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Only following on gamecast, but it looked like Trey's dinger was a Crawford Box special. 

Answered in the next post. Lol

Edited by Mo Horn

Altuve doing vintage 2015 altuve...slapping hits

Lulz at Altuve telling Urquidy he was traded

Just now, Gourmand said:

Mariners putting it on Gerrit Cole today

Well, not anymore

6 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Only following on gamecast, but it looked like Trey's dinger was a Crawford Box special. 

Answered in the next post. Lol

It wouldn’t have gone out at Camden Yards, true, but I wouldn’t call it cheap either.

 

9 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Only following on gamecast, but it looked like Trey's dinger was a Crawford Box special. 

Answered in the next post. Lol

Nm. See above

Edited by TonyTexas

Yordan about to send one out of 30/30 parks

Rich Hill is finally going to have to retire if they institute a pitch clock.  He takes forever between pitches.

Yordan is in a slump.

Edited by kevwun

Next AB that is.

Also how many strikes does he get. I thought dude called the curve a strike....then he fouled....then another called strike...then a groundout

Furk.  Yuk it up Eschenfelder.

That might have been the most mistimed jump in the history of baseball.

Edited by kevwun

Tucker fooled everyone on that. Ball was hit so high and slow that Verdugo had time to climb the wall, turn around, realize he'd misjudged it, climb back down and make the catch on the track.

Good start.  We need to fuck up Dick Mountain today
Dick Mound is already out
28 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

Mariners putting it on Gerrit Cole today


castillo in terminator mode 

Is 3 hits in 4 innings good? Could we be witnessing Altuves first 5 hit game ever?

(If my memory serves correct he doesn't have one)

And Dick Summits replacement now gone

4 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


castillo in terminator mode 

Was 

1 minute ago, Scraps said:

And Dick Summits replacement now gone

It’ll take a minute, smoke them if you got’em 

It’ll take a minute, smoke them if you got’em 
Its all good we got DJ Kool Let me clear my throat to keep us occupied here at the park


Now when I say freeze....

fuck wit trey day (and everybody's celebratin') 

 
Also lead the lead in dong size to height ratio
4 minutes ago, Scraps said:
5 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:
 

Also lead the lead in dong size to height ratio

Saber metrics?

1 minute ago, Scraps said:
6 minutes ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:
Saber metrics?

Surlymetrics

Mostly for the dick measuring contests around here, I suppose?

no big deal, 4 hit game for altuve

 

#34 for him, tied with Biggio now 

1 minute ago, Gut Wagon said:

Hope he gets another AB. With Dusty, you never know. 

Dusty better not fuck this up.

We still need 1 more baserunner at least

30 minutes ago, Scraps said:
35 minutes ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:
Saber metrics?

Surlymetrics

Surlymetrics pretty much consists of the always dependable eyeball test

 

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6 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Surlymetrics pretty much consists of the always dependable eyeball test

 

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surlymetrics = (length of wulaw's posts (for that day) + how many times cabowabo disowns this team + htownhorn calling for a player to be dfa'd + how many times any posters call this thread a bunch of quitters + htownhorn screaming for a bunt) x 2 every time htownhorn brings up an all bunt offense

Edited by tx 3 putt

2 minutes ago, Storm the Field said:

Urquidy 7 scoreless with 2 hits, 10 K and 0 BB. 72% strikes (70/97).

I'll accept it.

 

i was ok with trading him for someone worth getting but damn glad we kept him

That shit didn't help getting the goat another AB

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