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Does flipping a golf cart on the side sending golf clubs shooting down the hill like torpedoes count?  Asking for a friend.

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2 hours ago, Brothahorn said:

 

 


Just sent pic this to my severely tech challenged mom. She’s worse than this lady. 
 

 

 

 

She doesn’t even get the fucking joke and I’ve spelled it out for her 3 times. Giving up and hitting the vape for page 420. 

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59 minutes ago, Born to Run said:
3 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:
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Yep. Parking garage After an Astros game a few years ago.

Makes it more interesting when the car is being driven by them while doing it. Did that some in my slut days.

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

Makes it more interesting when the car is being driven by them while doing it. Did that some in my slut days.


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8 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:


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It was. But probably not very safe. And it can't be on a busy road. She just has to turn her legs a little to the side

19 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

It was. But probably not very safe. And it can't be on a busy road. She just has to turn her legs a little to the side


Not judging, but being aware of your wheelhouse is what makes the feat damn impressive on several levels. 
 

Where there’s a will, there’s a way seems to be the guiding force. 

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

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He had no livestock, yet rode a badass dinosaur.  JESUS CHRIT!!

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55 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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I can’t stand when places just throw things on top of a pile of chips, half have nothing on them the other half are soggy asf.  It’s always a complete and total mess.  A true good nacho place takes the time and care to spread equal toppings on each chip.  

 

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5 hours ago, Hook1997 said:

A true good nacho place takes the time and care to spread equal toppings on each chip.

that’s how we do it in texas. those failure towers are probably prevalent out west. 

3 hours ago, futureman said:

that’s how we do it in texas. those failure towers are probably prevalent out west. 

Oh I’ve come across a few here in Texas or they try to do it right and the plates not wide enough and has raised up sides so you end up with all toppings going towards the middle and only half of the chip is covered.  The disappointment is real when nachos are fucked up.  

18 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

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Someone go post that on Justin’s FB page.  

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that’s how we do it in texas. those failure towers are probably prevalent out west. 
These towers are very prevalent in your bro sports cars like Twin Peaks. Tower of hips with all the toppings on the top layer.
19 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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This is dumb. If you were told to be on her side then your parents taught you wrong. Goldilocks is still a derogatory term for someone who doesn’t think anything is good enough for them.

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Yep as stated, most of our Tex-mex and pub joints we frequent all do one of 2 ways:

1: large tray with the chips spread out and everything poured on top. Or…

2: an order of 8-12 nachos, each individually prepared with all of the toppings evenly on everyone of them
1 hour ago, Speedtrucker said:


2: an order of 8-12 nachos, each individually prepared with all of the toppings evenly on everyone of them

This is the way

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