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JJo looks lost. Getting abused by TY and scared to death of his speed. 

This Wright kid kinda sucks at letting the WR get inside position. Our CBs have to be the worst in the league.

However, the WR corp of Hopkins, Fuller, and Koutee is pretty good.

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Telling.   They're so bad no one posts anymore even to bitch, piss and moan. 

Pretty sure we could grab any 5 guys from a Gold's gym and they could block better than these losers.

Bet we settle for a FG here.

 

BOB finally decides to throw a 50/50 ball to the one of the best WRs in the NFL in the EZ, only took 4 weeks.

Edited by HtownHorn

Some bold calls this game. BoB fighting for his job. Luckily for him the Colts are absolutely awful.

16 minutes ago, MillerEP said:

Some bold calls this game. BoB fighting for his job. Luckily for him the Colts are absolutely awful.

Yeah, I'm wondering just how bad Indy is, for the Texans to put up 21 pts. In the first half and on the road...pretty damn bad.

And B'oB will walk away acting like he figured shit out.

Edited by Brothahorn

Christ.  Three holding penalties on that drive and they still get 6.

I'm hoping we lose every game this season, get BOB shitcanned, and get the first pick in the NFL draft.  
We're in line for #2. Any good OL's worthy?
2 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:
5 minutes ago, Harrison Stafford said:
I'm hoping we lose every game this season, get BOB shitcanned, and get the first pick in the NFL draft.  

We're in line for #2. Any good OL's worthy?

Jonah Williams, maybe. 

But if you end up #2, you should be thinking about Ed Oliver.

Jonah Williams, maybe. 
But if you end up #2, you should be thinking about Ed Oliver.
True. But the Oline is so damn shitty.

Romeo Crennel napping again when the game doubt. Unbelievable.

Frank Reich.

Frank motherfucking god damned Reich.

Son of a bitch.

Romeo is one of the best defensive coordinators in the NFL.
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Yeah, lets play for OT against Luck, who has killed the Texans regularly.

seriously just lose rest of the games

What the fuck was O'Brien thinking with that first down run play and then not clocking it to save time?  Should have been able to get one if not two more plays in after that big gain with better clock management.  Terrible.  

Just now, BigVegasHorn26 said:

What the fuck was O'Brien thinking with that first down run play and then not clocking it to save time?  Should have been able to get one if not two more plays in after that big gain with better clock management.  Terrible.  

BOB thinks James Franklin called a good play last night. 

Don't cover the running back.  Nobody ever throws it to the running back.  Fucking morons.

29 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Jonah Williams, maybe. 

But if you end up #2, you should be thinking about Ed Oliver.

With the Texans, it's never too early to be doing a mock draft.

Hopkins is pretty good
You're a dumbass

The Texans are not going to win shit with Alfed Blue slamming into the line. Why the fuck do you keep calling that play? Put the game in Watson's hands and on his legs.

Yay......another tie game coming up.  Fuck the NFL. 

Yay......another tie game coming up.  Fuck the NFL. 

Lol. You think the Texans make a stop?

 

I highly fucking doubt it

Ya gotta get rid of buttchin before Watson and JJ talent goes to waste.

BOB deserves to lose this game. He went into a shell up 28-10.

This 10-minute overtime is bullshit.  Not only does the winner of the coin toss have a chance to end it, they also end up getting a second possession.  The coin flip is worth way too much.

And I'm not bitching about this game in particular, because if we didn't suck at football and have retarded monkeys for coaches, this game wouldn't be in overtime.

Just theoretically, it's some bullshit.

Finally a hold called on another obvious one.

It seems like everyone should invest in offense only if holding is allowed and hitting the QB is illegal.

This 10-minute overtime is bullshit.  Not only does the winner of the coin toss have a chance to end it, they also end up getting a second possession.  The coin flip is worth way too much.
And I'm not bitching about this game in particular, because if we didn't suck at football and have retarded monkeys for coaches, this game wouldn't be in overtime.
Just theoretically, it's some bullshit.

The NFL’s overtime rules have always sucked dick
Just now, TexArcher said:

This 10-minute overtime is bullshit.  Not only does the winner of the coin toss have a chance to end it, they also end up getting a second possession.  The coin flip is worth way too much.

And I'm not bitching about this game in particular, because if we didn't suck at football and have retarded monkeys for coaches, this game wouldn't be in overtime.

Just theoretically, it's some bullshit.

Hey, NFL games are fixed so this is all done on purpose. 

Texans didnt even call timeout and let a shitload of clock run. DeSean looks like he's ready to get home and checked out.

This team is embarrassing. 

Announcer is surprised we didn't call a timeout.  He must be new.

What stupid bullshit cost us our 1st TO in OT? Why did buttchin waste his final TO on the 2 point conversion. He is so fucking bad at game management.

Holy shit Frank Reich is worse than buttchin.

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