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9 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

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I think women w/ tats in the green area look trashier than tats in the blue area (exception being breasts/cleavage) but absolutely agree w/ the red and yellow. 

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Perhaps Mr Keef could have spiced the threesome up a bit with this move:

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^^^true story. 

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On 1/19/2025 at 9:12 AM, Prepuce of Doom said:

If he thinks he can get away with it (which is almost never, but it doesn't stop him from trying, unfortunately...), Doomlet will side-saddle and leave the door open so that he can watch the TV in a nearby room. 

Well he's got upper management written all under him.

7 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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In that case, most of us have been consummating marriage since we were about 12-13 yo. 

On 1/20/2025 at 1:22 PM, Vic Mackey said:

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what’s the movie?  I can’t read it but maybe someone else can. 
 

On 1/21/2025 at 4:27 PM, DigglerontheHoof said:

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bag it and you’ll be fine. 

44 minutes ago, futureman said:

what’s the movie?  I can’t read it but maybe someone else can. 

Schindler's List

1 hour ago, futureman said:

what’s the movie?  I can’t read it but maybe someone else can. 

 

Rochelle Rochelle

a young girl's strange, erotic journey from milan to minsk?

9 hours ago, futureman said:

what’s the movie?  I can’t read it but maybe someone else can. 


Looks like Weird Science. 

On 1/22/2025 at 8:10 AM, DigglerontheHoof said:

I think women w/ tats in the green area look trashier than tats in the blue area (exception being breasts/cleavage) but absolutely agree w/ the red and yellow. 

I won't use the word trashier, and I'd make some pretty specific distinctions. My opinion is based on a mixed former artistic and then corporate background with my own particular pecadillos. I think arms to elbos are largely perceived as far more acceptable particularly if it's smaller images. Sleeves particular if it goes onto hands is far less so today outside the artistic/service world. Middle body outside the tramp stamp, breast/cleavage or ass is pretty much fine as really you can't ever see it outside rather revealing clothing. Neck, small ones on the drape and side, questionable on corporate environment and roll. (Tech support, inside phone customer service, etc they're rather common. Same with medical/service industry.) Full neck and ANY face, largely only non-deviant in the arts world. Corporate, Maybe a progressive company in a more liberal state. 

For me, FULL sleeves, hands, heavy neck, any face is not my wheel house. I'd absolutely sleep with a 10 that was inked that much, but not sure I would date them long term. I don't find tons of body work attractive. I personally find the female form amazingly beautiful and too much ink messes with the lines of that beauty, imo. Never begrudge any woman for doing whatever. I am sad to see some that went full body.. but Im an old crumudgeon and they should get off my lawn. Sorry for the thread derail, I just think it's an extremely interesting social discussion on normative vs deviant behaviors, how those change over time in a given culture and the deviations found in perception/acceptance by various subcultures within a society.

Edit- Because examples are important and I should have added shitty tattoos make it way, way worse. 

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10 hours ago, futureman said:

what’s the movie?  I can’t read it but maybe someone else can. 

My suggestion would be Come Fly With Me

2 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

I won't use the word trashier, and I'd make some pretty specific distinctions. My opinion is based on a mixed former artistic and then corporate background with my own particular pecadillos. I think arms to elbos are largely perceived as far more acceptable particularly if it's smaller images. Sleeves particular if it goes onto hands is far less so today outside the artistic/service world. Middle body outside the tramp stamp, breast/cleavage or ass is pretty much fine as really you can't ever see it outside rather revealing clothing. Neck, small ones on the drape and side, questionable on corporate environment and roll. (Tech support, inside phone customer service, etc they're rather common. Same with medical/service industry.) Full neck and ANY face, largely only non-deviant in the arts world. Corporate, Maybe a progressive company in a more liberal state. 

For me, FULL sleeves, hands, heavy neck, any face is not my wheel house. I'd absolutely sleep with a 10 that was inked that much, but not sure I would date them long term. I don't find tons of body work attractive. I personally find the female form amazingly beautiful and too much ink messes with the lines of that beauty, imo. Never begrudge any woman for doing whatever. I am sad to see some that went full body.. but Im an old crumudgeon and they should get off my lawn. Sorry for the thread derail, I just think it's an extremely interesting social discussion on normative vs deviant behaviors, how those change over time in a given culture and the deviations found in perception/acceptance by various subcultures within a society.

Edit- Because examples are important and I should have added shitty tattoos make it way, way worse. 

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I'd quickly get over it very quickly if I was anywhere close to a romantic interlude because each of these examples are absurdly attractive fundamentally, but the tattoos are a negative IMPO.   That said to each their own.

Further I agree that social taboos around tattooing are evaporating.  30 years ago any of these would have been literal freakshow subjects.

17 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

I'd quickly get over it very quickly if I was anywhere close to a romantic interlude because each of these examples are absurdly attractive fundamentally, but the tattoos are a negative IMPO.   That said to each their own.

Further I agree that social taboos around tattooing are evaporating.  30 years ago any of these would have been literal freakshow subjects.

Please don't misunderstand me. I'd absolutely, positively spend as much time as human possible with those examples.

But not 1 of them would likely meet my family or go to a business networking event with me. (Lots of extremely conservative folks in my business world)

On 1/22/2025 at 11:43 AM, Bill Brasky said:

May be an image of 2 people, people playing football and text

If you act foul, you get two shots and one, haha
I'm at your face like Lancôme, haha
You Chiefs softer than Roseanne's son, heh
You cannot reach me on my Samsung

5 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

I won't use the word trashier, and I'd make some pretty specific distinctions. My opinion is based on a mixed former artistic and then corporate background with my own particular pecadillos. I think arms to elbos are largely perceived as far more acceptable particularly if it's smaller images. Sleeves particular if it goes onto hands is far less so today outside the artistic/service world. Middle body outside the tramp stamp, breast/cleavage or ass is pretty much fine as really you can't ever see it outside rather revealing clothing. Neck, small ones on the drape and side, questionable on corporate environment and roll. (Tech support, inside phone customer service, etc they're rather common. Same with medical/service industry.) Full neck and ANY face, largely only non-deviant in the arts world. Corporate, Maybe a progressive company in a more liberal state. 

For me, FULL sleeves, hands, heavy neck, any face is not my wheel house. I'd absolutely sleep with a 10 that was inked that much, but not sure I would date them long term. I don't find tons of body work attractive. I personally find the female form amazingly beautiful and too much ink messes with the lines of that beauty, imo. Never begrudge any woman for doing whatever. I am sad to see some that went full body.. but Im an old crumudgeon and they should get off my lawn. Sorry for the thread derail, I just think it's an extremely interesting social discussion on normative vs deviant behaviors, how those change over time in a given culture and the deviations found in perception/acceptance by various subcultures within a society.

Edit- Because examples are important and I should have added shitty tattoos make it way, way worse. 

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Gross

36 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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And we don't plan on changing the sheets for like 6 months.

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