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2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Not gonna lie, that's a pretty good rant.

4 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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It's the ice on Greenland and Antarctica that's the problem.  Sorry, you may now return to your regularly scheduled humor.

39 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

I've hit the Cane's right off the interstate in Texarkana a few times on the way back home from lousyanna.  I can definitely say the attitude by the employees is similar, some of the longest I've ever waited for chingers

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It's the ice on Greenland and Antarctica that's the problem.  Sorry, you may now return to your regularly scheduled humor.



The measuring cup is imperial. Ice in Greenland is frozen in metric quantities.

Who was friends with Sally?  mileslong?  Can we get an update?

6 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Uncouth behavior afoot at the Long John Silver’s, you say?  Is nothing sacred?

I occasionally drive through Long John's, because crispies and hush puppies, dammit, but I can't recall any time at which I might have thought to myself, "Self, you should take your family in for a nice sit-down dinner at Long John Silvers, where the ambience and pleasant service will surely win the affection and gratitude of your progeny and significant other."

Either drive through for convenience,  or shut the fuck up. Minimum wage fast food workers don't have any reason to kiss your lily-white ass.

8 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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From what I can gather, she’s racist and bulemic, but she has standards. Which means her mattress is not placed in direct contact with the floor. 

1 hour ago, Walden Ponderer said:

 I can't recall any time at which I might have thought to myself, "Self, you should take your family in for a nice sit-down dinner at Long John Silvers, where the ambience and pleasant service will surely win the affection and gratitude of your progeny and significant other.”

feeding your young children long john silver’s should provide a strong enough case for cps to take them away. 

I occasionally drive through Long John's, because crispies and hush puppies, dammit, but I can't recall any time at which I might have thought to myself, "Self, you should take your family in for a nice sit-down dinner at Long John Silvers, where the ambience and pleasant service will surely win the affection and gratitude of your progeny and significant other."
Either drive through for convenience,  or shut the fuck up. Minimum wage fast food workers don't have any reason to kiss your lily-white ass.

A guy I used to work with was telling us one night that he took his daughter out for seafood. We asked him where and he told us Long John Silvers. He got furious when we started laughing at him. He could not understand why we thought it was funny.
18 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Minimum wage fast food workers don't have any reason to kiss your lily-white ass.

 

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