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Vandy should be the concern my dudes. Ball control option offense. Low position game. Sleepy atmosphere if DKR isn’t lit. Could be like the Vandy or Arizona St game from last year. 
We need the SEC Shorts Vandy pimp guy on campus to muster up some gaf among the students.

Call it handwringing if you like, but the only team we played with a pulse resulted in an L, and we looked like shit the next two games against shit teams. Until I see us put up a Sammy State type performance on an SEC team, concern is valid.
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Posted
3 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

I actually think we are going to be able to run the ball on OU. They had a similarly fast defense last year that was flying around and disruptive, and we ran it on them very effectively. I think Sark will scheme up the run game and get some favorable angles to take advantage of their aggressiveness. 

Key to beating Venables is to hit some explosive plays. You know he is going to have them slanting, stunting, and blitzing. It is hard to have sustained drives vs his defenses. You have to crease them when they are not gap sound. They will give you a few opportunities to hit big plays. I think Wisner had like 80 yards and 2 TDs on back to back plays last year. Justice Haynes had 75 yarder vs them last week. 

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1 hour ago, Park Gothic said:

I think the Covid senior thing has really brought home something that I should have already realized - super veteran QBs are a cheat code in CFB. Before Covid it was unheard of for there to be a guy on his 6th or even 7th year in CFB, but then we got to see what several teams look like with that kind of player running things. Obviously the talent level is lower, or the QB would be in the NFL, but the experience is a game changer. 

It's a huge difference maker. Look at the best QBs in CFB the last few years - Ward, Daniels, Nix, Penix, Dart, now guys like Pavia, Beck, even Castellanos and Mendoza. The common theme is they all had multiple years of starting experience before they became studs. Experience matters a lot at QB.

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Posted (edited)

JFC, we have hand wringing about the Vanderbilt game on...

*checks notes*

November 1

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Posted
3 hours ago, Hornmatic said:

Vandy should be the concern my dudes. Ball control option offense. Low position game. Sleepy atmosphere if DKR isn’t lit. Could be like the Vandy or Arizona St game from last year. 

I am actually looking forward to the Vandy game at home. A month away from home, against a possibly Top 25 SEC team? I think we'll be plenty lit. Pavia is a CFB household name now, I trust our fans to know what we're up against that game. If Vandy goes 0-3 before us, it could hurt the expectations of the game, but it would also tell us a lot about who they really are. So be it, in that case. 

Posted
Just now, closetojumping said:

-Florida will play their best game of the year against Texas. 

-Vanderbilt is a fucking concern. 

-Arkansas is going to be a problem. 

We are just missing the annual freakout about aggy with a few "we are going to lose to Kentucky" posts thrown in and for someone to predict our 5-7 record. 

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Posted
2 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Update after 4 games:

-Kyle Flood still needs to be fired, right fucking now. 

-"We played like shit the first 3 games and don't even fucking talk to me about defense. Why would I care about the Texas defense when the offense is chock full of fatasses and dullards who cannot improve?"

-The Texas defense is probably worse this season. 

-The interior DL is probably worse this season. 

-Guilbeau is probably going to cost Texas multiple games. 

-Arch Manning is going to cost Texas multiple games.

-Connor Stroh is going to cost Texas multiple games.

-Florida will play their best game of the year against Texas. 

-Vanderbilt is a fucking concern. 

-Arkansas is going to be a problem. 

-Forget the playoffs. 

-The running game is incapable of improvement. 

-Sarkisian has likely held nothing back for use in upcoming match-ups. We've seen this offense and it fucking sucks. 

-Kwiatkowski has likely held nothing back for use in upcoming match-ups. We've seen this defense and it's just okay. 

-Expect other teams to keep getting better.

-Do not expect Texas to get any better. 

You forgot "Mateer will transform into a golden god in Dallas and skullfuck us repeatedly."

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Posted

This is one of the worst O lines in college football. Shame on Sark and Flood for this shit show that constantly puts us at 3rd and long with a QB that is easily rattled.

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Posted
13 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Update after 4 games:

-Kyle Flood still needs to be fired, right fucking now. 

-"We played like shit the first 3 games and don't even fucking talk to me about defense. Why would I care about the Texas defense when the offense is chock full of fatasses and dullards who cannot improve?"

-The Texas defense is probably worse this season. 

-The interior DL is probably worse this season. 

-Guilbeau is probably going to cost Texas multiple games. 

