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Dabo looking ahead to the Texas job. Team knows it.

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8 minutes ago, Caddox said:

Ohio State has their piss REAL hot. 

Is this helpful? Reads like a bad symptom from a venereal disease.

5 minutes ago, CfRhTxStBobcats said:

There's something very similar looking about .25 miles on the south side of I-10 just a little west of Katy. It looks abandoned like this place.

I never understood why someone builds shit like that! 

Bet Dabo wishes he would have kept his mouth shut before this game.

Maybe Clemson’s OC is an offensive genius. They look terrible since the first two drives, which were probably scripted. 

Curious, how do I get rid of the new member tag? I know I didn't post much until recently but I have been a member for a while.

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Just now, DFW Horn said:

Is this helpful? Reads like a bad symptom from a venereal disease.

Having your piss hot is very good. If you are Ginnin at the same time? Big trouble. 

30 minutes ago, ztejas said:

What I'm gathering from this comment is that waylandhorn spends a lot of time on Texags.

I think you mean Texags spend a lot of time in Waylandhorn

2 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

Dabo looking ahead to the Texas job. Team knows it.

Take that shit to the Dabo or bust thread man. Ain’t got no room for it here.

Just now, Longhornlove said:

Curious, how do I get rid of the new member tag? I know I didn't post much recently but I have been a member for a while.

You have to post a pic of your avatar w/o the hands in the way.

Trey Sermon has been fucking Texas for years now, can that SOB just go to the nfl already. He’s keeping us from firing herman. I also have to believe in my soul that Meyer watching Day dominate Clemson with his a ton of his players brings out some rage which I hope makes him want to coach again...at Texas. 

2 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Well?  How much did it go for at auction?

Really? 
 

insert tree fiddy joke here

2 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

Curious, how do I get rid of the new member tag? I know I didn't post much until recently but I have been a member for a while.

PM Derka

4 minutes ago, troph said:

I felt bad for Colt too. Anyway fields is balling so whatever. And the MLB didn’t do his job he put his head down and speared him in the back. 

SEC playbook. If you feel you can’t win take out the leader.

2 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

Curious, how do I get rid of the new member tag? I know I didn't post much until recently but I have been a member for a while.

PM @Derka

Well it’s starting to look like we’ll need to push to 900 and then on to 1000 to get Urbs the way this game is going. McMansion architecture is the topic it seems. 

1 minute ago, TrashMaster G said:

You have to post a pic of your avatar w/o the hands in the way.

If I could I wood. Can't remember the chicks name, had that picture since I worked in Iraq in 2010.

Welp, I jinxed Clempson today with the fan GIFs and rah-rah.

Furk...another 10 days of _____________________

Trevor Lawrence has a solid hairdresser those highlights are legit.

I really hate Ohio state so maybe that is shading my perspective but it really seems inequitable that a team that has not played on back to back weekends but ONCE this entire season is getting to compete with a team that played double the number of games this year. Particularly after their conference changed countless rules on a weekly basis with the singular goal of getting them there. 

Seems ridiculous to me. 

only positive here is that hopefully this knocks Cabo’s dumbfuck hick ass down a few legs and he learns to stfu every once in a while. 

1 minute ago, DFW Horn said:

Welp, I jinxed Clempson today with the fan GIFs and rah-rah.

Furk...another 10 days of _____________________

Embarrassed Shame GIF

Just dug deep for a while and don't see any flights of interest currently scheduled from NOLA to Austin area. A few I'm keeping my eye given their origin, but none of them have anything in the upcoming log. Probably saw about three or four jets going from NOLA to Columbus over the next 24 hours, including the two mentioned in this thread.

In short, wish I had something but if it's there it hasn't peeked its head quite yet. Also, if something's going down, the CTJ plane is not out and about. 

17 minutes ago, PatSolitanojr said:

You seem awfully worried about your anonymity for someone who has their name in their handle, their own portrait as their profile pic, and constantly posts pictures of themself/family. 

Nicole has been golden for us. More information than a lot of limp dicks on here. 

1 hour ago, bar said:

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1,X,X,X

53 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

First shot fired from IT talking about Surly. 

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Fuck around and find out. We are the anti texaggy.

Hook'em 

1 minute ago, derpyhorndog said:

Just dug deep for a while and don't see any flights of interest currently scheduled from NOLA to Austin area. A few I'm keeping my eye given their origin, but none of them have anything in the upcoming log. Probably saw about three or four jets going from NOLA to Columbus over the next 24 hours, including the two mentioned in this thread.

