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3 hours ago, Zepol87 said:

Yea but all the places around here have said that and it hasn't been a thing. I really doubt they will follow that 25% rule

No penalties for violations of Guv's order has been established.  Do whatcha want.

35.  F fruitcake

Seriously. Why is that even on there?
5 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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I hit "Not Your First Rodeo" on the middle of the second row.  

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Ugh. Counting is hard.

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I like that police get to randomly take the kid to some new family without court supervision. I mean, dad shoots mom, and an hour later Deputy Fife drops you off at Fitlump’s place.
22 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:


I like that police get to randomly take the kid to some new family without court supervision. I mean, dad shoots mom, and an hour later Deputy Fife drops you off at Fitlump’s place.

That would be a change of pace from deputies taking children away from Fitlump's place.

6 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

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Five days earlier and I would have had Beyonce.  I ain't quarintining with no guy.

5 hours ago, Grade of D as in David said:

That would be a change of pace from deputies taking children away from Fitlump's place.

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30 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Five days earlier and I would have had Beyonce.  I ain't quarintining with no guy.

Which person do you think is Beyonce?

Cardi B

Tyler Perry as Medea

Rhianna

Tekashi 69

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27 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Tekashi 69

isn’t that guy dead?

1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

Five days earlier and I would have had Beyonce.  I ain't quarintining with no guy.

Katfid sock confirmed. 

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12 minutes ago, futureman said:

isn’t that guy dead?

In the future?

Just now, Irieguy said:

In the future?

yes, google tells me he is indeed alive.  for some reason I thought he had overdosed but I guess it was someone else. 

1 minute ago, futureman said:

yes, google tells me he is indeed alive.  for some reason I thought he had overdosed but I guess it was someone else. 

Yes. That was Beyoncé.

6 hours ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Which person do you think is Beyonce?

Cardi B

Tyler Perry as Medea

Rhianna

Tekashi 69

Rhianna.  😋

1 hour ago, demos said:


#winning

Feb huh?, hopefully you're an underage girl who likes being pee'd on?

Dude, it's not gonna be exactly like last year.  

Feb huh?, hopefully you're an underage girl who likes being pee'd on?

Don’t judge
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14 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

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Salad drenched in ranch dressing, shredded cheese and a large coke on the side.

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32. Real Texans know they've never had a "Dr. Pepper"
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This reminds of that thread we had on TOS, “What’s in your toy chest”. A lady poster had a bunch of toys like that. She even labeled them all because they were quite a few that nobody knew what they were. That was a pretty funny thread.

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