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Who is the worst Texas quarterback of the past 10 years?

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5 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

Going off memory it's a tie between Gilbert and Swoopes. 

 

But since I kept reading in 2009 about how Gilbert was the next coming of Colt McJesus, then it's got to be Gilbert out of sheer disappointment.  Especially as he ushered in the era of despair. 

 

And how can you say a bad thing about Case?

 

I still would love to go back and see Gilbert in a Texas offense from 06-09 and not whatever Mack decided to transition to that neither GDGD knew how to scheme or Gilbert knew how to play in. 

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In my darkest hours, I’ve gone down the mental exercise of what would texas football have been like if ash had not concussed out. I think he was developing into a solid QB that would have given us 2 (?) good years and we wouldn’t have interrupted our QB development cycle.  I get about five minutes in before I feel the need to chug a bottle of bourbon.


That being said, the clear answer is Chase Daniels.

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3 hours ago, Nivek said:

A) OP is an asshole.

B) a few decent games doesn't make one anything above mediocre.   So all of them.

C) OP in as asshole.

What's interesting to me is that this thread is currently right above another one you commented on filled with four pages of people shitting on Spencer Rattler, insulting his appearance, making all types of jokes about him sucking dick and generally being a homosexual, and you didn't call anyone in that thread an asshole. I think my post is pretty tame in its criticism of former QBs compared to that one of a current QB--Sooner though he is.

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Interesting choice of when to clutch your pearls.

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23 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

And how can you say a bad thing about Case?

 

I don’t have to. There is plenty of video evidence. 

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31 minutes ago, Js1 said:

I still would love to go back and see Gilbert in a Texas offense from 06-09 and not whatever Mack decided to transition to that neither GDGD knew how to scheme or Gilbert knew how to play in. 

GG didn’t have the stomach to play QB on the 40....

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27 minutes ago, touchthemonolith said:

What's interesting to me is that this thread is currently right above another one you commented on filled with four pages of people shitting on Spencer Rattler, insulting his appearance, making all types of jokes about him sucking dick and generally being a homosexual, and you didn't call anyone in that thread an asshole. I think my post is pretty tame in its criticism of former QBs compared to that one of a current QB--Sooner though he is.

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Interesting choice of when to clutch your pearls.

Spencer Rattler has never played a down for UT and he is a meth addled, bag of dicks consuming Sooner.  Fair game.  

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17 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

Spencer Rattler has never played a down for UT and he is a meth addled, bag of dicks consuming Sooner.  Fair game.  

Agreed 100%. I know I used cruel and obscene slurs like "never lived up to expectations", "made some of the best and unimaginably worst plays of the last decade", or "wound up playing WR" when describing some of our past QBs. It looks like the punishment for these crimes is to have my rep completely wiped out like @immamac suggested, which is already well underway.

So be it.

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51 minutes ago, touchthemonolith said:

What's interesting to me is that this thread is currently right above another one you commented on filled with four pages of people shitting on Spencer Rattler, insulting his appearance, making all types of jokes about him sucking dick and generally being a homosexual, and you didn't call anyone in that thread an asshole. I think my post is pretty tame in its criticism of former QBs compared to that one of a current QB--Sooner though he is.

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Interesting choice of when to clutch your pearls.

Maybe because Spencer Rattler sucks dick? NTTAWWT

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1 hour ago, El Diablo said:

What sort of AIDS is there for folks whose idea of a careless rendezvous at Mardi Gras is sharing needles after sucking dick in a dark alley for drug money? 

Asking for a friend. 

Yeah, Newy should go easy on we dick sucking heroin addicts, I mean I didn't suck the dick for money and already had my fix. Maybe I just like dark alley action and getting paid for it makes it all the better.

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18 minutes ago, touchthemonolith said:

Agreed 100%. I know I used cruel and obscene slurs like "never lived up to expectations", "made some of the best and unimaginably worst plays of the last decade", or "wound up playing WR" when describing some of our past QBs. It looks like the punishment for these crimes is to have my rep completely wiped out like @immamac suggested, which is already well underway.

So be it.

You sound like a bitch. So I negged your ass again.

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1 minute ago, BurntEyes said:

You sound like a bitch. So I negged your ass again.

That's okay. My rep on message boards isn't really super high on my list of priorities, and if I'm being honest, trying to convince you that I'm not a bitch isn't that much higher for me.

I gave you a "Hook 'Em" thing and I hope you have a good rest of your evening.

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Swoop was terrible, but it was hard to dislike him, especially at the end. 

Gilbert was def disappointing but I think what he accomplished afterwards shows that it wasn't necessarily his fault. However, his bitch-assed comments over the past couple of years is a point against him. Maybe the fans were hard on him but it's not like they just made it all up. 