In short, wish I had something but if it's there it hasn't peeked its head quite yet. Also, if something's going down, the CTJ plane is not out and about. 

Any of those go from Columbus to AUS/HSB?

4 minutes ago, troph said:

Well it’s starting to look like we’ll need to push to 900 and then on to 1000 to get Urbs the way this game is going. McMansion architecture is the topic it seems. 

Bob’s house. Bags of dicks and all that. 
 

 

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1 minute ago, BigSwingingD said:

1,X,X,X

Fuck around and find out. We are the anti texaggy.

Hook'em 

Which one of you went there on IT!? Balls to the walls. 

32 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

Haha wtf is that monstrosity 

House that I believe was built by plastic surgeon for private practice.  But get this.  Contractor built on wrong lot.  So there's a smaller version next door, also abandoned. 

26 minutes ago, troph said:

That’s hideous 

Indeed.

18 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

That house in Manvel? 

 

Yes.

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

Bob’s house. Bags of dicks and all that. 
 

 

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When I see this, I imagine airdropped crates of dicks on the helipad

2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Bob’s house. Bags of dicks and all that. 
 

 

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I take it he borrowed BMD's helicopters?

5 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

Embarrassed Shame GIF

she is a fooking pawg on ted lasso u cant tell from her being covered up on got

 

3 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Bob’s house. Bags of dicks and all that. 
 

 

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Must spend a fortune on power washing. That concrete is whiter than Herbie’s teeth.

3 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Bob’s house. Bags of dicks and all that. 
 

 

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The rest of ou sucks

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7 minutes ago, sidis said:

I really hate Ohio state so maybe that is shading my perspective but it really seems inequitable that a team that has not played on back to back weekends but ONCE this entire season is getting to compete with a team that played double the number of games this year. Particularly after their conference changed countless rules on a weekly basis with the singular goal of getting them there. 

Seems ridiculous to me. 

only positive here is that hopefully this knocks Cabo’s dumbfuck hick ass down a few legs and he learns to stfu every once in a while. 

The alternative was having aggy in the playoffs. 

7 minutes ago, derpyhorndog said:

Also, if something's going down, the CTJ plane is not out and about. 

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18 minutes ago, WinningIsHard said:

Trey Sermon has been fucking Texas for years now, can that SOB just go to the nfl already. He’s keeping us from firing herman. I also have to believe in my soul that Meyer watching Day dominate Clemson with his a ton of his players brings out some rage which I hope makes him want to coach again...at Texas. 

I'm not sold on Day.  He's solid but not elite.  Ohio St. benefits from being the only major university in its state, hence the monopoly of talent.  Even Bama has Auburn.  Texas has atm, Okie, TCU, Tech and Baylor siphoning off.  Add Bama and tOSU of late.  We need to stop the hemorrhaging by bringing in URB and going into their markets.   

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1 minute ago, troph said:

What’s the concrete “above” the pool?

Dry storage for 1,000s of bags of dicks. 

4 minutes ago, Alien Octopus said:

Must spend a fortune on power washing. That concrete is whiter than Herbie’s teeth.

Fixed the helo pad

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11 minutes ago, TotallyLegit said:

Any of those go from Columbus to AUS/HSB?

Unfortunately not. Checked Bergstrom, Austin Executive and HSB all for scheduled arrivals as well as outbounds from both NOLA airports in case there were some pits stops on the way to Austin or itinerary fuckery. 

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20 minutes ago, troph said:

I felt bad for Colt too. Anyway fields is balling so whatever. And the MLB didn’t do his job he put his head down and speared him in the back. 

To be fair to the tackler, he had about a millisecond to decide how to hit an extremely fast well built athlete who was attempting to juke him. Sit him out for a quarter or something, that wasn’t a burfict or Harrison hit at all. If fields moves left or right a friggin inch that’s just a damn good tackle with a shoulder. 

Goddam herbie is fellating tOSU in public again. He’s like a male dog humping every dog at the dog park except here every dog has a tOSU jersey on.

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3 minutes ago, TexasEx said:

Dry storage for 1,000s of bags of dicks. 

Beat me to it

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Just now, WinningIsHard said:

To be fair to the tackler, he had about a millisecond to decide how to hit an extremely fast well built athlete who was attempting to juke him. Sit him out for a quarter or something, that wasn’t a burfict or Harrison hit at all. If fields moves left or right a friggin inch that’s just a damn good tackle with a shoulder. 

I usually agree but he lowered his head and threatened himself too. No issue with the ejection here. 

22 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

Curious, how do I get rid of the new member tag? I know I didn't post much until recently but I have been a member for a while.

join the tree fiddy club

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