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The only positive is that Nerris isn't around, or you know Espada would pitch him

27 consecutive shutout innings. Just wow. 

1 minute ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Yordan hard hit single. 

Won’t believe it until Putt calls it a blooper or a cue shot. 

Does anyone hit behind the runner anymore?

2 minutes ago, Ichabod said:

Altuve tootblan upcoming?

Surprised he didn't fall down on the Walker grounder

There goes the DH as predicted. What if Trammell can't play? Framber to RF?

4 minutes ago, n64ra said:

27 consecutive shutout innings. Just wow. 

28... and with a gift runner on 2nd

Astros kinda fucking suck

There goes the DH as predicted. What if Trammell can't play? Framber to RF?
Please let this happen
2 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

There goes the DH as predicted. What if Trammell can't play? Framber to RF?

Altuve is the DH, so we should still have it. No more bench players now though

3 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I can’t even describe how much I hate this team right now. 

Not true.

5 minutes ago, hornmpa96 said:

Does anyone hit behind the runner anymore?

So you're suggesting contact with a purpose?

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

Altuve is the DH, so we should still have it. No more bench players now though

I might be wrong. They just said we burned it

If you walk the batter why bring the infield in? Play for the double play. 

Tigers going to productive out us into another loss and 3rd straight shutout. While, once again Espada cancels the DH for stupid PH appearances. 

2 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Altuve is the DH, so we should still have it. No more bench players now though

Ort is in the 6th spot in the order 

If you walk the batter why bring the infield in? Play for the double play. 

Do you remember who is running the dugout??
1 minute ago, HtownHorn said:

Tigers going to productive out us into another loss and 3rd straight shutout. While, once again Espada cancels the DH for stupid PH appearances. 

I knew the second he did 3 straight PH (and scrubs at that) that this was coming 

2 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Altuve is the DH, so we should still have it. No more bench players now though

Altuve had to come in at 2nd when Caratini hit for Urias.  It's usually not going to matter because you rarely will bat around again with manfred ball but it can happen.  And it doesn't need to...there's no reason to completely use up your bench pinch hitting with a bunch of guys who are just as shitty as the ones they are hitting for.

Well that was a fucking waste of an evening

fucking Ort cloud

Not a remotely competitive pitch

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Walkoff walk. Fuck this team. I’m switching football only mode now. Can’t wait for the start of football 

Just now, Macklemore said:

Walkoff walk. Fuck this team. I’m switching football only mode now. Can’t wait for the start of football 

Careful.

Maybe threw the sweeper for one strike that entire inning and threw it on 3-2. Of course, it wasn't close.

Myself. I hate myself for watching these fucking dickheads more than I hate them for being fucking dickheads. 

not even competitive.  Gotdam, 1 run or 4, at least throw a fucking strike.

What a dumbass. Pitches werent even competitive

How the fuck do you throw a pitch that has no chance of being a strike? If he gets a hit, then he gets a hit. You don't fucking walk in the winning run

Just now, Mitch Hedberg said:

Throw a fucking strike idiot. Astros are a good excuse for football. 

Careful.

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