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10 minutes ago, Hate said:


This is the easiest one ever…baked beans. They have no business at Thanksgiving. They really don’t have any business anywhere at any time because they are gross, but they especially don’t belong at Thanksgiving.

I’ve never been served baked beans at Thanksgiving and I would like to keep it that way.

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12 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Can I keep the stuffing but nix the cranberry sauce? That stuff is garbage and only kept around for the sake of tradition.

Like Peeps/Easter or Candy Corn/Halloween.

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18 minutes ago, Storm the Field said:

Can I keep the stuffing but nix the cranberry sauce? That stuff is garbage and only kept around for the sake of tradition.

I think that is against the dumbass facebook shit rules or something.  Also, cranberry sauce is non-negotiable.  Made with fresh cranberries and Grand Mariner is quite different that the weird stuff from a can.

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That reminds me of one of my favorite Mamet movie quotes.

“There's nothing wrong with prayer. We knew this firefighter, this trooper, who always carried a bible next to his heart. We used to mock him, but that bible stopped a bullet.

Hand of God, that bible stopped a bullet, would have ruined that fucker's heart. And had he had another bible in front of his face, that man would be alive today”
2 hours ago, Storm the Field said:

Can I keep the stuffing but nix the cranberry sauce? That stuff is garbage and only kept around for the sake of tradition.

Like Peeps/Easter or Candy Corn/Halloween.

Boooo this man, boooo

1 hour ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Looks too intelligent to be a sooner

Pretty sure he's on OU's Board of Trustees.

5 hours ago, Storm the Field said:

Can I keep the stuffing but nix the cranberry sauce? That stuff is garbage and only kept around for the sake of tradition.

Like Peeps/Easter or Candy Corn/Halloween.

Negged. Probably only the fourth or fifth neg I’ve ever given, but negged. 

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That was good stuff as a kid. Haven’t thought about it in 30 years.
2 minutes ago, DonkeyCigars said:

What is that?

Apparently all I do is double post now. I am going to leave. 

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1 minute ago, DonkeyCigars said:

What is that?

Helps you get the SIM card out of your phone. 




Dead ass wrong for doing lil man like that.
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11 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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That's how that weirdo that moved to Colorado sees his life.  In reality, no girls ever actually talked to him.

What are the odds that you can get him to post this on his fb?

On 10/21/2021 at 10:35 AM, Hate said:


This is the easiest one ever…baked beans. They have no business at Thanksgiving. They really don’t have any business anywhere at any time because they are gross, but they especially don’t belong at Thanksgiving.

My baseline online inspection of any prospective BBQ stop is their beans.  If they serve pinto beans, I'll go.  

If they serve baked beans in any format or by any name, no fucking way.  If a place can't get the beans right there's 0.0 percent chance the BBQ will be any good.  

31 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

My baseline online inspection of any prospective BBQ stop is their beans.  If they serve pinto beans, I'll go.  

If they serve baked beans in any format or by any name, no fucking way.  If a place can't get the beans right there's 0.0 percent chance the BBQ will be any good.  

+ rep, baked beans are bullshit. Beans should be peppery, not sweet and gloppy. 

On 10/21/2021 at 5:04 PM, deadshank said:

Improvise when you must. 

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Chest feeding, eh

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