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4 minutes ago, Slade said:

All according to Putin's plan, and Trump is his useful idiot. 

Even dogs on muzzles and a leash have more autonomy than Trump, he's more like Putin's hand puppet. It should be obvious to anyone but the most ignorant of sycophants that Trump is a toadie for Putin, his behavior to our allies should be exhibit A. 

MAGA might be the most ironic political slogan of all time. 

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I'm almost at my limit with this constant barrage of Trumpian horseshit.

It's non-stop.  It makes it almost impossible to keep focused.  I have anger and outrage fatigue.

I have to keep reminding myself - THAT'S WHAT HE WANTS.  FUCK HIM.

Even if it's exhausting mentally and anxiety inducing - STAY WOKE BITCHES.  STAY ANGRY.  STAY INFORMED AND GET INVOLVED.

VOTE THESE TRAITORIOUS FUCKWANKS OUT ON THEIR AMPLE ASSES.

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

I'm not a big fan of McCain, even though I recognize and appreciate his service in the military.  I've had a problem with his wishy-washy behavior in DC for a while now.

But that is a serious right cross, from which there is no equivocating or backing off.  Good for you, Mr. McCain.

Eh, this sums up my thoughts very well. I respect his service and the hell he endured, but throughout Trump's presidency he's been a whole lot of "wow, that deeply upsets me" while voting for 90%+ of his confirmations and legislation,

 

 

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We subsidize our dairy farmers to the tune of 22 Billion dollars. Canada provides no subsidies to it's dairies. If you want to end those subsidies then yes they are bad and we should end them. That tariff prevents dumping on the Canadian market destroying their own dairy farmers. Obviously the orange turd doesn't understand this simple fact.

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1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

Tahoe loves to suck that Trump cock. He swallows every drop every time but he hates being slut-shamed for it.

 

At this point, Dolemite and Swam point and laugh at Tahoe

Tahoe is sniffing poppers while in a sling legs up waiting for trump dick to astroglide it on in

We subsidize our dairy farmers to the tune of 22 Billion dollars. Canada provides no subsidies to it's dairies. If you want to end those subsidies then yes they are bad and we should end them. That tariff prevents dumping on the Canadian market destroying their own dairy farmers. Obviously the orange turd doesn't understand this simple fact.

I don’t think US dairy is going to like where this conversation is going to go. Milk is practically a socialist offering. Without government subsidies the dairy industry would collapse and milk prices would skyrocket. We have our own reasons for avoiding that (feeding poor kids) but there is no reason Canada would pretend ours is a free market. And, as a taxpayer, I’m not particularly interested in expanding the market and therefore the total price tag on the subsidies.

Our idiot president seems to be under the impression that the United States government does not subsidize corporate America.

I mean, that is some next level WTF shit right there.

Europe will just see this moment as Vichy America.   They will come around when we send someone competent. 

MAGA might be the most ironic political slogan of all time. 

It’s pretty clear at this point: if you side with the US, then you need to side with our allies against this admin. We are occupied and controlled by a regime that is hostile to the US. The term “resistance” isn’t a catchy term; it’s reality.

Holy shit, this was 5 years ago and still needs to be posted.

 

 

 

Yeah, I'm getting tired of Trump droning on about "unfair trade" while we subsidize big corporate farms, which makes us a huge ag exporter. 

45 minutes ago, GSU&UT said:

Eh, this sums up my thoughts very well. I respect his service and the hell he endured, but throughout Trump's presidency he's been a whole lot of "wow, that deeply upsets me" while voting for 90%+ of his confirmations and legislation,

 

 

Yup. McCain has real power to limit if not outright stop Trump's bullshit, and he chooses not to wield it. His refusal to act says a lot more than the occasional tweets about how Trump is doing bad things do.

14 minutes ago, TDunk said:

Holy shit, this was 5 years ago and still needs to be The posted.

 

 

 

 

The only disagreement I have with this is a fucking Baby Boomer calling a 20 yo girl part of the worst.generation.evar. No, you are fucker. Every stat he cites happened on the watch of the leadership of his generation - not hers.

Other than that, yeah, it is brutally honest.

Yup. McCain has real power to limit if not outright stop Trump's bullshit, and he chooses not to wield it. His refusal to act says a lot more than the occasional tweets about how Trump is doing bad things do.

Fucking A. I’ve had enough of the “concerned diplomat” shit. I need some “dedicated fucking soldier” shit from these guys. Otherwise, they can fuck off.

This country’s worth fighting for. How about you do something for the good guys?
The only disagreement I have with this is a fucking Baby Boomer calling a 20 yo girl part of the worst.generation.evar. No, you are fucker. Every stat he cites happened on the watch of the leadership of his generation - not hers.
Other than that, yeah, it is brutally honest.

Isn’t he too young to be a boomer in that show?
On 6/8/2018 at 9:33 AM, LongestHorn said:

#workingovertime

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I know, I know.....I'm 3 days late on this.  But fuck, I just cant keep up with this AND have a full time job.

5 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

 

Project much, Donald?

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19 minutes ago, Bevo VIII said:


Isn’t he too young to be a boomer in that show?

I never watched the show, but Jeff Daniels was born in 1955. So, yeah, he is most certainly a boomer. As for the setting and time period of the show, I can only guess that it's supposed to be contemporaneous to our time due to the students filming him with their cell phones.

2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

I'm not a big fan of McCain, even though I recognize and appreciate his service in the military.  I've had a problem with his wishy-washy behavior in DC for a while now.

