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Probably done at 99 pitches...wow, what a performance in back to back games.  I think Javier wants them to quit sending him to the bullpen.

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Just now, UTexasFight said:

So what do we have here?

Last 2 Javier starts:

14 IP, 1 hit, 27 Ks?

 

7 IP 0 H 0 R 0 ER 1 BB 13 K followed by

7 IP 1 H 1 R 1 ER 0 BB 14 K

Why?
You don’t have Internet or an email address?

Was driving some short distances. My dad had some major dental work at 85 and I needed to hang out with him a little. Wasn’t paying much attention between leaving their place and driving around. Figured not much would happen in that 15 minutes or so. I pretty much missed the whole game

I never dreamed that Javier could beast at anything near this level. Who knows how long it lasts, but at the moment it really is remarkable. These aren't bums he's been mowing down. 

So what do we have here?
Last 2 Javier starts:
14 IP, 1 hit, 27 Ks?
 
I mean i know the last two are on another level but if you add in the one before his is at 19IP 3 hits 32 Ks
3 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

I never dreamed that Javier could beast at anything near this level. Who knows how long it lasts, but at the moment it really is remarkable. These aren't bums he's been mowing down. 


i did, he’s shown great stuff from early on. I thought he had #1 or 2 potential 

Meyers should have had that but probably pulled up to avoid giving Peña CTE

tailor-made 6-5-3 double play

22 hours ago, UTexasFight said:

Here is something that is fun

Starting rotation the last time through (3 vs yanks, 2 vs Mets): 35.1 IP, 2 ER… 0.51 ERA

For the entire 9 game stretch, 59.1 IP by the starters. 10 ERs. 1.52 ERA. 7 quality starts. (

 

Starting rotation since the No-hitter  (3 vs yanks, 2 vs Mets, 1 vs Angels): 42.1 IP (so averaging 7 IP per start) 3 ER… 0.64 ERA

L10:, 66.1 IP by the starters. 11 ERs. 1.49 ERA. 8 quality starts.

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This ump has bitched at Chas two ABs in a row now...."stay in the box"

Fuck off old man

Just now, runthebone said:

The Paredes-Lee battery Astros fans have dreamed of

 


The Astro Victory Cigar !

Lulz, thought he had it

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Altuve 15 homers 26 rbi line is impressive lol

2 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Altuve 15 homers 26 rbi line is impressive lol

Wasting his power in the leadoff spot

Wasting his power in the leadoff spot
My thought was more....

Jesus fucking christ our 8 and 9 hitters suck massive donkey cock

There is one positive of Apple TV games, Heidi Watney GIF by MLB

 

 

Lauren Gardner better but she is pregame show womp womp

#Firecrotch

Man, I love how this org has developed its pitching staff. 

That stat at the end of the broadcast is nice:

Guys who have 2 consecutive starts allowing no more than 1 hit and 25+ K’s:
Scherzer
Javier 

12 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Lauren Gardner better but she is pregame show womp womp

#Firecrotch

I won't argue it

The Astros are historically a great pitching team, but I’m not sure the franchise has ever seen a stretch quite like this.  We are privileged to witness it. 

16 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Lauren Gardner better but she is pregame show womp womp

#Firecrotch

I was always a fan of Mrs. Keuchel on QP.  The Watney/Nash tandem was strong.  

7 hours ago, UTexasFight said:

MLB app audio for me is always ahead of video streaming.

pause the app as soon as you hear a pitch pop in the catcher’s mitt.

unpause the app as soon as you see it pop in the mitt on the tv 

I started doing this a couple of years ago.  Game changer to be able to listen to our radio guys and watch the game "live" off some pirate web site.

35 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

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10 minutes ago, Scraps said:

 

Two peas in a pod 

Two peas in a pod 
Says the dildo who posted the ump scorecard after i did. Your complaining about everyone is old bro....and you are like a wannabe spystud. Not sure why you are even here since everything pisses you off so much....but keep doing you.

I was actually hoping 3putt was calling you a pussy earlier today, but alas he wasn't

So now go ahead and post something....then edit/delete it....then edit/delete it again...cause you are the king of that shit too even though I guess you think people don't see you are the delete king. Like some twitter pussy bitch who doesn't think their shit gets seen.


Notice I don't talk shit to you for all your dumbassery when you poke the bear with some of your bullshit (which you have done before but I blow it off to not cause drama here but fuck it...fuck you)

I don't think anyone has posted this but Tony will freak out and let us know if someone did but i will take my chances:

Also Yordan should hopefully be back tomorrow

1 minute ago, Scraps said:

Also Yordan should hopefully be back tomorrow
 

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