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1 hour ago, touchthemonolith said:

That's okay. My rep on message boards isn't really super high on my list of priorities, and if I'm being honest, trying to convince you that I'm not a bitch isn't that much higher for me.

I gave you a "Hook 'Em" thing and I hope you have a good rest of your evening.

You sit on the west side, don’t you? 
 

I guess we’re doing this. Gotta go with Gilbert. Mack and co fucked him in 2010 but then Harsin comes in and he gets pulled against BYU cause he looked like shit. Then diet Colt came in and he and Ash added a spark. 
 

Swoopes and Heard were fucked before they even took a snap. Those ‘14 and ‘15 o lines were atrocious. Christ Charlie was calling our starting tackle No Contact At All publicly. I assume Herman would’ve used the shit out of the 18 wheeler deal and Heard may have gotten more touches in the offense we’re currently running but whatever. 
 

Thanks, asshole. 

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4 hours ago, Newy25 said:

This thread has AIDS. Not even the kind you get from a careless rendezvous at Mardi Gras either. The kind of AIDS you get from sharing heroin needles after you suck dick in a dark alley for drug money. 

there's different kinds of AIDS?!?!?

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6 minutes ago, MotownHorn said:

there's different kinds of AIDS?!?!?

Yes. Magic Johnson or full-blown AIDS. This thread may merely have the former, but do we really wanna be rawdoggin’ in here?

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35 minutes ago, Fletch said:

You sit on the west side, don’t you? 

I've got to be honest, I have no idea what that means. I'd assume it's an insult, in which case the answer is 'probably'.

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You’re either in middle school or a nursing home. This may help. Do you know who Scott Derry is? Thinking about him playing linebacker is similar to thinking about our qb play after Colt graduated 

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31 minutes ago, Fletch said:

You’re either in middle school or a nursing home. This may help. Do you know who Scott Derry is? Thinking about him playing linebacker is similar to thinking about our qb play after Colt graduated 

Well, I can't say that I'm either in middle school or a nursing home. And I'll talk to you or anyone who will listen about Scott Derry any day of the fkn week. 

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All these QB’s came to Texas and tried their best to play well so that you could sit on your ass and feel better about yourself because “your” team won.  You think they had bad games on purpose?  I didn’t enjoy watching us lose ugly games,  but I’m not going to call out some guy that came here as a kid and sacrificed his body for the football program.  OP deserves the negs.

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1 hour ago, touchthemonolith said:

Well, I can't say that I'm either in middle school or a nursing home. And I'll talk to you or anyone who will listen about Scott Derry any day of the fkn week. 

So you don’t get the west side reference, but you apparently know Scott Derry. You seem like an ou troll. Outside shot at aggy but you’re not THAT out of touch with reality. Hmmmm. Ever heard of Jason Glynn? Will Matthews? Ryan Nunez? Sneezy Beltran? 

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11 minutes ago, mulletpelini said:

Not one mention of Mayfield or Manziel?  Where the hell am I?

The UT board talking UT quarterbacks. Shit, even fucking Gilbert went into Lincoln and shut you loud mouth fucking pussies up. Again. I miss breaking y’all’s hearts. But nope. Y’all ran away like aggy. Let that sink in.  

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Oh I’m sorry, should every fucking thread be “best running back to play at The University of Texas at Austin”? No. Fuck you and your shitty school in your shitty state. Thanks for Omaha, though. Our home away from home

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12 hours ago, satyanash said:

 people need to re-watch the 2015 game against Iowa State again,

I will never, ever, ever, watch that game again. That was the night I gave up on Charlie Strong.

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Connor wood sucked dick. I can’t even hate on case. He beat blowU and sent aggy the eternal scoreboard 

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@Sgt Hulk is it “fair” to toss Connor Wood in there? I guess if he couldn’t beat out the scrubs that were ahead of him. Did he even  take a snap here? 

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1 minute ago, Fletch said:

@Sgt Hulk is it “fair” to toss Connor Wood in there? I guess if he couldn’t beat out the scrubs that were ahead of him. Did he even  take a snap here? 

Not sure if he did I remember he transferring out and sucking elsewhere too. How the hell did he get a scholly 

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6 hours ago, Fletch said:

So you don’t get the west side reference, but you apparently know Scott Derry. You seem like an ou troll. Outside shot at aggy but you’re not THAT out of touch with reality. Hmmmm. Ever heard of Jason Glynn? Will Matthews? Ryan Nunez? Sneezy Beltran? 

