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Alice Johnson is out of prison because a dimwitted reality personality saw her as a way for her to gain publicity. 

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  • You want to see Michelle Obama naked? Have at it.

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    Fuck off you misogynistic shitbucket. Monica Lewinsky got nothing positive from her “dick sucking”. She was a punching bag and a punchline for decades. She did what thousands of young women have

  • Every time Trump talks about Jesus or God or the Bible and doesn't get struck by lightning, I feel more comfortable with my agnosticism.

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Dem fake tittays tho.

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Large protest going on/people gathering on the other side of the White House...

6 minutes ago, Bevo Num1 said:

I'm getting Jeb Bush "please clap" vibes with some of these awkward pauses.

It’s that and lots of confused clapping.  Even they know some of it is bullshit. 

The first and only post I’ll ever do here: daughter is fucking banging she needs the D big time. Thanks for reading. 

Dem fake tittays tho.
Would berry my hate fuck so deep you'd be crowned King Arthur [emoji1780] if you pulled it out.

Your father wouldn't know the right thing to do if it pee'd on his chest like a Russian hooker.

1 minute ago, hundredTT said:

The first and only post I’ll ever do here: daughter is fucking banging she needs the D big time. Thanks for reading. 

Your daughter? Maverick.

“Our First Lady and 45th president of the United States, Donald Trump” 😂😂😂

That Ivanka speech.

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Dammit, he didn't fall down the stairs and break his neck.

trump looks like he ate a bad allsups burrito. 

I'm ready for the hate hour but he's looking a bit low energy. Wake up Dotard!

2 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

Kellen Winslow?

understand pop culture GIF

Please let a gust of wind blow that mop off his head.

His hair was blowing almost at the cadence he was talking. That actually made me laugh.


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Is that avocado lime?
 
Kermit green.

I love all my other children/grandchildren < Ivanka. 

He was never jealous of me

Man, y'all remember how much the right on the old board would talk about how Obama couldn't do anything without a teleprompter? Then you have Trumps holding onto the lectern for dear life, as if it will buck him off at any moment while he's just reading word for word from the teleprompter. 

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Keep waiting for a drop in to guns and ships. 

My kids listening to hamilton non stop has ruined my brain. 

Mother looks a tad constipated.

Just now, Anastasis said:

Keep waiting for a drop in to guns and ships. 

My kids listening to hamilton non stop has ruined my brain. 

He's not going to miss his SHOT.

Just now, SimonBolivar said:

He's not going to miss his SHOT.

I think maybe he could have done it with Ivanka...

 

The flags are going batshit. It’s distracting with the far away shots.

uh oh . . . he's slurring. 

Please don't stroke out on the mike. 

Trump's more the You'll Be Back type, complete with the poutiness.

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fyi LHN is showing 1983 Texas/aggy curbstomping.

i tried, i really did. my god he's so fucking orange. his makeup person seriously must despise him. 

The republicans are getting good at comedy and the dems are getting worried.

Buckle up.

Can the Academy please start their please leave the stage music?

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I wonder if Melania knows her dress color is the same as the lights on the bushes in the background.

 

 

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See the adderall It will or will not. You, will give speech. 

Weird fact: since Trump switched his residency to Florida he’s the first major party nominee from that state. 

Just now, McCroskey said:

I wonder if Melania knows her dress color is the same as the lights on the bushes in the background.

 

 

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Green screen Melania memes will be arriving shortly. 

Just now, McCroskey said:

I wonder if Melanie knows her dress color is the same as the lights on the bushes in the background.

What do we think about Melania's bushes?

Just now, McCroskey said:

I wonder if Melania knows her dress color is the same as the lights on the bushes in the background.

 

 

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Maybe she's planning her escape.

Just now, Anastasis said:

scripted trump is yawn. 

they said it could be an hour long. He's never stayed on script that long before. Let's wait until he starts hating on Joe.

Is that an air horn in the background?

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