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5 hours ago, BeardIP said:

Recently someone figured out an Apple or iOS specific function where you can have your phone make a pinging noise to let you find it if you've misplaced it and it was on silent. But I think you have to share an iCloud maybe.

Previously if any of the 5 people in my household misplaced their phone, it's a national nightmare because even calling it a million times you have to listen for faint vibrating and be in the right room as literally nobody ever has it on anything but silent.

It’s the “Find My” app/function. If you have any other Apple devices associated with your account, you can use them to play a sound on the lost device, even if it’s on silent. It’s the most used app on my wife’s Apple Watch. 

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4 hours ago, nnm said:

I really don’t get yall’s facination with butt stuff. If you want to do butt stuff, if that’s what gets you going, then give up the facade, come out of the closet, and get a boyfriend.  Let your freak flag fly.  No one will judge you anymore.
Personally, as a heterosexual, I am intrigued by the body parts present and available exclusively on the female body. 

Guys have mouths….

Guys have nipples…..

So you turn down blowies and don’t suck on titties?! That doesn’t intrigue you?

 

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Just now, Longboard Horn said:

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Fat bottomed squirrels

My squirrel

Brown eyed squirrel

Jesse’s squirrel

Hollaback squirrel

West End squirrels

Squirrels squirrels squirrels

Barbie squirrel

My squirrel

China squirrel

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8 minutes ago, nnm said:

Fat bottomed squirrels

My squirrel

Brown eyed squirrel

Jesse’s squirrel

Hollaback squirrel

West End squirrels

Squirrels squirrels squirrels

Barbie squirrel

My squirrel

China squirrel

You said My squirrel twice (I thought better of the you said rape twice gif)

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10 minutes ago, nnm said:

Fat bottomed squirrels

My squirrel

Brown eyed squirrel

Jesse’s squirrel

Hollaback squirrel

West End squirrels

Squirrels squirrels squirrels

Barbie squirrel

My squirrel

China squirrel

This is the story of a squirrel who cried a river and drowned the whole world... 

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2 hours ago, nnm said:

Fat bottomed squirrels

My squirrel

Brown eyed squirrel

Jesse’s squirrel

Hollaback squirrel

West End squirrels

Squirrels squirrels squirrels

Barbie squirrel

My squirrel

China squirrel


Modern pop favorites:

Who runs the world? (Squirrels)

I kissed a squirrel 

All the good squirrels go to hell

Squirrel on fire

Only squirrel (in the world)

Are you gunna be my squirrel?

Summer squirrels

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Fat bottomed squirrels
My squirrel
Brown eyed squirrel
Jesse’s squirrel
Hollaback squirrel
West End squirrels
Squirrels squirrels squirrels
Barbie squirrel
My squirrel
China squirrel

Mississippi Girl Revival….wait, I’m doing this wrong
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