I remember Scott Derry because he played football for us a while back. If west side is a reference to DKR, all I can say is that I once sat in the student section, and now I sit wherever I can get cheap tickets, as often as my wife will let me. I've been called a lot of things, but this'll be the first time I've been called a Sooner. It hurts worse than I would've expected.

19 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Delete thread

Agree.

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I fucking hate your avatar, OP. Texas has it's best QB in place since Colt McCoy and we have a thread reminding us about the futility of the last decade, why?

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I guess people just see the world differently.  Case beating aggy isn't evidence that he didn't suck.  Case beating aggy while sucking so bad is what makes it so grand.  And so aggy.

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14 hours ago, RexWilson said:

Instead of trying to label the worst, who was the most misused during their time at UT

Gilbert.

14 hours ago, gsoda3 said:

Gilbert was the best HS spread qb I've ever seen play. Mack did him no favors after 2010.

Este...

14 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

We fucked Gilbert.  Gilbert didn’t suck we did. The only game i remember us playing to Gilbert’s strength was when we beat Nebraska.  He ran the spread and we went to the fucking 1970s big 10 offense bullshit 

...y este.

I would add that after VY & Colt's massive success in that offense, FYPM fucked the entire program by moving away from what those guys did so well. We were all set up to be the #1 destination nationally for dual threat QBs, and he pissed it away. 

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10 minutes ago, Chad said:

I fucking hate your avatar, OP. Texas has it's best QB in place since Colt McCoy and we have a thread reminding us about the futility of the last decade, why?

Agree and agree. OP’s avatar is creepy. 

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14 minutes ago, WBT said:

I guess people just see the world differently.  Case beating aggy isn't evidence that he didn't suck.  Case beating aggy while sucking so bad is what makes it so grand.  And so aggy.

💯

This man needs all the rep in the world for being so correct. 

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I'm going to say Jerrod Heard.  His complete 100% lack of an arm really kneecapped the offense to the point where his running ability was rendered inconsequential.  Except against Mike Stoops because it's Mike Stoops

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Because you can't truly enjoy the highs unless you remember the lows.
I just love that crushing *checks notes* UTEP is a high now.

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15 minutes ago, Chad said:

I fucking hate your avatar, OP. Texas has it's best QB in place since Colt McCoy and we have a thread reminding us about the futility of the last decade, why?

Because Texas has its best QB in place since Colt McCoy. It seems like it's a good time to breathe a sigh of relief and have a bit of a laugh at our own collective misery.

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9 hours ago, Fletch said:

You’re either in middle school or a nursing home. This may help. Do you know who Scott Derry is? Thinking about him playing linebacker is similar to thinking about our qb play after Colt graduated 

Holy shit. This post deserves wayyy more love.

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2 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Not sure if he did I remember he transferring out and sucking elsewhere too. How the hell did he get a scholly 

His high school tape was great but he was playing against short white dudes in private schools. Him, Ash, Heard and Swoopes(again, 18wheeler wise) could’ve been effective under Herman but whatever. Card, JQJ, and Thompson with Milroe comin in next year. Ash is the only one that would have a shot at beating any of those dudes out but whatever. Looking forward to 10 years of UT qb’s getting selected in the top 3 rounds of the draft. God damn we’re in for a hell of a decade if Herman keeps recruiting like this and we keep up this true spread offense, holy fuck. The machine that Texas(fuck off, Nebraska cornholer) outta be will finally be unleashed. Let’s fuck shit up!!!!

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53 minutes ago, touchthemonolith said:

I remember Scott Derry because he played football for us a while back. If west side is a reference to DKR, all I can say is that I once sat in the student section, and now I sit wherever I can get cheap tickets, as often as my wife will let me. I've been called a lot of things, but this'll be the first time I've been called a Sooner. It hurts worse than I would've expected.

Agree.

Ok holy shit. Yeah dude orangebloods is over there. Shit, I think like 3 people still post on hornfans. Not sure this is the place for, man. 

The west side is where the old fucks sit who tell you to sit down and stop making noise while we’re on defense. They’re an infuriating bunch. And they show up 30 minutes after kickoff. Fucking everyone knows this. The fucking hippie chick who’s tripping acid right now and doesn’t give a fuck about football could probably tell you that the old boring fucks sit on the west side 

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Heard had the biggest ups and downs of the group. I can't shake the feeling that, if he had had anything close to competent coaching and development, he would have been an above average college QB. 

As a program, we shat on him.

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if David Ash hadn't gotten concussed, Mack Brown might still be coaching here-- he clearly was never going to retire, and a healthy Ash might have kept the team in its happy 9-4 rut and limited our blowout losses to the OU game, all of which was good enough 

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