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Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?

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Are we really going to sweep through to the ALCS?

Better keep tacking 'em on.

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2 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

I'll be right back y'all. Gonna go get me a Creed box set.

Somewhere in one of those old CD binders I have a burned Creed album from way back then. Will take a pic if I dig it up later. 

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

Taveras made that look easy. Love Evoldi peppering the zone with a big lead. 

Fuck yeah.

But... fucking Creed??  fml...

1 minute ago, Redneck Mutha said:

Fuck yeah.

But... fucking Creed??  fml...

Embrace the Stapp.

They'll be doing the national anthem at the ALCS.

Over/under on how many times they mention that Kremer is an Israeli citizen? 

So he’s used to this kind of shelling?
1 minute ago, Fudbelty said:


So he’s used to this kind of shelling?

Dude...

5 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said:

Fuck yeah.

But... fucking Creed??  fml...

He Gets Us..................raped

2 minutes ago, Fudbelty said:


So he’s used to this kind of shelling?

Yeah this ain’t it 

Eovaldi ain't fucking around.

That's 11 batters starting 0-2.

51 pitches. 41 strikes.

Edited by gofuckyourself

2 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

Eovaldi ain't fucking around.

Like he's got somewhere to be.  

2 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

Eovaldi ain't fucking around.

Good. It seemed like the other day when we had a 7 run lead, whoever was pitching was nibbling instead of just throwing strikes. 

Just now, Jameslaw121 said:

I missed it. What did he sy?


“if you played this series 10 times it’s going to go a lot different than it has in this series”

I missed it. What did he sy?

If they played 10 times, the outcome would be drastically different….. or some shit.

The atmosphere here at the ballpark is nuts. Never been to a game like this before and I'm loving every minute of it 

It's fun listening to these guys talk about how awesome Baltimore is while the Rangers are kicking their asses.

27 minutes ago, freyguy said:

John Smoltz is a douchey announcer

He is really smart and explains a lot of great information but he's in love with his own voice and never stops talking instead of letting the game vibe

7 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

It's fun listening to these guys talk about how awesome Baltimore is while the Rangers are kicking their asses.

It's giving the eulogy.

Time to get a few more runs to finish burying them.

40 minutes ago, Fudbelty said:


So he’s used to this kind of shelling?

Am I bad person for hoping that Smoltz would blurt out something like this?

1 minute ago, BigDHornfan said:

 

Whatever works.

Just now, Beau Vine said:

Am I bad person for hoping that Smoltz would blurt out something like this?

He'd be fired during the next commercial break.

So, let's hear it!

He Gets Us ....... Huge tax breaks

1 minute ago, Dr Fear said:

Who we thinking 7, 8, 9th?

Bush?

 

Chapman and Leclerc if we hold the lead.

1 minute ago, Jameslaw121 said:

Bush?

 

Chapman and Leclerc if we hold the lead.

Eovaldi, Chapman, leclerc 

3 minutes ago, AbeFroman said:

Lowe Lowe Lowe Lowe Lowe Lowe Lowe

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