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This senile old hateful man has the nuclear launch codes.
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I figured it was your wife's boyfriend.
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You motor boating sonofabitch.
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That was a setup to Carol's eggs. They fell from the tree.
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Been through this one. My kid had a partial scholarship from Texas State for baseball but Texas State wasn't a good match academically for him. Most of the schools that offered him for baseball were not what he wanted academically. Definitely pursue academics over sports when deciding.
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OU added some random dude, also. https://247sports.com/college/oklahoma/article/sooners-add-russian-big-man-kiril-elatontsev-267719905/ How the fuck is anyone supposed to care about regular season college basketball with this shit going on?
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Show me a loss.
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Pluribus - Vince Gilligan and Rhea Seehorn
UncleSonny replied to gofuckyourself's topic in Movies and TV
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2025-26 Houston Rockets Thread - Back to Contention?
ChickenSandwich replied to BigOrange1's topic in Basketball
We will be fighting Denver for the two seed. -
Have his senses started tingling? Seek medical attention.
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Gather 'round, young surls, for the retelling of a classic Christmas story
RPM replied to Beau Vine's topic in Daily Texan
A tradition like none other. -
Pluribus - Vince Gilligan and Rhea Seehorn
Ted Lange replied to gofuckyourself's topic in Movies and TV
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The rest is whatever. The Marty Supreme shit is fucking absurd. Why does every movie that Chalamet is in need to be force fed down everyone's throats? Is he running for president in '28?
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If those two were aligned instead of divergent, a lot of this country’s problems would likely be solved.
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The other morning I did my routine blood pressure check, it was a bit low, 90-something over 60, I knew the cardiology nurses would call. Phone rings, I answer "Hi, I knew you would call once you saw that it was only 90 over 60." I'm laughin at the routine. Turns out it's the pharmacist, calling about something else. She'd freakin out like I'm gonna die, but I've had way worse than this, I'll just slam some water and eat something salty. I tell her it's alright, then we talk about my cancer drugs, no big deal, all friendly and stuff. Not long after, I get a message on the UAB portal from the oncology nurse who is worried about me because the pharmacist says she recommended I go to the clinic and I refused treatment. I got no memory of this. I suspect the pharmacist is a person that if you make a declarative sentence, it's assault. And by the way, by some quirk of the portal, I can't reply to the oncology nurse. I need to go to Mexico City.
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I give you pearls to deploy at Christmas dinner. Do with them as you wish.
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Well, he was white.
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Christmas Party at Nakatomi Plaza Tomorrow
Eskimohorn replied to bschoolprof's topic in Movies and TV
Welcome to the party, pal! -
2025 Self Gratifying Fantasy Football thread
Firemans4Horn replied to Baboontyme's topic in Gambling
Just some absolute shit bag QB’s/defenses/teams deciding the last 2-3 weeks of fantasy this season.
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