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1 minute ago, runthebone said:

Lots of baserunners.  Urquidy must be trying to tire them out.

 

Supposedly edging gives you the best finish.

 

Made a similar comment last night. Is it just me? Or are these games abnormally long? This shitfest isn’t even half over! And I’m old and need to go to bed!

Made a similar comment last night. Is it just me? Or are these games abnormally long? This shitfest isn’t even half over! And I’m old and need to go to bed!
It is the Red Sox way. Their fucking games have always been slow and long and it seems even the pitch timer can't fix it Last nights made it under 3 hours, but mondays was 3:12.

They don't swing at the 1st pitch, you need to hammer the zone against them and get ahead.

21 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

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All of pena's swings seem so damn defensive. Something is wrong with that kid.

2 minutes ago, HOOKEM4 said:

All of pena's swings seem so damn defensive. Something is wrong with that kid.

Part of what's wrong with him is that we evidently don't have anyone better. A truly frightening thought, because he's becoming the Maldonado of shortstops. 

Autocorrect? Maybe not

12 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Great catch by Chas and why Yordan should be a DH.

Yordan has a good arm, but he lumbers out there in left

Great catch by Chas and why Yordan should be a DH.
Except Chas shouldn't be playing LF he should be playing CF and Meyers should be on the bench
Just now, Scraps said:
19 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:
Great catch by Chas and why Yordan should be a DH.

Except Chas shouldn't be playing LF he should be playing CF and Meyers should be on the bench

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2 minutes ago, Scraps said:
20 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:
Great catch by Chas and why Yordan should be a DH.

Except Chas shouldn't be playing LF he should be playing CF and Meyers should be on the bench

Well yes but I was speaking in more generic terms of having an athletic outfielder who can make inning saving and game saving catches and Yordan is a prototype DH. Left field will still need to be addressed next year. 

Pena needs to make himself useful

Damnit. Well top of the order in the 9th. Walk this bitch off.

Kalas mentioned Yordan and I was wondering if they could have had Yordan stand in the on deck circle or just grab a bat and helmet and stand at the dugout and make believe he might pinch hit…maybe get Jake a better pitch since they wouldn’t want to walk him and load bases for Yordan? 

I don’t give a shit if Yordan’s finger hurts. Give him a fucking bat  

He gets paid good money to hit home runs. 

Great fucking pitch.

Now go win this thing.

Kenley sees Altuve coming up and fakes injury

Singleton sure does admire his fly outs. Jesus dude. Run fatboy run.

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He looked awkward after the 2nd pitch.

Thought maybe he was annoyed at the ump that an obvious ball wasn’t called a strike but did something to the leg on that pitch  

Goddamn Jansen. My 57 year old ass is in 1000 x’s better shape than your broken down self

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