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I am apparently living under a rock and just saw the news. Let's fucking go!!!!!!

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19 minutes ago, Murfdogg21 said:

If they could get a similar deal done with Tucker, it would be incredible that they keep getting these amazing talents during their peak years at below market rates. Just keep that Caribbean and South American farm system churning!

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Waiting for the gate here at Kauffman stadium to open. Let’s start this weekend off right with a victory!

14 minutes ago, Dondrysdale1 said:

Waiting for the gate here at Kauffman stadium to open. Let’s start this weekend off right with a victory!

Love Kauffman

enjoy 

25 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Thanks for posting that. Need to go back and dive in to the numbers but that premise is exactly what was I looking for an article on the other day (that end of May is usually when we start to get to the point of statistically significant sample sizes and that I’ve felt people are looking at raw numbers relative to prior years and not fully comprehending the dead ball-ness).

Punchlines are interesting. Hate to see the Yuli comments

 

 

A word of caution

 

- Altuve cannot probably continue at this performance.

 

- Gurriel does NOT project to get any better and one might argue he should be worse.
 

Diaz- not barreling and not hitting as many hard and exit velocity is down

 

Bregman- hard hit data looks fine but launch angle has changed and perhaps he needs to hit with less lift.

 

McCormich- Hard hit % down significantly, and angle down maybe too much?

 

Castro- Everything is down, is he done?

 

Altuve- with the Hard Hit % drop start impacting him?

 

Siri- Barrels are way down in limited data, maybe this works with his speed

 

Tucker- Hard Hit % is way down, and launch angle is up maybe too much?

 

Maldonado- data would indicate he should be better than in 2021

 

Brantley- healthy and better than 2021

 

Alvarez- Hard Hit % 63.5%- Get the HOF ready for him if he stays healthy

 

Gurriel- Launch angle is way up and everything else is down. I am concerned the end is near.

 

 

5 hours ago, Js1 said:

 

The way the tweet cuts off at quick glance it looks like 115MM per year.  I thought that was a pretty fair value for Yordan.  

So Salvy was juicing last year right?  That made no sense

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Urquidy getting squeezed.  should have been strike 3.

meh.  Fuck you Royals.

Nice work Diaz.

Owns all 3 RBI for the evening.

3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

getting shit done tonight

 

Los Cubanos!

Most places have hot chicks behind the plate....KC has Greg the hammer Valentine 688bb63b6b2d9163007790fcebca55f9.jpg

5 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

getting shit done tonight

 

Even Yuli has a hit!

Los Cubanos account for all of the runs so far.

2 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Most places have hot chicks behind the plate....KC has Greg the hammer Valentine 688bb63b6b2d9163007790fcebca55f9.jpg

I assume in the Midwest that's considered about a 7/10. 

1 minute ago, Storm the Field said:

Los Cubanos account for all of the runs so far.

I assume in the Midwest that's considered about a 7/10. 

 

huge bush to boot

Urquidy fucking shit up.

He's my favorite Astro not named Altuve.  Love seeing him bounce back tonight.

Holy shit the monthly wtf machete homer

Maldy defends the honor of the Boricuas. The Cubans will not get all the glory tonight.

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Just now, UTexasFight said:

My 7 year old:
“Wait. Maldonado hit a home run?!!? In real life??? I made him do that once in my video game, but in real life?!?”

“Yordan is going to get a 2 run home run now, I bet”.

 

i love this kid

Just now, UTexasFight said:

“Yordan is going to get a 2 run home run now, I bet”.

 

i love this kid

 

i'd buy him a beer 

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

you think yordan is comfortable with his new contract ?

He certainly hasn't gotten complacent with it.

Yep i am hard....and not because of Greg Valentine

5 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Y’all keep talking shit about Machete. 

I'm moving on to Tucker. He needs a jolt. 

9 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

astros hitting .213 v lefties 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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astros 14-3 v lefties this season  lolololol

Lets not ground out to 3rd for the 13th time in a row Altuve

GIDP...too late to rescind our offer?

Just now, WBT said:

GIDP...too late to rescind our offer?

Was just thinking he owes 100k back for that one. 

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