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WHITE PEOPLES THANKSGIVING DINNER 
STARTS AT 11AM - 2PM

Turkey
Stuffing 
Gravy
Cranberry Sauce (w/ the cranberries in it)
Sweet Potatoes 
Mashed Potatoes
Green Bean Casserole
Rolls 
Congealed Salad 
Pumpkin Pie
Sangria 
Lemon Tea

Total Amount Of Attendants: 4-10 people (Not including dogs and cats that sit at the table)
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BLACK PEOPLES THANKSGIVING DINTER
START TIME: ALL DANNNG DAY

Smoked Turkey 
Fried Turkey
Fried Chicken
Catfish
Roast Beef
Chitterlings
Homemade Mac and Cheese 
Ham
Honey Baked Ham
Country Ham
Ribs
Dressing (w/ Turkey baked in it)
Giblet Gray (w/ eggs and some mo in it)
Jellied Cranberry Sauce
Turnip Greens
Collard Greens
Mustard Greens
Mixed Greens
Boiled Okra
Fried Okra 
Cabbage 
Green Beans
Baked Mac n Cheese
Black Eyed Peas
Broccoli Rice Casserole 
Sweet Potato Casserole
Candied Yams
Carrot Soufflé 
Potato Salad
Tuna Salad
Tossed Salad
Pasta Salad 
Spaghetti
Lasagna
Shrimp 
Crab Legs
Fettuccine Alfredo
Gumbo
Deviled Eggs 
Rotel Cheese Dip
Corn Bread
Hot Water Cornbread
Rolls
Butter Rolls
Sweet Potato Pie
All Of The Sold Out Patty Labelle Pies 
Pecan Pie
Egg Pie
Chess Pie
Chocolate Pie
Peach Cobbler
Punch Bowl Cake
Banana Pudding
Lemon Cake
Pound Cake
Red Velvet Cake
Cheesecake
German Chocolate Cake
Caramel Cake
Yellow Cake w/ Chocolate Frosting 
Carrot Cake 
Sock-It-To-Me Cake
King's Hawaiian Savory Butter Rolls
Fry Bread
Enchiladas
Cous Cous
Strudel
Pot Roast 
Popcorn shrimp
Shrimp kabob
Fried shrimp
Pineapple shrimp
Shrimp and grits
Shrimp and gravy
Birthday Cake
Bean Pies
Little Debbie's
Pot Pies
Dirty Rice
Ravioli
Pig Feet
Hog Maws
Cotto Salami
Jalapeño Poppers
Cottage Cheese
Old Halloween candy
Egg Foo Yung
Snipe
Trout
Vienna Sausage
Potted meats
Saltine crackers
Sardines
Ramen noodles
Taco salad
Salisbury steak
Hot pockets
Pickles
Frito Pies
Watermelon
Hot Dog Casserole
Pork Rinds
Broccoli & Cheese Casserole 
Spaghetti
Black Licorice
Hamburger Helper
Chocolate Covered Raisins
Hot Cheetos
Spinach & Artichoke Dip
Fondant
Ranch Style Beans
Lil Smokies
Kool-Aid
Cases of Knockoff Soda
Egg Nog
Seagram's Gin
E&J
Crown Royal 
Hennessy 
D'usse 
Patron
Ciroc
Bud Ice
Bud Light 
Wine coolers

Total Amount Of Attendants: Anybody who likes Seasoning Salt and Ex's and new boo/bae and a 18 minute prayer over the food/NO DOGS OR CATS ON OR NEAR THE KITCHEN!!

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