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2 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

You are no longer futureman...from this point forward thou shalt be known as dumbassman.

hey, look, it’s physics and geometry.  not hard.  if mike can’t punch him then bron ain’t gonna lose.  mike would take about 900 jabs to the nose before throwing in the towel.

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2 minutes ago, futureman said:

hey, look, it’s physics and geometry.  not hard.  if mike can’t punch him then bron ain’t gonna lose.  mike would take about 900 jabs to the nose before throwing in the towel.

Let's fight, you obviously have a lot to learn about fighting. Physics and geometry my ass.  If that were the end all be all Foreman would have killed Ali.

Remember, be water my friend, be water....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And if that doesn't work, piss in their eye and blind them and then kick their balls off.

1 hour ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Let's fight, you obviously have a lot to learn about fighting. Physics and geometry my ass.  If that were the end all be all Foreman would have killed Ali.

Remember, be water my friend, be water....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And if that doesn't work, piss in their eye and blind them and then kick their balls off.

Lebron’s titty baby ass ain’t ever had to take a punch.   He’s had handlers and yes men since he was 10-12.   There’s a lot of people that could whip his arrogant ass because he doesn’t know how to be mean.  

1 hour ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Let's fight, you obviously have a lot to learn about fighting. Physics and geometry my ass. 

heh.  really?

2 hours ago, futureman said:

hey, look, it’s physics and geometry.  not hard.  if mike can’t punch him then bron ain’t gonna lose.  mike would take about 900 jabs to the nose before throwing in the towel.

Did you not see the video he released last month?

At 53 Tyson could kick LeBron's ass now. In his prime, fuck out of here.

 

1 hour ago, Trey3216 said:

Lebron’s titty baby ass ain’t ever had to take a punch.   He’s had handlers and yes men since he was 10-12.   There’s a lot of people that could whip his arrogant ass because he doesn’t know how to be mean.  

But, but, big boy knows how to tippy toe and preen like a pussy ass peacock. Tyson in his prime would kill him in less than 30 seconds.  LaBungs cockyr attitude would be the fuel Tyson Prime would feed on like a mofo.

17 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Did you not see the video he released last month?

At 53 Tyson could kick LeBron's ass now. In his prime, fuck out of here.

 

fancy camerawork.  hollywood can make anyone look fierce on a screen.  personally I’m not impressed with that video at all. 

1 hour ago, futureman said:

heh.  really?

If you think LaBung could take Tyson??? Yeah, let's rock.

 

 

 

 

Remember, I'm an old bastard, you're not allowed to hit me, or move around, or dodge my punches, ya gotta just stand there... Got it??? Don't piss me off now... I'll miss my nap.

5 minutes ago, futureman said:

fancy camerawork.  hollywood can make anyone look fierce on a screen.  personally I’m not impressed with that video at all. 

 

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Has Lebron ever thrown a punch in his life? Can he take a punch?

7 hours ago, futureman said:

lebron’s reach is probably 2x tyson‘s.  he could jab him into a pulp.  bron wins going away. 

Lebron couldn't have even made it through 1 championship round of mid 90's NBA BB get real

14 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Prince Pyrite 

That Lebron meme is on the same troll power level as that dude who comments "AR stands for assault rifle" and gets 100 replies on every article

@Vic Mackey was it you who posted the shit on the shag of that fat old white dude who banged black hookers and always called them his “ratchet girls”?  posted pics of them sitting in his lap and shit?  always cracked me up.  

15 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Let's fight, you obviously have a lot to learn about fighting. Physics and geometry my ass.  If that were the end all be all Foreman would have killed Ali.

Remember, be water my friend, be water....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And if that doesn't work, piss in their eye and blind them and then kick their balls off.

Please, please, please! I always wanted to see a one-legged man in an asskicking contest.

1 minute ago, Shoxthemonkey said:

Please, please, please! I always wanted to see a one-legged man in an asskicking contest.

Winner winner chicken dinner

1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

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Um, really?  Seems like a no brainer if "everything is paid for."

 

7,8,9.  Then sell 7 and 9.  Buy 1-6. Profit

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13 minutes ago, hacker said:

7,8,9.  Then sell 7 and 9.  Buy 1-6.  Live in 7, rent out 8 and 9.  Don't buy fleet of depreciating vehicles. Profit

 

Hmm, depreciating assets or appreciating assets. Tough decision really.

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On 6/11/2020 at 7:49 AM, Longboard Horn said:

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Plenty do. I have friends who fucked married men and gave no fucks. They love the sneaking around of it all and how "forbidden" it is.

Can one really “sneak” at 5’2” 250 lbs?


They can sneak an extra cheeseburger.

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