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We should have brought back Carlos Correa with his $200MM contract and lower WAR than Pena.  That would have fixed everything, right?

This team has issues... no doubt.  But you mother fuckers... chill.  Make the playoffs (hopefully) and take it from there.

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It’s going to be a hell of a ride this year. 

Let’s Fucking Go !!!!

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

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It’s going to be a hell of a ride this year. 

Let’s Fucking Go !!!!

I want to fuck shit up.  You with me?

The team is playing on fumes. Back to back seasons playing into November. 

Edited by mycox

6 hours ago, mycox said:

The team is playing on fumes. Back to back seasons playing into November. 


We have a 7 year run going, this season isn’t over yet 

Lose two games and the season is over, win the next two games and were gonna repeat. This is why I love and hate baseball. 

48 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Tucker potentially available off the bench. Need a win today. 

Wait, are you saying this or has the team said this?

Brown just said it on the pregame.

could have probably started “but it’s what Dusty likes to do. When a guy is ready, give him an extra day.”

 

 

Abreu should be ready immediately after the 10 day IL stint is up 

Edited by UTexasFight

10 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Wait, are you saying this or has the team said this?

Dusty didn’t outright say no but indicated it was highly doubtful. 

 

Edited by TonyTexas

Hoping to have Brantley back by end of week.

no pain right now. At the point where he had the discomfort last time but no pain this time 

Catch the ball for fucks sake. 

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14 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Hoping to have Brantley back by end of week.

no pain right now. At the point where he had the discomfort last time but no pain this time 


We need him Today ….

Michael Brantley is batting .364 with a homer and 4 RBI in his rehab assignment with the Space Cowboys.

21 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

could have probably started “but it’s what Dusty likes to do. When a guy is ready, give him an extra day.”

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Good thinking, Dusty. It’s important to remain rigid with your made-up, bullshit managing conventions, under any circumstance, despite no evidence that it helps anything whatsoever. Let’s keep minimizing our chances of winning the game. 

Just now, Hank Chinaski said:

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Good thinking, Dusty. It’s important to remain rigid with your made-up, bullshit managing conventions, under any circumstance, despite no evidence that it helps anything whatsoever. Let’s keep minimizing our chances of winning the game. 

He did the exact same thing last year and won the World Series. Good luck convincing him to change.

I saw some dumb post the other day about:

”Maddux would throw a 78 pitch complete game.

today, guys throw that many pitches in 3 innings “

and thought, so dumb. That never happens.

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Just now, Storm the Field said:

Glad I don't have peacock so not gonna spend my Sunday watching us get pantsed by the M's again.

I just paid $6 to watch this.

they better get it together 

And to top it off I’m supposed to listed to some Aussie fuck call an MLB game?  Fuck this shit. 

13 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Holy high pitch count, batman 


chas makes that catch and he has a very low pitch inning 

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

Total domination.


bagwell on the radio - they’re punching us in the mouth right now 

My ass hits the seat (late because of church) and 2 pitches later Hr. 
now we can’t get an out thanks to the rafters. 
fuck everything. 

I’d rather go take run in this 102 degree heat than watch this shit. 

I’d call up Brantley and Abreu tomorrow. Send Singleton to Siberia. 
 

Maybe just maybe Uncle Mike gives the lineup a shot in the arm. 

1 minute ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I’d call up Brantley and Abreu tomorrow. Send Singleton to Siberia. 
 

Maybe just maybe Uncle Mike gives the lineup a shot in the arm. 

I'm more worried about Framber, Javier, and Brown.

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