But that is a serious right cross, from which there is no equivocating or backing off.  Good for you, Mr. McCain.

I wonder if he actually wrote or dictated that tweet.   

Just now, Tennesseehorn said:

I wonder if he actually wrote or dictated that tweet.   

I guess it doesn’t matter because he’s dying, right fuckhead?

You should absolutely post more before you get banned.

3 minutes ago, VRHorn said:

I guess it doesn’t matter because he’s dying, right fuckhead?

You should absolutely post more before you get banned.

 

3 minutes ago, VRHorn said:

I guess it doesn’t matter because he’s dying, right fuckhead?

You should absolutely post more before you get banned.

Hey dickwad sorry if the truth hurts.  Do you really think he sits in Twitter writing tweets.  If you do you are dumber cunt than  I thought 

Hey grandpa, you quoted me twice because you can’t work the internet.

1 minute ago, Tennesseehorn said:

 

Do you really think he sits in Twitter writing tweets.

Did this sentence make sense to you when you wrote it?  

1 minute ago, VRHorn said:

Hey grandpa, you quoted me twice because you can’t work the internet.

Because I actually earn money and don’t live in my Mothers basement like you do.  That’s such an dumbass statement.  You probably don’t even have a job.  

Just now, Tennesseehorn said:

Because I actually earn money and don’t live in my Mothers basement like you do.  That’s such an dumbass statement.  You probably don’t even have a job.  

How much money do you make? What was your net last year?

1 minute ago, Tennesseehorn said:

Because I actually earn money and don’t live in my Mothers basement like you do.  That’s such an dumbass statement.  You probably don’t even have a job.  

Tinhorn, there is a 100% chance I make more money than your stupid ass.

Just now, David Dennison said:

How much money do you make? What was your net last year?

I make 5x what your net worth is internet cowboy. 

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

How much money do you make? What was your net last year?

Oooh, are we getting a Rocko moment?

1 minute ago, VRHorn said:

Tinhorn, there is a 100% chance I make more money than your stupid ass.

I’m sure that’s  false lightweight 

 

 

2 minutes ago, Tennesseehorn said:

Because I actually earn money and don’t live in my Mothers basement like you do.  That’s such an dumbass statement.  You probably don’t even have a job.  

You quoted him twice because you earn money and don't live in your "Mothers [sic] basement"? That makes zero sense.

How drunk are you right now?

Just now, bolverk said:

You quoted him twice because you earn money and don't live in your "Mothers [sic] basement"? That makes zero sense.

How drunk are you right now?

Well Texas did lose today do there’s that. 

1 minute ago, Tennesseehorn said:

I’m sure that’s  false lightweight 

Well? What's the number?

Full disclosure - I have had a few beers.

That said, I know how to work the internets and certainly make more money than tinhorn.

To get back to the original topic, Trmp is a shit and Tahoe is a collaborator.

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49 minutes ago, bolverk said:

The only disagreement I have with this is a fucking Baby Boomer calling a 20 yo girl part of the worst.generation.evar. No, you are fucker. Every stat he cites happened on the watch of the leadership of his generation - not hers.

Other than that, yeah, it is brutally honest.

Exactly right. 

3 minutes ago, Tennesseehorn said:

I make 5x what your net worth is internet cowboy. 

Says the know and proven liar. Both Brisket and I called you out on the old board and showed that - not only were you mistaken/misinformed on topics - but that you willfully lied to the community.  

1 minute ago, Bama Chick said:

This Tennessee fella is kind of a dumb dickhead.

Wow that was a strong statement 

Just now, bolverk said:

Says the know and proven liar. Both Brisket and I called you out on the old board and showed that - not only were you mistaken/misinformed on topics - but that you willfully lied to the community.  

You are still a cunt over here. 

Seriously, gramps, what did you bring home in 2017? You told us you're super successful. Show us your cards.

9 minutes ago, Tennesseehorn said:

Because I actually earn money and don’t live in my Mothers basement like you do.  That’s such an dumbass statement.  You probably don’t even have a job.  

How do you earn money without a computer?

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

Seriously, gramps, what did you bring home in 2017? You told us you're super successful. Show us your cards.

$500,000.  Net.  

 

You?

Just now, Tennesseehorn said:

$500,000.  Net.  

You?

Wow. I actually got you to do it. And of course you lied about it.

Maybe take a break from the internet.


As long as you're asking, why not go for a cool million?

1 minute ago, Tennesseehorn said:

$500,000.  Net.  

 

You?

What line of work are you in? I need to get in on some of that action.

3 minutes ago, Tennesseehorn said:

$500,000.  Net.  

 

You?

 

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...................Net.

Well, if Tennesseehorn ever cries about being overtaxed again, we'll know that he's just an asshole.

1 minute ago, bolverk said:

What line of work are you in? I need to get in on some of that action.

He is a cum dumpster for Trump. That is about 4 NDAs, right?

2 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

When I used to be a Republican pre-2016 Trump takeover, I would find myself on the same side of arguments with TennesseeHorn, Tahoe, Swam abc Clearlake on a pretty frequent basis.

I feel bad and ashamed about that.

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1 minute ago, longhornmatt said:

He is a male prostitute.  He actually made $500,000.05 last year.  I asked him, “Tennessee, I don’t understand.  You’re a phenomenally successful gentleman of the night, the Memphis Men-fister ... who gave you five cents?”  

He replied, “Every one of them.”

You children need to go to bed now.  It’s way past your bedtimes.  

 

Everyone is an internet millionaire and tough guy.  

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