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  • Bregs is going Crawford Boxes right here.

  • Prior to the footage being edited by Bender:

  • wesleywest
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    Two Diamond Club tickets available for the Sunday night game.  Free.  Need to pick them up from me in 77027. Rules: Poster must be a big contributor to this thread/last years shag thread.  No gue

Getting to 2 strikes there did not help. Thanks blue

Sec 106 wild tonight...

 

2 Red Sox fans thrown out in the 8th

Not really sure what they were doing wrong...other than cheering for the wrong team.

 

A third was a dick all game long and high tailed it out of there before security got to him... no telling what he was trying to avoid.

 

intimidating?

the guy looks like an idiot

If only the bullpen could have done its job. 

11 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Well here comes hanging arm douche

 

5 minutes ago, Smax said:

intimidating?

the guy looks like an idiot

He's one of the best closers in the game and we'd love to have him. Quit sounding like aggy. 

He still looks like a fucking dork

 

Just like Giles looks like a dork when he squats to the ground every pitch.

 

Get the sign, throw the ball.

 

 

 

 

11 hours ago, Mo Horn said:

 

He's one of the best closers in the game and we'd love to have him. Quit sounding like aggy. 

 

 

I didn't say he wasn't a good closer did I? No I didn't

Sounding like aggy?? Go fuck yourself

Got an extra (free) if any of you want to go to the game.

23 minutes ago, Player said:

Got an extra (free) if any of you want to go to the game.

I just wanted to recognize you (and the others) for taking care of this hodgepodge of Astros fans on a regular basis. Good stuff. One day soon I will be a regular at Astros games again, and maybe I can pay it forward on this website to you guys. 

18 hours ago, Mo Horn said:

 

He's one of the best closers in the game and we'd love to have him. Quit sounding like aggy. 

Nobody said he wasn’t good.

They said he looks like a fucking idiot hanging his arm down like that, and they’re right.

"YOUR 2nd place Houston Astros!"

 

Also, cleavage.  Nice Mendoza Line.

Edited by clapclapclap

Lol @ twitter:

"Maybe gattis can line one into that chicks grill"

What’s up with the crowd tonight?  Everyone assume it was a 7:00 game?

Morty getting hit hard, hope the Cora thing has nothing to do with it.  We got 9 AB’s to hurt em, sco Stros.

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"YOUR 2nd place Houston Astros!"
 
Also, cleavage.  Nice Mendoza Line.
I've never really watched here the way I'm watching her tonight.......

I’m not sure if you have had a chance to hold George’s bat, but it is one of the shortest in the league. 

- Jessica without context. 

Aw, come on.  Don't waste this.

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Yeah I liked that jeans view

I wanna go sniff the seat J-Lo is sitting in

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