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Just now, slorch said:

The only thing funnier than this post is that my wife just asked me if I invented "Charlie Fucking Morton."

 

Wat to go Osos Blanco.  Way to go CFM!!!

I’ve been posting similar thoughts about Gattis for awhile, but tonight it finally had the desired effect. Guess I can’t stop now. 

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4 hits beat my minimal expectations, but still pathetic given the pitcher

Hinch must have told them he was putting Sipp into the game. 

4 hits beat my minimal expectations, but still pathetic given the pitcher

Glad the game isn’t 7 innings. Or maybe not. 3-1 when you posted this bitch.

That curve from McHugh to end the game was beautiful.

And Oso Blanco is now above the Mendoza line

Just now, Tim Beck said:

Beltre and buckling at curveballs. Name a better duo

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About time we threw at someone.  We’ve taken our lumps all year, guys throwing inside on us more, and that’s the first time we’ve struck back.  Well done Charlie.

I was pissed he missed. Should have beaned the fuck out of him.

I liked the throw behind him.

No "intent to maim or injure" but it damned sure got the point across.

Fuck the Rangers and their bullshit.  Control your fucking pitches.

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32 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

That curve from McHugh to end the game was beautiful.

And Oso Blanco is now above the Mendoza line

 

 

18 minutes ago, Rustic Horn said:

 

 

The amazing thing is that this filth is getting normal for us to see. That, I like.

1 hour ago, TonyTexas said:


Glad the game isn’t 7 innings. Or maybe not. 3-1 when you posted this bitch.

I whole heartedly approve this message.

1 hour ago, TonyTexas said:


Glad the game isn’t 7 innings. Or maybe not. 3-1 when you posted this bitch.

welcome to the internet, you must be new here

R.I.P. to Robert Davis, he the king of the south
Anything else said, need to shut your fucking mouth

 

#HTownPride

I've been drinking mint juleps and listening to Selena all night....did uncle Charlie throw at someone?

he threw "at" directly behind Mazara and very low.  It was extremely deliberate.

a staredown ensued.  This was after the Rangers hit Springer last night and Correa in this game.

Control your shit, boys.  That was the point of the pitch.

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17 minutes ago, slorch said:

he threw "at" directly behind Mazara and very low.  It was extremely deliberate.

a staredown ensued.  This was after the Rangers hit Springer last night and Correa in this game.

Control your shit, boys.  That was the point of the pitch.

What a bitch ass.

 

The people sitting in the seats I had bought, but Stubhub cancelled caught a foul ball that bounced back down. It's the only one I've ever seen land in that section. Double fuck Stubhub. 

3 hours ago, Planet Houston said:

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Charlie FUCKIN Morton!!! @ERhine

2 hours ago, Pods said:

The people sitting in the seats I had bought, but Stubhub cancelled caught a foul ball that bounced back down. It's the only one I've ever seen land in that section. Double fuck Stubhub. 

If it’s any consolation, you would have dropped it.

25 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

If it’s any consolation, you would have dropped it.

No way, it was lazy and slow. It actually bounced I think on the ground at his feet. 

I went and talked to the guy in the seats before the game. He bought the seats yesterday at 12:30pm. I had called Stubhub at around 3:45pm. They had already sold my seats 3.5 hours before I called them. 

The entire time we were on the phone with them, they had already re-sold my tickets and did not tell me. They didn't notify me until they sent an email at 4:30pm. They still haven't refunded the money. 

I'm using Seat Geek from now on. Fuck Stubhub. 

Guess who’s ready to see 3 more Astros homeruns today?

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This guy!

Looking forward to a continuation of stellar pitching and better offense. It’s Altuve's turn to break loose. 

Astros will wear @HoustonRockets gear on the flight to Anaheim as a “tip of the cap” & to support them in the Conference Finals. Expect to see jerseys, current & throwback. AJ Hinch is wearing tearaway warm-up pants that have been supplied by the Rockets. Stay tuned. #RunAsOne [emoji573]

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