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1 minute ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:


I’m pretty sure that I could kick Steven Segal’s ass now

in his prime steven segal was easily the best fighter alive.  today I bet there’s only a handful of people on the planet who could handle him one-on-one.  

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48 minutes ago, futureman said:

in his prime steven segal was easily the best fighter alive.  today I bet there’s only a handful of people on the planet who could handle him one-on-one.  

I bet Mike White could kick his ass.

1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

Oh, how 2007.

That’s prob. when he was born. 

49 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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They forgot to draw a penis on his face.  

1 hour ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:


I’m pretty sure that I could kick Steven Segal’s ass now

He will still break all of your fingers though

2 hours ago, futureman said:

in his prime steven segal was easily the best fighter alive.  today I bet there’s only a handful of people on the planet who could handle him one-on-one.  

 

all those dudes are black belts too. segal’s heart rate didn't even change.  he is one the most cold-blooded and talented ninjas in the world.  

I thought about Vic's Friends' Food for this one, but it came from Facebook, so... Personally, I have no idea what I think of this sandwich.

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45 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I thought about Vic's Friends' Food for this one, but it came from Facebook, so... Personally, I have no idea what I think of this sandwich.

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Someone’s on a low carb diet. 

1 hour ago, futureman said:

all those dudes are black belts too. segal’s heart rate didn't even change.  he is one the most cholesterol-blooded and fattest ninjas in the world.  

Fifty

I thought about Vic's Friends' Food for this one, but it came from Facebook, so... Personally, I have no idea what I think of this sandwich.
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I’d eat that.
in his prime steven segal was easily the best fighter alive.  today I bet there’s only a handful of people on the planet who could handle him one-on-one.  

No.
1 hour ago, drifter379 said:


No.

God dammit. Now we’re all gonna get our asses kicked.  Thanks a lot, asshole.

14 hours ago, 'stache said:


I’d eat that.

Okies are known for enjoying large pickles.

I'm loving all the Ring cameras that the people in my neighborhood have installed. It brings entertaining posts like how 5 different houses had footage of the same 4 teenage boys walking up and playing ding dong ditch and putting fart spray around the door before they run off. You'd think these teens were committing felonies with the mass terror the neighborhood seemed under and how people were trying to track them down. I can't wait for the Nest cam footage of someone's house being toilet-papered.

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Dependable transportation. HEB area.


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Who knew that so many of my Facebook friends had been to the Norte Dame cathedral. Hits close to home. 

3 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Don't worry bae, that head will keep them away.....

 

Head like a bastard cat I tell ya.....

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Ugh...Kaidyn.

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58 minutes ago, yoshi said:

Ugh...Kaidyn.

Top 3 whiskey tango names out there.

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This always make me chuckle. These women accept and request thousands of males they don't know and put their life story on social media. This particular one posted all kinds of shit. But now they whine when the attention isn't always what they want. Newsflash, no one gives a fuck if you delete your FB. You are a dime a dozen on these males' friends list.

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This is the best thing to ever show up in this thread. So much awesome.

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