entrée to his Wedge Xtra bacon Xtra dressing in his "Keto" diet phase.
  12. Damn! Can they staple a Twinkie into the organ wall as a hole block - you know - something that will never dissolve or be absorbed by your system? I missed that experience, and I’m sorry you’re having to deal with it.
  13. Probably a larger contingent of the fan base thinks he can't possibly be any good for the exact same reason.
  14. Who had 1 0 on their bingo card?
  15. side note: Can you ever get your virginity back and if so, how long does it take for you to be a neovirigin? As a married man over 40, I ….uhhhhhh…. have a friend who was thinking this the other day.
  16. Carter getting it going again. We're back! Get it...back? (Thank you, thank you very much)
  17. You know this is fake, right? The infinity arrow at the end should be a dead giveaway. Apologies if you were posting it as a joke. For example, there are ~300K men ages 18-30 in the US, about 23K in each 1 year band. Going from 40% in 2023 to 50% in 2024 represents a shift of 29K+ men. Maybe you could explain that 1 year shift through a shit ton of born again virgins. Maybe they all realized they were in a hot tub or it was in the butt so that sex doesn't count any more. But my money is on fake.
  18. Halftime. And I cannot complain. Hope they go out and get one more quick.
  19. When I was a kid I lived at Astroworld. I'd get a season pass and then a bunch of Moms would take turns carpooling about 4 of us before the theme park opened and then pick us up after it closed. I didn't go every day, but I went a bunch. There's only so many times you can ride the same rides, and pretend like you're picking up girls who live on the other side of Houston that you will never see again, before a bit of hijinks ensues. I had several favorite pranks I'd pull. There were two sets of cars on their own tracks on opposite sides of the theme park. You rode them around on a cement track with a metal guard rail in the middle so you couldn't drive it off the track. There was one pedal, which you pressed to make it go, but if you let your foot off completely it didn't coast to a stop. It braked. It's amazing to me those things basically burned fuel all day long because they were never turned off, but different time. One set was a convertible sports coup. The other was a model T style. In any case, we'd get in one of the cars, drive about midway around the track, jump out and clamber over the chainlink fence. Then we'd run around a corner and peek back. Invariably, people would see us get out of the car and jump over the fence, but they wouldn't know what to do about it. So they'd sit there. Over a short period of time the cars would stack up not going anywhere behind the vehicle we abandoned. Eventually one of the underpaid teenagers manning the ride would wonder why isn't anyone going? Look around, see the abandoned car in the middle of the track, and have to run over there to drive it around so everyone else could enjoy the ride. I would laugh my ass off that no one would get out of their car and just go drive it around themselves because they didn't want to break the rules. There was also a fake mountain in the middle of the theme park. The idea of it was to have something that sort of emulated the famous Disney castle, that would be a landmark for the theme park as a whole. Only, Astroworld didn't have as much capital to spend as Disney, of course, so it was done on the cheap. There was a ride inside called the Alpine Sleigh Ride, which was ostensibly a roller coaster, but not really. They had some cheap animatronics that were few and far between that you could look at as the ride lazily went around the mountain. The appeal wasn't the ride, which was terrible. The appeal was the supercharged air conditioning in an attempt to emulate a swiss mountain. So people would ride it to get a break from the overwhelming Houston heat. Well, since the ride wasn't exactly dangerous, and wasn't really all that popular other than the aforementioned reason, security could be a bit lax. You weren't exactly fastened in. So we'd clamber out of the car halfway through the ride, and spend the next little bit jumping out from behind corners to scare the ever living shit out of people who were on the ride. Then we'd get into an empty car and ride it back down. You'd think we would have gotten caught after dozens of times doing this, but worker morale wasn't exactly top notch. They just didn't seem to care as long as we didn't hurt anyone. Fast forward a decade later. I'm serving in the Navy in San Diego. I convince some other sailors that it would be fun to go to Disneyland. I don't know how I did it necessarily, but I convinced 3 other guys to take the road trip to Los Angeles. While I understood the dynamics of Disneyland as a business venture, and that Disney had made a mistake in announcing the project so that third party developers bought all the land around Disneyland and locked it into a smaller footprint, I didn't really get what that meant. Disney didn't have enough land to keep adding rides. Any new ride they installed, they had to take one out. What this meant eventually is that they had to focus on a demographic, and the demographic they chose was the pre teens, It's a Small World animatronic type rides. We had smuggled a lot of booze in to the park and then mixed it with coke, so we were pretty sloshed and bored out of our minds. This is before the movies came out, so I had to convince my sailor buddies about this iconic ride we had to go on called Pirates of the Caribbean. It's still more of the same, but midway through I decide I'd relive my Astroworld glory days, and clamber out on the stage and start drunkenly dancing among all the robots. In case you weren't aware, even back in the 90s Disney's security protocols are a mite more stringent than Astroworlds. I immediately hear this voice of God cracking down on me, "Get back in the boat!" I scurried over properly chastened and leaped back into my seat. My friends and I were looking at each other thinking, "we're cooked now." As the ride is coming out of the tunnel heading towards the exit, I can see a phalanx of security personnel waiting. I have a feeling they might be there for me. So I look around at my friends and tell them, "See you guys later," climb over the brick wall next to us, and take off. A short while later I see my friends running around the corner laughing, "They thought it was the people ahead of us! They were excitedly pointing at us and we just ran!" Ah, different times. Can't get away with that kind of stuff any more, that's for sure.
  20. Ha! All I wear is shorts and they are all falling off of me without a belt. I have 1 pair that I have to actually hold onto while getting the belt, or they'll just slide right back off.
  21. Second AK trip of the year is in the books. Pics in order are bombing down Chatham Strait on the prettiest day ever, at anchor in Basket Bay on Chichagof Island for sockeye fishing, anchored for the night in Sitkoh Bay on Chichagof, fishing in Peril Strait between Baranof and Chichagof, waterfall in Endicott Arm, and fishing the Golden North Salmon Derby in northern Stephens Passage during ass weather at the end of the trip. Highlights are always more fun, but I also had some fairly terrible 2.5s duration 4’ waves in 25 knot winds.
  22. Hey, at least Walker and Diaz aren't back to back today.
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