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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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    You seem really pissed off for a nontrumper.  Just laugh at the trumpers, bro.  They’re really gullible dumbfucks who worship this orange blob…you know, people completely unlike yourself.  

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3 minutes ago, Voldemort86 said:

Anyone have a shithole channel called newsmax?  I guess they’re showing the trump announcement.

C-SPAN will carry it as well.

Like a dork, I'm watching the Artemis I pre-launch broadcast.  The guy literally, just now at 2005hrs-CST said...and I quote, "Weather up and down the Eastern Seaboard just looking absolutely perfect.  Everything butter smooth for launch right now."   I guess the feed cut off before he could add, "except for that one plane from Reagan and that one other one from Dulles"  

Literally everyone wants you to go away and die quietly, you fat piece of shit.

He's gone decades without a war, y'all.

Whoah, did nobody open for him?  He's already out there takling about oil?  He looks like shit.  And sounds like crap too.I'm

5 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Literally everyone wants you to go away and die quietly, you fat piece of shit.

Not true.  I want him to die in horrific, drawn-out, gruesome pain.  I want him to know it's happening, to flail in panic against the inevitable, to realize that death is one thing he cannot manipulate with his lies or narcissism.

Just now, Brisketexan said:

Not true.  I want him to die in horrific, drawn-out, gruesome pain.  I want him to know it's happening, to flail in panic against the inevitable, to realize that death is one thing he cannot manipulate with his lies or narcissism.

Yeah, but quietly.  Because his lips have been stapled shut or something.

they don't understand the 1st amendment.  or the 2nd one.
or probably most of the rest of them.
They are still mad about the 13th tho, that's done more to lower the social status of most of his base than anything else.

It’s like the longest run on sentence I’ve ever watched.  Why can I not stop myself?  The fucking idiots that bow at his feet.  Fuck there are some serious mental health issues

He sounds different than in the past. More vindictive possibly? Or I've forgotten how horrible he is after two years.

1 minute ago, 4th&Five said:

 

And y'all thought the cult might go away.  Bitch please.

Just now, immamac said:

So is cheetoh announcing or what? 

Seems like he's threatening the US honestly. 

That was a confident swig from that water bottle.

"An Elegant Press"

Was that on Cinemax after dark in the 80's?  

Vote for Herschel.  He deserves it.

1 minute ago, FartingDreamer said:

Trump is the political anti-Christ.

FIFY

Nancy Pelosi has been fired!

1 minute ago, Bullneck said:

No Islamic attacks!

He's not really wrong.

He just replaced murderous islamic terrorist attacks with murderous MAGA terrorist attacks.  I'm sure the residents of Buffalo, Pittsburgh, and El Paso are SUPER relieved about that.

American Dream is two words.

Just now, immamac said:

Can someone who is watching please provide play by play? 

He's riffing mostly and apparently Nancy Pelosi is going to a foreign country now because she got fired?

 

He just announced he's running.

At this point I don’t even blame him. I blame his pathetic fans. 

Interesting that he has not mentioned the stolen election or big lie one time. He's clearly been told that is a losing angle, which will make it tough to explain his behavior for the last 3 years

Not the usual backdrop of people.  No Blacks for Trump.

Our country is in great trouble.

The copy of his speech sucks, but he is delivering it smoother and with more enunciation than usual.  However, he is more subdued physically and verbally.  He seems worn down or something.  Not just saying that 'cause I want him to stroke out and fall.  But he's off his usual Trump energy level considering he's been ramping up to this for weeks.  He's hitting the words and syllables at least.  But he's flat. 

The police underappreciated.  They need their respect and dignity back.

1 minute ago, Blotto said:

Interesting that he has not mentioned the stolen election or big lie one time. He's clearly been told that is a losing angle, which will make it tough to explain his behavior for the last 3 years

He insinuated that China influenced the 2020 election right at the start.

They are going to bring it back, to the previous to the previous.

THE CHINA VIRUS.

2 minutes ago, troph said:

Goddammit we have to deal with his bullshit for 6 to 10 to 14 years. Ugh, not happy about this. Indict the corrupt criminal already. 

FIF this timeline.  You know that.

2 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Not the usual backdrop of people.  No Blacks for Trump.

Our country is in great trouble.

He’d never let those people into his country club. 

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