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Showing content with the highest reputation on 08/13/19 in Posts

  1. Luckily for Cupp, the aggy sideline already had a cane that’s no longer in use.
    27 points
  2. *dont make a joke about satya being fucking awesome at IT* *dont make a joke about satya being fucking awesome at IT*
    24 points
  3. This is one of the more bizarre cyberbawling episodes I’ve seen in a while. I didn’t send the guy hate mail. I didn’t angry twitterbomb him. I didn’t light a bag of poo on fire on his doorstep. I opined that he looks like an entitled pussy. He was born rich and he was coddled. His dad has admitted as much but the mom is ... well ... the mom. The premise that there’s any real sign here of a mental issue is fucking silliness. He was viewed as entitled and pompous by teammates at Texas. He wasn’t shy, holed up in his room all semester, having paranoid seizures about all of the monsters in his head. He missed mom and his girlfriend, so mommy told him to come home. He was mad that Tom Herman wasn’t buddies with him and complained in a pleading manner to other teammates. He actually impacted Whittington for a bit with that bullshit. LMFAO with you guys white knighting for this clown. I understand mental illness is a real thing in this world, but you fucking guys don’t even know that he’s skipping practice. He might have a bad case of turf burn and he’s sitting out. He’s a thunder douche quitter until proven otherwise at this point. Also, he’s not a “kid”. He’s an adult who has contemporaries dying for their country right now. I was raising a kid at his age. Many others do as well. Others are working in plants or laying concrete or digging ditches. He’s not a fucking “kid” and that bullshit is part of his problem. You sound like a bunch of snowflake enablers. Bru McCoy doesn’t even need to show up to get it all handed to him by the likes of people bemoaning his sweet needs on this thread. Well, the rest of us do, so fuck him and fuck you too.
    16 points
  4. I am not proud of my immediate gut reaction to that update.
    16 points
  5. Campbell isn't going to fucking Pitt or Syracuse over staying at ISU.
    13 points
  6. My favorite Corso story was how every many years ago that Andy Dalton and TCU played at the Rose Bowl, my wife (who had been a Tournament of Roses volunteer for years) was assigned to the TCU marching band. They were at a function at the Langham Hotel and she runs into Corso. She goes on to tell him what a big fan she is of his. Then says "Blazing Saddles is one of my favorite movies." Corso looks at her in bewilderment. Yes, she thought he was Mel Brooks. Guess this should go in the stupid wives thread.
    13 points
  7. I hope he retires from football, transfers to an actual accredited college, and becomes a successful doctor or businessman.
    11 points
  8. Texas. Soon. Ban me if I’m wrong.
    10 points
  9. I assume he followed this up by immediately tweeting the name.
    9 points
  10. Athletes should not kneel during the national anthem, but it's ok if John Daly fills his American flag shorts with his farts.
    9 points
  11. Maybe you shouldn't squirt the water so far inside?
    9 points
  12. Broke 4 bones plus tore an ankle ligament would be especially unusual and bad. The fractures that go most commonly with ankle injuries are the lower ends of the fibula (skinny bone of lower leg) and tibia (shin). The most common bad version of this pattern would be a “trimalleolar” fracture: tibia in 3+ pieces and fibula in 2+. As bad as it is, there would be a ray of hope for being back on it in 6 weeks after surgery and on the field by November. Sometimes the tibia breaks through the weight bearing surface instead of around the edges (plafond fracture). That drops the chances of seeing the field this year close to 0. If he broke his actual ankle bone (talus), he’s getting into new levels of bad. To get to 4 separate bones, you’d add another to those, and it you’d be moving into “unlikely even to walk without a little bit of a limp” territory. Bottom line, it probably is about how it sounds: no chance he sees the field before October at the earliest— even that would be a surprise— maybe never, depending on what “broke four bones” means.
    8 points
  13. Kansas has a national championship winning coach. Nobody gives a shit.
    7 points
  14. Aaaand here we go. Demeteic Warren with a Texas crystal ball for Alford.
    7 points
  15. Probably should have held watkins out of practice today, though, right?
    7 points
  16. I hate to break it to Mama Cuccinelli, but she raised a complete piece of shit.
    7 points
  17. If he'd spent it on beer and chasing ass like I did, he 1) wouldn't have much in the way of investment, BUT, 2) he wouldn't be a sad frustrated dude who wants to kill everyone.
    7 points
  18. Someone better tell Gov. Abbott.
    7 points
  19. Checking in here. My drinking has increased a lot over the past six months. I have tried to stop, or at least slow down, and I it isn't working. It is getting worse. I can point to a bunch of excuses, but none of them are valid reasons; I just want to get my life turned around. I am 40 and it is time. I haven't hit rock bottom, but I would like to avoid that, as it is an inevitability otherwise, so I am going to my first AA meeting after work ends in three hours. Thanks to all of you for posting here. If nothing else, you have encouraged me to take the first step.