-Arch Manning is going to cost Texas multiple games.

-Connor Stroh is going to cost Texas multiple games.

-Florida will play their best game of the year against Texas. 

-Vanderbilt is a fucking concern. 

-Arkansas is going to be a problem. 

-Forget the playoffs. 

-The running game is incapable of improvement. 

-Sarkisian has likely held nothing back for use in upcoming match-ups. We've seen this offense and it fucking sucks. 

-Kwiatkowski has likely held nothing back for use in upcoming match-ups. We've seen this defense and it's just okay. 

-Expect other teams to keep getting better.

-Do not expect Texas to get any better. 

This is 3x now it takes me a few lines in to realize..

 

Any posted PFF summary from the SHSU game?

Posted
20 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Update after 4 games:

-Kyle Flood still needs to be fired, right fucking now. 

-"We played like shit the first 3 games and don't even fucking talk to me about defense. Why would I care about the Texas defense when the offense is chock full of fatasses and dullards who cannot improve?"

-The Texas defense is probably worse this season. 

-The interior DL is probably worse this season. 

-Guilbeau is probably going to cost Texas multiple games. 

-Arch Manning is going to cost Texas multiple games.

-Connor Stroh is going to cost Texas multiple games.

-Florida will play their best game of the year against Texas. 

-Vanderbilt is a fucking concern. 

-Arkansas is going to be a problem. 

-Forget the playoffs. 

-The running game is incapable of improvement. 

-Sarkisian has likely held nothing back for use in upcoming match-ups. We've seen this offense and it fucking sucks. 

-Kwiatkowski has likely held nothing back for use in upcoming match-ups. We've seen this defense and it's just okay. 

-Expect other teams to keep getting better.

-Do not expect Texas to get any better. 

You forgot to include the concerning, lower launch angle of our new placekicker. We could see a few blocked FGs this year.

I'll show myself out...

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Posted (edited)
44 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Update after 4 games:

-Kyle Flood still needs to be fired, right fucking now. 

-"We played like shit the first 3 games and don't even fucking talk to me about defense. Why would I care about the Texas defense when the offense is chock full of fatasses and dullards who cannot improve?"

-The Texas defense is probably worse this season. 

-The interior DL is probably worse this season. 

-Guilbeau is probably going to cost Texas multiple games. 

-Arch Manning is going to cost Texas multiple games.

-Connor Stroh is going to cost Texas multiple games.

-Florida will play their best game of the year against Texas. 

-Vanderbilt is a fucking concern. 

-Arkansas is going to be a problem. 

-Forget the playoffs. 

-The running game is incapable of improvement. 

-Sarkisian has likely held nothing back for use in upcoming match-ups. We've seen this offense and it fucking sucks. 

-Kwiatkowski has likely held nothing back for use in upcoming match-ups. We've seen this defense and it's just okay. 

-Expect other teams to keep getting better.

-Do not expect Texas to get any better. 

Well played. 

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Posted
1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

Update after 4 games:

-Kyle Flood still needs to be fired, right fucking now. 

-"We played like shit the first 3 games and don't even fucking talk to me about defense. Why would I care about the Texas defense when the offense is chock full of fatasses and dullards who cannot improve?"

-The Texas defense is probably worse this season. 

-The interior DL is probably worse this season. 

-Guilbeau is probably going to cost Texas multiple games. 

-Arch Manning is going to cost Texas multiple games.

-Connor Stroh is going to cost Texas multiple games.

-Florida will play their best game of the year against Texas. 

-Vanderbilt is a fucking concern. 

-Arkansas is going to be a problem. 

-Forget the playoffs. 

-The running game is incapable of improvement. 

-Sarkisian has likely held nothing back for use in upcoming match-ups. We've seen this offense and it fucking sucks. 

-Kwiatkowski has likely held nothing back for use in upcoming match-ups. We've seen this defense and it's just okay. 

-Expect other teams to keep getting better.

-Do not expect Texas to get any better. 

New thread title?...

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Park Gothic and Codaxx catching strays  snipes in the latest CTJ post. And then 6th Street obliviously showing up to pile on unironically, like a sad, lispy kid alone at the lunch table with a glimmer of hope as a new kid sits down next to him. He's no longer alone.

I look forward to that hope evaporating as he realizes the new kid is just there to give him yet another public wedgie. 

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Posted
1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

Update after 4 games:

-Kyle Flood still needs to be fired, right fucking now. 

