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16 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


I prefer vodka because I like to be able to taste the vermouth. I also like chocolate martinis, and even cherry chocolate martinis.

Essentially, if it's got alcohol, I like it.

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3 hours ago, NBHorn7 said:

Texas is the Galactic Empire and Liucci thinks he is Aggy Yoda with chin pubes.

Yoda is much more wise and handsome.

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Liucci looks more like Crumb.

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6 hours ago, Scheiss Meister said:

Well, they're #2 alright, just not in the way they think.

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1 hour ago, GreenspointTexas said:

There is no such thing as a vodka martini. Also, there is no such thing as chicken fajitas

CHICKEN FAJITA

guacamole, pico de gallo, rice, frijoles a la charra & fresh flour tortillas

Chicken fajita kolaches are mighty tasty.

3 minutes ago, utee94 said:

Chicken fajita kolaches are mighty tasty.

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7 hours ago, Scheiss Meister said:

Well, they're #2 alright, just not in the way they think.

And you would know, after all.

9 hours ago, Pancho said:

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Damn aggy already trying to get away from big brother UT again? We've only been here 2 years now. Ruined their season 2 years in a row, Stopped them 2 years in a row from getting to the SEC champ game, which they have still have yet to make despite being there 14 seasons.

22 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

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VatoLocoAggie is the aggy cousin of Helobious.

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

That’s so white people activity that it fucking offends me (and I’m far and away the whitest person on this board).

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24 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

That’s so white people activity that it fucking offends me (and I’m far and away the whitest person on this board).

I'm an old white guy and I've never seen that shit before. I didn't even know they made stick horses anymore.

@Armybrat probably still has one named Trigger collecting dust in his attic.

1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


I prefer vodka because I like to be able to taste the vermouth.

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1 hour ago, lilMAC25 said:

That’s so white people activity that it fucking offends me (and I’m far and away the whitest person on this board).

Cosplay steeplechase with an equine dildo….I guess this is what happens to the “furrys” when they get to college. Hope she cleans her litter box and stable..How fucking pathetic, and Ithought quidditch was bad….

Texas college football teams to win their post-season game

Texas, Houston, SMU, TCU, Texas State, UTSA, and North Texas

Texas college football teams to lose their post-season game

aggy, tech, and Rice and Rice outscored aggy and tech combined.

9 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Texas college football teams to win their post-season game

Texas, Houston, SMU, TCU, Texas State, UTSA, and North Texas

Texas college football teams to lose their post-season game

aggy, tech, and Rice and Rice outscored aggy and tech combined.

Rice also played another Texas school.

Tceh and aggy have the only Ls to schools from other states.

And the only ones to not find the end zone.

On 1/1/2026 at 9:00 PM, yoladu said:

not long.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA......those fuckers. You knew they would find some reason to pimp themselves over a loss.

3 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


I prefer vodka because I like to be able to taste the vermouth. I also like chocolate martinis, and even cherry chocolate martinis.

Essentially, if it's got alcohol, I like it.

But think how much more fun it would be to declare what is an actual martini/fajita/chili/bbq at a friendly gathering. People love that guy!

1 hour ago, HtownHorn said:

Texas college football teams to win their post-season game

Texas, Houston, SMU, TCU, Texas State, UTSA, and North Texas

Texas college football teams to lose their post-season game

aggy, tech, and Rice and Rice outscored aggy and tech combined.

rice starting qb and back up qb both hit the portal pre game

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