    7 points
  20. Defund public schools and give the rich another tax break?
    7 points
  21. Giles is feeling prettay, prettay good.
    7 points
  22. Hmmm. Lynn McGruder getting arrested for a felony of selling drugs by the brick out of his dorm room at Tennessee and then winding up starting before prison sentencing after transferring to OU. Maybe Dusty Dvoracek beating his little buddy into a coma and then starting at OU and winning awards while his friend is permanently paralyzed, then becoming a media personality. Maybe Joe Mixon knocking a girl the fuck out at a fast food joint, then the video being hidden from the authorities in Norman until he finished an All Big 12 season at OU. Maybe Kennedy Brooks beating the fuck out of and then raping a woman in his apartment and not missing a quarter as the starting TB to open the 2019 season for OU. I don’t know. There are a few weirder ones, but they’re bizarrely mostly confined to Norman, Oklahoma.
    7 points
  23. Some people make friends, MIA makes enemas.
    7 points
  24. So, in a fit of petulance, a group of people decided to light a giant-ass brush fire, and cackled with glee as the flames destroyed all that they touched. Then, as everyone else warned, the wind turned around, and now the arsonists are being consumed by a conflagration of their own making. I can hear their screams. But I can muster no sympathy. Maybe the next batch of folks will be smarter about setting fires, and decide that it's a stupid fucking idea. But probably not. Either way, I don't give a damn anymore. Let em burn.
    6 points
  25. That was Jarrett Smith, not Jaren Watkins, you fucking RBist fucking fuck.
    6 points
  26. Holy shit, that really sucks for the kid.
    6 points
  27. They’re Mississippi St with oil money. It’s hilarious seeing them try to convince themselves they’re more than a middle tier program that’s surrounded in every direction by superior programs.
    6 points
  28. I hope we sue them so hard the school shuts down. do not mess with texas.
    6 points
  29. Time to put Giles on Ringo. This man is done sleeping.
    6 points
  30. 5 points
  31. What do the sips sell? Well, a better school, program, degree and town. A blue blood. A head coach who drug his balls all over Jimbo’s face with UH two stars. Not having a coach who in year 7 with multiple top 5 classes got boat raced 35-3 by Boston fucking College. Not having our last top 4 finish be in the Eisenhower administration. What the fuck are you selling, aggy?
    5 points
  32. Negged for not knowing shit but trying to start shit.
    5 points
  33. I don’t give a damn about a bad reputation
    5 points
  34. I live in a farming community surrounded by other farming communities that are surrounded by yet other farming communities. You have to drive 5 hours east, 4 hours south or 7 hours west (an hour north is Canada so that doesn't count) to get somewhere that ISN'T a farming community. They rail on welfare constantly! My wife and I went out to eat Saturday night with some friends who farm. He just finished harvesting peas last week and is having a hell of a time finding an elevator that will take them. They're all still sitting on peas from LAST year because there are no buyers. And there aren't any buyers because of Trump's Trade War. He's going to have the same issues here in a few weeks when he harvests his durum wheat and canola. So I asked him if he's come off Trump any since he and I last talked about it in late spring. He (and just about every other farmer up here) is gonna ride that dick right down to the nub. They seem to think this hurt is only temporary...that Trump will get them an even better deal than they had previously. Never mind the fact that China is turning to the Argentina, Brazil and Russia markets so the US farmer may not even get back to where they already were, much less get an even better deal. But as long as Trump continues buying that agriculture vote with subsidies, the Trump support will endure. Oh, BNSF has been furlowing guys left and right because there aren't any crops to move. But those fuckers are still right on board with him, too.
    5 points
  35. i bet she carries that door around all the time and rolls the window down to cool off when she gets hot
    5 points
  36. The passion of the Christine!
    5 points
  37. Spent a few days before school starts at JW Marriott in SA. Boy coughed a few times during the night. "You need to google secondary drowning."
    5 points
  38. Sorry. Should have just posted this. Kiss my ass.
    5 points
  39. This is the fucking high point of my life. Or at least Monday. Holy fuck. The problem for them is that: a) it’s crazily almost believable and b) there are a whole lot of people who want to believe it, including their own inferiority-complex driven proclivities. May the swimming pool party return like Christmas in July each year. Next year, my understanding is that two head-to-head targets will play keep-away with Jimbo as the monkey-in-the-middle that they never let catch the ball.
    5 points
  40. sorrynotsorry Oh man she’s on to something. That felt so good.
    5 points
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