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Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?

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26 minutes ago, beer said:

When I was a kid we got a special Dr.Pepper "kid's season tickets"..a sheet of 10 tickets for something like $5. Of course a parent then had to buy one for each game too. 

Jim Sundberg’’s Junior Rangers….

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4 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Degrom won’t be back until late next season. 

Yep. Forgot deGrom is probably out until August 2024.

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Another smooth one administered in San Diego. Maybe hitting is also on the shopping list. 

This too. They need Seager back but scoreless with 14 strikeouts felt like Rangers of recent years past.

How much of a pay raise did max get playing 82 home games in Texas next season instead of NY?  A few million?

17 hours ago, Ignatius said:

Jim Sundberg’’s Junior Rangers….

OMG yes. 

And why isn't this UPS stadium? They really missed a marketing opportunity here. 

i know about montgomery, who is chris stratton?

At a kid pool party, this like 8 year old starts talking to me about the Rangers, says his favorite player is Garcia, and says "I even got my chain" and pulls out a fake gold chain.

36 minutes ago, Dr Fear said:

 

These are both UFA's at the end of the season.

top of this inning the ump expanded the k zone and called 3 strikes on us that were completely outside the box.  bottom of the inning now and two pitches fully inside the box aren't strikes.

The return of LePew. His last few games must have been a fluke.

And HBP. Dude not having a good afternoon 

top of this inning the ump expanded the k zone and called 3 strikes on us that were completely outside the box.  bottom of the inning now and two pitches fully inside the box aren't strikes.

We’ve been getting fucked regularly for a while now. I am ready for our robot umpire overlords.

The last home run that the Rangers hit was the Garcia grand slam in the 5th against the Astros.  Since that home run in the 5th inning they have scored a total of 4 runs.

Jung might be suffering from that rookie wall, but that doesn’t mean he can’t get it back. 

Need Seager and I know we’ll get him back, but I’d argue Heim might be the season MVP and the most important offense/defense dude we need. 

Eovaldi has me very worried, but the wheels are STAYING ON DAMMIT!

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Our team at this point. 

 

 

32 minutes ago, Gucci_Suit said:

Jung might be suffering from that rookie wall, but that doesn’t mean he can’t get it back. 

Need Seager and I know we’ll get him back, but I’d argue Heim might be the season MVP and the most important offense/defense dude we need. 

Eovaldi has me very worried, but the wheels are STAYING ON DAMMIT!

Heim is done.

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5 minutes ago, Don Johnson said:

 

I hear we're also involved in trade talks for Pedro Martinez and Tom Glavine.

i'd take pedro for an inning.  i don't care if he maxes out in the high 70s.  he knew how to pitch.

Bartolo coming out of retirement to join the Rangers?

1 hour ago, futureman said:

Heim is done.

Well, I mean I think that’s likely, but do you have any reports on that? 

9 minutes ago, Gucci_Suit said:

Well, I mean I think that’s likely, but do you have any reports on that? 

just my knowledge of physiology.

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