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2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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I’m old enough now i first interpreted it as the person was just waking up at 4am. 

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2 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

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The only thing she is influencing is the tides.

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8 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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First thing I’d do is throw that other chair in the river. 

3 hours ago, nnm said:

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I mean it’s true.  “ok after this one, I swear to god, I’m not eating another one” lasts for about 8 seconds. 

First thing I’d do is throw that other chair in the river. 

Nawww, dude. You need that other chair for your buddy to sit in, so he can hand you beers from the cooler that will be between you.
You don’t have to talk. In fact, “not talking” will be the default, except for the occasional “got ‘im…get the net” and “need a fresh one.” And maybe, if a hot chick jogs by, a muttered “that’s what I’m talkin’ ‘bout.” This is the way of the universe.
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Alexa, play nutshell unplugged
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On 1/24/2025 at 12:31 PM, SurlyBDR said:

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At the 99 Nebraska game, hammered of course. Went to take a piss and a short Nebraska fan came up to the urinal next me. So I put my elbow on his head for support. He pissed on my shoes. I just laughed like the drunken idiot I am.

22 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


Nawww, dude. You need that other chair for your buddy to sit in, so he can hand you beers from the cooler that will be between you.
You don’t have to talk. In fact, “not talking” will be the default, except for the occasional “got ‘im…get the net” and “need a fresh one.” And maybe, if a hot chick jogs by, a muttered “that’s what I’m talkin’ ‘bout.” This is the way of the universe.

Man, I’m so lazy I don’t even fish anymore. 
We recently went to Key West with some friends. They had never been blue water fishing before, so I lined up and paid for our usual outfitter. I spent the day taking pictures of everyone else fishing. Never wet a line. One of my favorite outings ever. 

I wouldn't call that dumbass shit.  if they're hot it could go in the "very cool" thread.

On 1/25/2025 at 11:02 PM, MissingInAction said:

At the 99 Nebraska game, hammered of course. Went to take a piss and a short Nebraska fan came up to the urinal next me. So I put my elbow on his head for support. He pissed on my shoes. I just laughed like the drunken idiot I am.

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