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2018 Houston Astros Season Thread


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3 minutes ago, Planet Houston said:

I’d be OK with you not posting on this thread the rest of the season. 

Yeah, Marwin has a reputation for being an asshole, but he had the biggest hit of our entire WS run. If he doesn’t hit that bomb off Jansen in Game 2, we would be hanging only one banner tomorrow instead of two. 

In summary, Fuck Slorch. This thread doesn’t have room for that kind of vitriol for our guys. 

Fuck you.  Last year was last year,

 

Marwin is playing like a fucking bitch and that's the bottom line.

 

His ABs are weak and he gets a shit-ton of called strikes.

 

He is the anti-Altuve.

 

If you don't like hearing that, then fuck right off.

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4 minutes ago, Planet Houston said:

And this is fair. Just don’t need the vitriol that Slorch was spewing. 

The Ump sees it, but you can't.

 

and then you want to rule on who can and cannot post in the thread.

 

LOFL. I'm so fucking sorry for ragging on Marwin, a veteran member of a squad where the leaders of the team thrive on extra effort.

 

Marwin is not their standard.  he is a bitch at the plate.

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4 minutes ago, Dr. Teeth said:

Not trying to be negative but if we have too many MVP candidates, they will split the vote.

They're gonna push each other at the plate.

 

Then the pitching staff has some competitive mofos on it...

 

't shall be fun...

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20 minutes ago, slorch said:

The Ump sees it, but you can't.

 

and then you want to rule on who can and cannot post in the thread.

 

LOFL. I'm so fucking sorry for ragging on Marwin, a veteran member of a squad where the leaders of the team thrive on extra effort.

 

Marwin is not their standard.  he is a bitch at the plate.

Baseball is not your game

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1 minute ago, WBT said:

Baseball is not your game

LOlz.

 

So sell me on Marwin's results at the plate...and subsequent/ finality of getting tossed.

 

Enlighten me, motherfucker... more called strikes MUST be the recipe for success!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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So Marwin is off limits?

 

Even though he got tossed today?  Well after the fact that his bitchassedness was being called out?

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bootiefuckinghoo

 

Great job with some new players on the roster.

 

Great start to the season.

 

That being said, there's nothing wrong at all with calling out a bitchass performance across multiple games.  Marwin needs to cut out his fucking act and be a man.

 

That's all.

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