-"We played like shit the first 3 games and don't even fucking talk to me about defense. Why would I care about the Texas defense when the offense is chock full of fatasses and dullards who cannot improve?"

-The Texas defense is probably worse this season. 

-The interior DL is probably worse this season. 

-Guilbeau is probably going to cost Texas multiple games. 

-Arch Manning is going to cost Texas multiple games.

-Connor Stroh is going to cost Texas multiple games.

-Florida will play their best game of the year against Texas. 

-Vanderbilt is a fucking concern. 

-Arkansas is going to be a problem. 

-Forget the playoffs. 

-The running game is incapable of improvement. 

-Sarkisian has likely held nothing back for use in upcoming match-ups. We've seen this offense and it fucking sucks. 

-Kwiatkowski has likely held nothing back for use in upcoming match-ups. We've seen this defense and it's just okay. 

-Expect other teams to keep getting better.

-Do not expect Texas to get any better. 

Well There It Is Jurassic Park GIF

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17 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Park Gothic and Codaxx catching strays  snipes in the latest CTJ post. And then 6th Street obliviously showing up to pile on unironically, like a sad, lispy kid alone at the lunch table with a glimmer of hope as a new kid sits down next to him. He's no longer alone.

I look forward to that hope evaporating as he realizes the new kid is just there to give him yet another public wedgie. 

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Posted (edited)
2 hours ago, Reynolds Woodcock said:

 

I will be absolutely fucking flabbergasted if this team manages to go 10-2. The interior of the offensive line is a tire fire of mediocrity. Our skill position players are comprised of JAGs as far as the eye can see. Our quarterback appears to be a head case who needs to play one of the worst teams in FBS to "get right". Our offensive coordinator has a fucking seizure every time the offense moves inside of the 20 yard line. And we balance all of that with being one of the most penalized teams in the country. 

We have an elite defense and an elite punter. Unless Sark decides to start managing games like we're the 2001 Ravens, we aren't sniffing the playoffs.  

Florida has averaged 11 points per game in their last three. Oklahoma scored fewer points against Illinois State than we did against San Jose State and they have the worst running game in the SEC. Georgia scored 28 against Austin Peay. Vanderbilt gave up more points to Georgia State than Texas did against the #1 team in the nation. A&M's defense has given up 86 points in 3 games. There's a very decent chance Texas won't allow 86 points until late October.

Some of y'all talk football like Texas is the only team you ever watch and you hate watch every second of it.

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Posted
3 minutes ago, fellside said:

Florida has averaged 11 points per game in their last three. Oklahoma scored fewer points against Illinois State than we did against San Jose State and they have the worst running game in the SEC. Georgia scored 28 against Austin Peay. Vanderbilt gave up more points to Georgia State than Texas did against the #1 team in the nation. A&M's defense has given up 86 points in 3 games. There's a very decent chance Texas won't allow 86 points until late October.

Some of y'all talk football like Texas is the only team you ever watch and you hate watch every second of it.

The hand-wringing is just something to post and talk about until the next game. The mistake is taking any of it too seriously. But, what's the fun in that?

Posted
1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

Update after 4 games:

-Kyle Flood still needs to be fired, right fucking now. 

-"We played like shit the first 3 games and don't even fucking talk to me about defense. Why would I care about the Texas defense when the offense is chock full of fatasses and dullards who cannot improve?"

-The Texas defense is probably worse this season. 

-The interior DL is probably worse this season. 

-Guilbeau is probably going to cost Texas multiple games. 

-Arch Manning is going to cost Texas multiple games.

-Connor Stroh is going to cost Texas multiple games.

-Florida will play their best game of the year against Texas. 

-Vanderbilt is a fucking concern. 

-Arkansas is going to be a problem. 

-Forget the playoffs. 

-The running game is incapable of improvement. 

-Sarkisian has likely held nothing back for use in upcoming match-ups. We've seen this offense and it fucking sucks. 

-Kwiatkowski has likely held nothing back for use in upcoming match-ups. We've seen this defense and it's just okay. 

-Expect other teams to keep getting better.

-Do not expect Texas to get any better. 

If we consolidate all of the bad play from players costing us multiple games into the same game, we might have a chance. 

Posted
11 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

The hand-wringing is just something to post and talk about until the next game. The mistake is taking any of it too seriously. But, what's the fun in that?

I dunno. Maybe you can explain to me the fun in cos-playing as a whimpering pussy in between games and it'll start to make sense. 

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