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On 11/20/2025 at 12:42 PM, Rimbo said:

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the WTF is the one that I can't say, but it's the one Des Howard is alluding to

Can she go fuck Wingo and see if he will start catching the ball like Golden and Worthy?

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Posted
18 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

 

Correction. I had sex with Katie L’Oreal. 

I didn’t have sex with L’Oréal. Lysol did!  I just watched

22 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

Can she go fuck Wingo and see if he will start catching the ball like Golden and Worthy?

Hes not a 4.3

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Posted
9 hours ago, Newy25 said:

What is obvious from this post is you have made no attempt to get involved with NIL, go to any functions or meet anyone on this site. If you had you would realize how ridiculous you look making statements like this. On top of that you spend a very large percentage of your time trying to dismiss everything you read here. 

It’s a very bizarre path you have taken. 

damn right walter white GIF by Breaking Bad

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Posted
12 minutes ago, GTX Horn said:

I wonder how much of Sark’s alleged spiral started after he brought Nansen on board

I’ve heard your comment mentioned more than a couple of times…

LSU is offering to bring back Coach O on as an assistant if Kiffin chooses him. A swamp boat poon hound who has been Kiffin’s wingman before. Translation: we will let you be as wild and fucking crazy as you want and with loads of dirty money. coach O knows where all the fun is. 
 

Nansen is essentially like  Sark’s Coach O. Someone who has your back and you can cut loose with. I mean…

all the signs have been on the wall since last summer that Sark was imo back to his old Washington ways. 
 

if he is let go or we part ways I know schools will take a chance. But if he wants a lighter load and a “break” and to have fun and be out of the “limelight” he can go be an OC for Kiffin.  Just sayin’ 

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6 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

But if he wants a lighter load and a “break” and to have fun and be out of the “limelight” he can go be an OC for Kiffin.  Just sayin’ 

 

So Sark to OC, Kiffy to HC, keep PK?

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Posted (edited)
2 hours ago, cmontexas said:

According to the laws of nature, she would have been impregnated at some point in the summer of 2024. Golden was not a former player at that point. I'm not sure if he was even in Austin yet

July/August of 2024 bc the beautiful boy was born in April 2025. 
Golden portals to Texas in December 2023 according to “AI” which has been a disappointment to me he by the laws of nature was around the Austin area during  the time of conception. 

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Posted
18 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Is her name pronounced like the makeup brand, or “Low-real” or “Lori-all.” Or something else? 

Like the cosmetic. Commercials. 

Just now, Im_smarter_then_you said:

Thought the baby was premature.  September 

Yeah. I was just pointing out Golden was around then. 

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12 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

 

So Sark to OC, Kiffy to HC, keep PK?

I mean???? This wins a natty ? Maybe or they film a Netflix documentary about it and Coach O gets a public access show where he visits restaurants. 
 

or we opt for a shooting star. Freeman. Someone without baggage who outcoached KIRBY far less talent on the field. Someone who is respected. Someone who will bring back real pride to Texas. Someone who will get the buy in of the team and change the culture. 
 

or we could roll with crazy train of Kiffin. Sark and if PK BUT if PK wants out bring in a disgraced Belichick and his girlfriend and Austin will be lit as a mofo. And we will have a dynasty. A corrupt one but multiple MNCs. 
 

so people either get on board with this corrupt team of badasses or fuck off defending sark with any seriousness at this point.

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3 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

so people either get on board with this corrupt team of badasses or fuck off defending sark with any seriousness at this point.

 

Valid. But your second plan will have to have a little more than that. If Jordan can‘t get a preferred walk-on spot, we can forget about that. 

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Posted
33 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Is her name pronounced like the makeup brand, or “Low-real” or “Lori-all.” Or something else? 

Who the fuck gonna call their daughter low real?   You missed on second name too 

 

lor-re-AL.  As in they going back to Alabama when DeBoer leaves

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20 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

July/August of 2024 bc the beautiful boy was born in April 2025. 
Golden portals to Texas in December 2023 according to “AI” which has been a disappointment to me he by the laws of nature was around the Austin area during  the time of conception. 

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I’m a bit abbreviated so not matching well. But I knew that summer of 2024 didn’t seem right. 

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Posted
2 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

 

Valid. But your second plan will have to have a little more than that. If Jordan can‘t get a preferred walk-on spot, we can forget about that. 

Once Bill sees the talent Kiffin, Coach O and Sark can bring in slinking around Austin, Bill will dump that hoe. Seriously, they will get him laid by someone better looking. He will be happy. They are plenty of gold diggers in Austin they can find to run a train on him. All of this requires firing CDC and hiring Woodward. He is connected somehow to some foreign government trying to take down college football but whatever. Everyone’s UT degrees will be devalued and Austin will turn in to Vegas like in Stephen King’s The Stand but fuck it. At least we will all be having fun as we burn, .🔥 

 

so either decide we want the above and two natties out of it before the band falls apart bc of either debauchery or going solo. 
 

or we find a HC that isn’t a corrupt asshole. 

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Posted
50 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Is her name pronounced like the makeup brand, or “Low-real” or “Lori-all.” Or something else? 

Quick google search brought up press releases from her NC A&T track (2009) days and hiring at USC (2013). No notes on pronunciation, but there was no apostrophe in Loreal. And she had some nice braids.

Posted
2 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

This is the thread I come to Surly for these days. All other threads are dead. Keep going fellas.

We are trying man. LSU is offering $90 million and other shit. Sark to LSU as OC to relax and embrace the Louisiana ways is a lock now. 

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