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The white defense DBs and LBs look like all walk ons 

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Greg McElroy giving QB advice is a joke.  That guy was asshole bad at Bama.  He got so fucking lucky that Colt got hurt.  That pussy was scared shitless of our defense.  Fuck the SEC.  

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4 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

aggys not looking good tonight

Coaches just got paid...it’s Friday night. 

12 hours ago, markstanco said:

I swear you people left your ability to get sarcasm back over at TOS

Got me.

Got me.
I typically tuck my tail or make up an excuse in these cases. I am grasshopper and must learn your ways, sensei.

Blumrick was sacked but they let it go and he throws a pick. He’s worse than Foster 

Mond with a quick TD 

 

edit: they said it was Blumrick but it looked like Calzada. Who knows

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If this is an SEC contender, then Texas State may be licking their chops.  

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Just now, MrPhlegm said:
10 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:
So Calzone will be #2?  

Shit?

For sure.  

14 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Leave the Foster, take the Calzone

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Really man? Do you know how long that shit takes to load on Tapa?
You got a Iphong don't cha?

McElroy is such an SEC tool. Fuck him.  Red headed step child left Texas and went to Alabama.  Piss on his SLC, Bama ass.  I have a difficult time listening to this stankhole homer.  

These announcers are hilarious.

 

"Texas a&m is getting to the wast coast. Kids from there want to play in the sec and they figure what school is far west so they go to Texas a&m"

 

Awesome.

 

On edit: if you don't believe me back it up to 0:36 left in the 2nd

 

McElroy is such an SEC tool. Fuck him.  Red headed step child left Texas and went to Alabama.  Piss on his SLC, Bama ass.  I have a difficult time listening to this stankhole homer.  

He knows he is a tool. I wish Katy was calling this though.

West Coast to collie station, they’re practically identical.

25 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

If this is an SEC contender, then Texas State may be licking their chops.  

Eh, they'll beat the 3 cupcakes, although I'd love to see Spav run some hurry up/air raid stuff and put up some yards and points.

Good chance Auburn beats them early in the year IMO.

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He knows he is a tool. I wish Katy was calling this though.
Whalecunt?

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5 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Eh, they'll beat the 3 cupcakes, although I'd love to see Spav run some hurry up/air raid stuff and put up some yards and points.

Good chance Auburn beats them early in the year IMO.

Those tools are so focused on discussing which of Clemson, bama, and Georgia they are going to beat (spoiler bama because at Kyle, Georgia because they are so bad they lost to Texas) that they haven’t even considered which of Auburn, LSU, MSU, and hopefully arky they will lose to. 

1 hour ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

Are there even 2,500 in attendance?

I don’t think so, but one thing’s for sure: they’re SEC good!

Their OL is going to be a problem. Their DE, LB, and DBs will also be a problem.

Mond is Mond. Decent. Calzone looks okay. Big arm, sometimes accurate. Cupp looks good for a true freshman. 

RBs are not Trayveon Williams good. 

1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

Their OL is going to be a problem. Their DE, LB, and DBs will also be a problem.

Mond is Mond. Decent. Calzone looks okay. Big arm, sometimes accurate. Cupp looks good for a true freshman. 

RBs are not Trayveon Williams good. 

So 7-5 or 6-6?  

Every time I watch Wright at DE, he’s getting blown out of the play. 

This may be a spring game practice, but this is  team full of slap dicks.  If Mathews is their starting center, they are fucked.  Fuck off Bruce.

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Their OL is going to be a problem. Their DE, LB, and DBs will also be a problem.
Mond is Mond. Decent. Calzone looks okay. Big arm, sometimes accurate. Cupp looks good for a true freshman. 
RBs are not Trayveon Williams good. 
Big arm?

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They aren’t calling a lot of sacks.
Of shit?

aggys game still going??  Started same time as blOU game.....

blOU game has been over for awhile (played for 90 minutes) ..... aren't Teams only allowed two hours max for a Spring Game???

Guess Bimbo Baggins cheats even during a Spring Game....

Bimbo Baggins... 

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47 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

McElroy is such an SEC tool. Fuck him.  Red headed step child left Texas and went to Alabama.  Piss on his SLC, Bama ass.  I have a difficult time listening to this stankhole homer.  

Hey now. Don't bring us into this.

8 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

aggys game still going??  Started same time as blOU game.....

blOU game has been over for awhile (played for 90 minutes) ..... aren't Teams only allowed two hours max for a Spring Game???

Guess Bimbo Baggins cheats even during a Spring Game....

Bimbo Baggins... 

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Shoulda held it at midnight an call dit midnit yell. Them goobers woulda turned out in droves.
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And Calzone throws another pick. 
And Foster throws a pick 
6 hours ago, Carl Spackler said:

 "In theory, the Aggies could be the nation's 10th best football team . . ."

In theory.  More proof that aggy rationalization applies to all aspects of their football program, and not just the championships they claim.  

In theory = next year!

46 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I just want to see texaggy after we beat LSU and then LSU kicks their ass

Excuse already made by an aggy in my office....y’all have them at home and we have to play them on the road. 

So I guess aggys get an sec victory tonight??

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