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Framber's nod to Maldy before the strike out pitch cracked me up.

"Fuck yeah, we're going curve..."

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1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

Entire pitching staff need to get the framber/Garcia hair do 

LMJ has been growing it out for 2 years just for this moment!

Is 10 hits and 6 outs good?

1 minute ago, WBT said:

Is 10 hits and 6 outs good?

How about Yuli scoring on a leadoff double?  That’s seems good. 2 of the outs were pissed on to SS and one required a circus catch in CF. To be fair we have had a couple cheap ones too. 

8 minutes ago, WBT said:

LMJ has been growing it out for 2 years just for this moment!

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I’m mentally prepared for - zero moves and we focus on self improvement. As is, we’ve yet to reach our potential 

Great play Yuli.  Framber owes him dinner.

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

Yuli !!!

Damn his defense is elite !

I didn’t know 48 year olds could move like that 

4 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

I’m mentally prepared for - zero moves and we focus on self improvement. As is, we’ve yet to reach our potential 

I'd be fine with that.  I don't see any glaring holes and I don't see anyone that we'd bring in that would move the needle that much.  I wouldn't give up anyone that we're high on.  If some team values a couple of prospects more than we do maybe we could work something out.  The playoffs will depend on a lot of luck and who gets hot, like always.

"Muckleshoot" on the ad board on the backstop is fucking perfect for this guy

10th first pitch lead off homer for altuve per ford on the radio, out of 30 lead offs in total

For the Mariner batters...

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3 minutes ago, elfenix said:

10th first pitch lead off homer for altuve per ford on the radio, out of 30 lead offs in total


it always baffles me when they throw Altuve a first pitch strike 

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:


it always baffles me when they throw Altuve a first pitch strike 

well, throwing it 6" over his head ain't exactly safe either.

Seattle broadcaster on M's reliever" Work quickly and pitch to contact."

WTF does that mean?

Seattle broadcasters reminding their faithful, all these runs and Yordan is not in the lineup !

10 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


it always baffles me when they throw Altuve a first pitch strike 

I doubt many MLB pitchers, catchers or managers chose baseball over a career in quantum physics.

Seattle broadcaster on M's reliever" Work quickly and pitch to contact."
WTF does that mean?

It means not to try to strike everyone out. Strikeouts are boring…besides that they’re fascist. Throw some ground balls..they’re more democratic.
Just now, Hate said:


It means not to try to strike everyone out. Strikeouts are boring…besides that they’re fascist. Throw some ground balls..they’re more democratic.

I like that strategy for them.

I like Framber's approach more.

yeah.  Contact sucks

Bah, too bad Framber couldn't finish it strong there.  Let's limit it here, 7 innings and 2 runs is still pretty good.

2 minutes ago, slorch said:

I like that strategy for them.

I like Framber's approach more.

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Just now, elfenix said:

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strikeouts  are way the fuck better than contact.

5 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Bleck

now need martinez to get this guy to keep Framber’s QS streak in tact

 

And done, 16 in a row. 

Framber's last start before the break, Ford was talking about the streak.  Mike Scott has the Astros record at 20 in a row.  Scott also has a different streak of 15 in a row...and those 2 streaks were separate by only one non-QS.

Bregs!  Need to convert for insurance here.

6 minutes ago, WBT said:

And done, 16 in a row. 

Framber's last start before the break, Ford was talking about the streak.  Mike Scott has the Astros record at 20 in a row.  Scott also has a different streak of 15 in a row...and those 2 streaks were separate by only one non-QS.

Geez

looked it up

may 9, 1986 to august 8.

then the dodgers got him in the dome for 5 in 5 IP.

then aug 18 through the following April.

(and none of that includes the two starts in the ‘86 postseason with 1 ER and 18 IP)

lulz, the babip gods smile down upon us one more time

Stop giving them life 

I can't hate on Toro.

 

Big hit for him.

I love it when our relievers come in with a nice lead and walk guys. About the only thing I love more is sticking my head in a ceiling fan.  

Calos Santana up to hit?

Blessings and miracles bro...

Nice shorts, motherfucker.

It's disappointing to see Martinez struggle when he gets a shot at a higher leverage spot.

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