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27 minutes ago, Hurtlocker said:

As much as I like flight records, can we circle back on this Helga chick again?  I'm not sure its been properly vetted.

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That is all.

Big feet. Would not bang. 

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6 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Just to be clear, night crew, day crew, I don’t sleep much. I dig the night crew though. Urban Meyer til I die either way. I have decided I can’t continue to consider alternatives. 

Yes, yes... and how do your “friends” feel?

9 minutes ago, TexasEx said:

New like from Shells. LFG! 
 

 

Hbay curtain story has reached the Meyers. We did it Surly!

7 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Just to be clear, night crew, day crew, I don’t sleep much. I dig the night crew though. Urban Meyer til I die either way. I have decided I can’t continue to consider alternatives. 

it's the only sane alternative

18 minutes ago, immamac said:

I want taco bell to sponsor Surly. 

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1 minute ago, nunna yo bizness said:

Help me interpret this.  Everyone seems to think this is good.  What is she saying ummm, no to?

The prior tweet was Fake Urban (basically an Urban Meyer parody account by a tOSU fan) talking about one of the rooms in their house looking like a hotel room. Shelley here is basically denying that this room is in their house.

1 minute ago, Viper said:

The Office Lol GIF by NETFLIX

🤷🏻‍♂️ 

Apparently Shelly the spinner is into innout. This shit is over,  folks. Lock. It. Up. 

 

 

Just now, reneg_2 said:

🤷🏻‍♂️

You're asking if he's a fake insider?

Hook ‘Em! Don’t lose faith, boys. Uh, and girl. 

4 minutes ago, Octavian said:

The prior tweet was Fake Urban (basically an Urban Meyer parody account by a tOSU fan) talking about one of the rooms in their house looking like a hotel room. Shelley here is basically denying that this room is in their house.

Thanks.  You beat me to it but I figured it out when I actually opened the tweet.

1 minute ago, pops said:

Apparently Shelly the spinner is into innout. This shit is over,  folks. Lock. It. Up. 

 

 

Oh Shelley you little minx...wait till your try Whataburger. Contract would be signed tomorrow if she had a #2 with bacon and jalapeños 

Apparently Shelly the spinner is into innout. This shit is over,  folks. Lock. It. Up. 
 
 
Perfect opportunity for one of you to tell her about whataburger.
9 minutes ago, reneg_2 said:

Is this really Lotus?

Will Ferrell Lol GIF
 

everyone knows he’s GDGD...hell Lotus even said it was GDGD

1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

Oh Shelley you little minx...wait till your try Whataburger. Contract would be signed tomorrow if she had a #2 with bacon and jalapeños 

That's the point. Lure her in with innout.... set the hook with whataburger

5 minutes ago, pops said:

Apparently Shelly the spinner is into innout. This shit is over,  folks. Lock. It. Up. 

 

 

Am I reading this right that Shell is going to be getting on a plane? Maybe tomorrow? To HSB?

Just now, nunna yo bizness said:

Am I reading this right that Shell is going to be getting on a plane? Maybe tomorrow? To HSB?

That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works

7 minutes ago, nunna yo bizness said:

Help me interpret this.  Everyone seems to think this is good.  What is she saying ummm, no to?

No to a silly conspiracy theory question about coach/Texas - involving a soundstage at the residence. 

If we can't get Urban, we should offer Shelley Meyer $1 million a year.  Use the $4 million savings to hire the best coordinators in the country.  We'd get better and her pressers would be amazing.

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Day Crew Sucks ... Night Crew Fucks!!!

4 minutes ago, pops said:

That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works

Lol.  Im gonna have to start going to the actual tweets and quit relying on just the part pisted here.

Also, I wouldn't feed In-N-Out burgers to my dog.

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Also, I wouldn't feed In-N-Out burgers to my dog.

Fries suck, but a double double with grilled onions, mustard fried patties and chilis on the bottom doesn't suck. It's no whataburger but I wouldn't feed it to my dog either because I would be eating it. 

1 minute ago, pops said:

Fries suck, 

Absolute dog shit

Punching in for the night shift.  So are we still on step 7?

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I won't look at any of the other coaching threads because I think this one is the one.  ohio-state-head-coach-urban-meyer-press-

4 minutes ago, pops said:

Fries suck, but a double double with grilled onions, mustard fried patties and chilis on the bottom doesn't suck. It's no whataburger but I wouldn't feed it to my dog either because I would be eating it. 

Innout has chiles?

9 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Also, I wouldn't feed In-N-Out burgers to my dog.

Of course not.  They have delicious grilled onions, which are toxic to dogs.  

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Innout has chiles?

Cascabella peppers. They will chop them up and throw them on your burger or give you a little baggie with a couple whole ones in them. 

11 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

If we can't get Urban, we should offer Shelley Meyer $1 million a year.  Use the $4 million savings to hire the best coordinators in the country.  We'd get better and her pressers would be amazing.

But does she bake cookies?

8 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Also, I wouldn't feed In-N-Out burgers to my dog.

 

Well, she's a bitch, so ... 

6 minutes ago, maninblack said:

Absolute dog shit

If you get them well done and an extra package or 2 of spread they are edible. But for fresh made fries they are inexcusable. 

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Don’t worry Night Crew..I’ll get to the bottom of this. This isn’t like tweeting at croots right?

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6 minutes ago, TexasEd said:

Punching in for the night shift.  So are we still on step 7?

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W2

2 minutes ago, pops said:

If you get them well done and an extra package or 2 of spread they are edible. But for fresh made fries they are inexcusable. 

Well done fries animal style.  

2 minutes ago, Reese Bennett said:

I won't look at any of the other coaching threads because I think this one is the one.  ohio-state-head-coach-urban-meyer-press-

Don't think, know

Night crew in here like...

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3 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

But does she bake cookies?

No but she’s knows the cake is baked and ready for the icing! 

17 minutes ago, washparkhorn said:

No to a silly conspiracy theory question about coach/Texas - involving a soundstage at the residence. 

Focus on the HARD LIKE on the McConaughey gif.

1 minute ago, markstanco said:

Anything new happen? Lots of new posts

Spinnershells liked a McConaughey gif. She also likes in-n-out. RBGIII gauging her interest in Whataburger as we speak. So, yes. 

Also, to the Meyers, if you are reading this, we're only having fun here. We're mostly harmless, upstanding, honest, hard-working Texans who want nothing more than for you to bring Urbs home to Austin and kick some major ass. 

4 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Anything new happen? Lots of new posts

CUM is back on the menu 

7 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

No but she’s knows the cake is baked and ready for the icing! 

And by icing you mean CUM. It's happening!!!

11 minutes ago, pops said:

W2

Yep, I see we're tweeting Shelly about In and Out and Whataburger again.  My scenario has all the relevant bases covered.

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7 minutes ago, TexasEx said:

Focus on the HARD LIKE on the McConaughey gif.

Not over. Like the Vince Rose Bowl. 

3 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

CUM is back on the menu 

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