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1 hour ago, elfenix said:

wonder how much more her mind will be blown when she realizes there's a second "c" in Chick-fil-a [in this universe]?

 

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Right. That girl isn’t the brightest bulb.

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"I can't get any hot girls cause I'm ugly 24 never a girlfriend or kissed still a virgin I'm fat ugly and short and only way I can be happy is if an attractive girl loves me so admittedly I want both love and the trophy wife cause I never had both I go to bed every night looking at an empty space in my bed all alone no woman wanting to sleep on my shoulder cause she don't want to be anywhere else"

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7 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

"I can't get any hot girls cause I'm ugly 24 never a girlfriend or kissed still a virgin I'm fat ugly and short and only way I can be happy is if an attractive girl loves me so admittedly I want both love and the trophy wife cause I never had both I go to bed every night looking at an empty space in my bed all alone no woman wanting to sleep on my shoulder cause she don't want to be anywhere else"

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Vic needs to hook this guy up to get laid and let the rest happen.

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1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

"I can't get any hot girls cause I'm ugly 24 never a girlfriend or kissed still a virgin I'm fat ugly and short and only way I can be happy is if an attractive girl loves me so admittedly I want both love and the trophy wife cause I never had both I go to bed every night looking at an empty space in my bed all alone no woman wanting to sleep on my shoulder cause she don't want to be anywhere else"

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He needs to head on down to the chicken ranch. 

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"I can't get any hot girls cause I'm ugly 24 never a girlfriend or kissed still a virgin I'm fat ugly and short and only way I can be happy is if an attractive girl loves me so admittedly I want both love and the trophy wife cause I never had both I go to bed every night looking at an empty space in my bed all alone no woman wanting to sleep on my shoulder cause she don't want to be anywhere else"
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Vic, this took a lot of courage to put this out there, I hope you find love soon...
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14 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

"I can't get any hot girls cause I'm ugly 24 never a girlfriend or kissed still a virgin I'm fat ugly and short and only way I can be happy is if an attractive girl loves me so admittedly I want both love and the trophy wife cause I never had both I go to bed every night looking at an empty space in my bed all alone no woman wanting to sleep on my shoulder cause she don't want to be anywhere else"

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Hope this guy is on all sorts of watch lists.

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