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  • henrygandorf
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    there's so much to unpack from today, so i'll just start listing them. tuesday was devastating for oakland, today was twice as devastating for the yankees.  they had just started to play better. 

  • Brisketexan
    Brisketexan

    The boy and I were at the last ALCS clincher - we were walking on air for days after Altuve’s walkoff. Today, the boy is 5,000 miles and 7 hours away, with no way to watch. So we did a video chat, w

  • Enjoy it. Old Altuve, no more Correa means this is the very end of the road for your tainted dynasty. 

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these fuckers have made multiple comments on the roof being closed during 86 degree weather.( they haven't mentioned the 2000% relative humidity.)

 

Fuck opening the roof when that is what the Astros are used to for home field..., unless of course they take a vote and the Cubans come out on top for tropical weather.

Robert should probably hit this to the train tracks

I'm just gonna turn this off and hope that in 20 minutes we have won. Maybe that will work

How about a put away pitch dildo

Just now, UTHornFan014 said:

I'm just gonna turn this off and hope that in 20 minutes we have won. Maybe that will work

i'll allow it.

Fucking graveman making my cheeks clench.

Meh. I'm not worried til they get to 7...just disappointed in this dudes lack of nuts

Well look at who found his nuts.

Do.that.more.asshole.

never slippin but i'm trippin candy red on the scene

that was a quality pitch by Graveman that didn't get the call

Y'all keep talking shit about Emo!

Y'all keep talking shit about Emo!
I wonder if he cries all flight

the astros might be up 2-0, but seeing so much of pressly and graveman will really help the white sox hitters in games 6, 7, and 8.

-aj pierzynski

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

End it on Sunday 

Sweeps are usually bad for the next series.

That could turn out to be a valuable experience for Emo.  Dusty is a genius.  

2 minutes ago, Scraps said:
3 minutes ago, WBT said:
Y'all keep talking shit about Emo!

I wonder if he cries all flight

Sucking his thumb watching sleepless in Seattle.

1 hour ago, runthebone said:

Come on, offense.  We probably need 6 more runs.

We didn't need them, but we got them.

i'll allow it.
Fucking graveman making my cheeks clench.
It appears that it worked.

Graveman must not like when I am watching him.

Machete gave him an earful after that last out, hopefully it sinks in 

4 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

That could turn out to be a valuable experience for Emo.  Dusty is a genius.  

i've actually watched a lot of graveman the past couple years (fantasy baseball).  he's streaky as hell.  this really could snap him out of it/propel him the rest of the way.

let us not forget what an absolute fucking shitshow the bullpen was in 2017.  until pressly gets left off the alcs/ws roster, this ain't that.

The ‘Stros play better when I don’t watch the game on tv. However, I figured with a five run lead going into the top of the ninth, it would be OK to take more than a peek. After the White Sox got the two base runners, I turned off the TV and the rest is history. A man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do.

also - say what you will about dusty, but bringing in pressly in the 8th could prove very valuable.  if he wanted to come in, up 1 run or 10, you bring him in.  the alcs starts in a week.  if we somehow close this out, we don't want our guys getting that type of break.

2 minutes ago, Harrison Stafford said:

The ‘Stros play better when I don’t watch the game on tv. However, I figured with a five run lead going into the top of the ninth, it would be OK to take more than a peek. After the White Sox got the two base runners, I turned off the TV and the rest is history. A man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do.

what's your cable provider and the toll free number to their cancellation dept? 

also your full name and ss#.

Great win! Thanks to all who posted the mlb streaming link. Watched game on flight. 
Now have Horns whip OU and it’s a damn nice weekend. 

Props to Maton for not sucking

1 minute ago, Scraps said:

Props to Maton for not sucking

Maton is Righty Raley. He's got great stuff and it's gonna come together for him.

Missed the game because I was at work, so belated what's up Kyler Tucker haters

3 minutes ago, rvm96 said:

Missed the game because I was at work, so belated what's up Kyler Tucker haters

Nah they've all moved on to Maton and Graveman

Kyler Tucker sounds like a bitch

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