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5 minutes ago, horn4life said:

What's the biggest lie your Aggie neighbor tells you in Austin?

 

"I could'a gone to t.u."

I know the a few they tell themselves, we would have won every game between 2012 and 2023 because SEC SEC. We did not cheat the Fed-ex story is a BMOC hoax.

Posted
4 hours ago, Melapelas said:

In the end, regardless of your typical little sheepfucker jokes wada wada, yell leader bullshit (we want cheerleaders too buddy).. this game wont matter.. you'll all be waiting anxiously for your uber eats to arrive to watch us play in January. We appreciate the support. So dont worry guys in fact you might want to start making plans to head on over to pluckers with the family for the pop tarts bowl! Exciting!

…you appear to be the eternal hemorrhoid for aggy.

Posted (edited)
1 hour ago, Hagbard Celine said:

here's something they can't eradicate:

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Apparently they have issued a clarification.  Not a retraction, mind you.  I had to look up the 2010 season since it's hard to wrap my mind around being the Big XII South conference champion but not playing in the championship game.  Answer: they were in a three way tie with OU and Okie State.  

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Posted
5 hours ago, B00M said:

Aggy hasn’t even played Georgia since before Covid. Their schedule this year has been pathetic 

Only once or twice since they went SEC iirc. We've already played Georgia more in SEC play than they have.

And re: their schedule this year, how in the actual fuck is their SOS so high with that schedule?

Posted
18 hours ago, B00M said:

Texas Am GIF by Texas A&M University

 

18 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

Aggie Yell Leaders GIFs - Find & Share on GIPHY

 

18 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

Trev to A&M | Page 9 | HuskerBoard.com - Nebraska Cornhuskers Message Board

 

18 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

Midnight yell Texas A&M on Make a GIF

 

5 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

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How in the world do they convince so many people to join that cult?

Posted
3 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Honestly, the one negative of joining the SEC for me was playing A&M again.  I grew up with Aggie friends in high school, went to a bonfire and game at Kyle Field. But I don't think there's anything fun or interesting about this rivalry. I fucking hate OU, but have respect for their program and success. The A&M game almost feels like a lose-lose scenario in my eyes. 

I tried to get pumped for the game last year at Kyle. All the hype, all the fanfare. And then the Aggies laid the most pathetic egg I've ever seen on a football field. If you would have told me before the game we win by 10, I would have happily taken it. But they were so fucking pathetic, only winning that game 17-7 was a disappointment. That should have been a 31-0 type of embarrassment. 

I don't really take that much enjoyment out of beating A&M, because I have so little respect for their entire existence. 

In a nutshell, this is it for me, down to a tee. I mean I love knowing we'll win more than 2 out of 3 against these fucks on average, but it usually just feels like a game we should win and beating them is rarely anywhere near as satisfying as beating ou sucks.

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The pick six was the reason that the Aggy game last season wasn't a blowout and a shutout, which would have been very satisfying after all the hype and playing on their sacred grass. They had convinced themselves it had all come together for them last season, a big home victory over the hated sips in their first season in the SEC SEC that would send them to the championship game in Atlanta.

I have been to plenty of these games in the past against them and it started becoming more and more less enjoyable every time the game was in Collie. It's not the dread of losing; it's just the whole experience of going there. They are on a whole another level of strangeness. It was hard to explain to anybody that doesn't experience it for themselves.

After the Tucker field goal that won that last game there before they left for the SEC, I was personally glad we wouldn't be playing those people anymore. I wouldn't miss playing them at all and was glad they were somebody's else's problem and let them see them for who they are. I guess they couldn't muster (good Aggy term) the same hate for anybody else like they did for the sips, so maybe no other fan base could get the full Aggy experience we did. At least they do know and make fun of their beyond strange cult ways. Midnight Yell has really been fun as other schools make fun of that.

We knew it was coming as the super conferences started to become reality and Bellmont wanted to get in as soon as possible. Joining the ACC or Big Ten wasn't much of an option, and we know what happened to the Pac 10, that looked like a destination once upon a time. Money talks and the SEC was certainly the premier choice at the time. November games in the north were nothing to look forward to in the Big Ten.

So, we are stuck with Aggy again, that's the reality now. Might as just beat the hell out of them all over again. Still, I could have lived without them and their cultish behavior.

 

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Posted
7 minutes ago, NBHorn7 said:

The pick six was the reason that the Aggy game last season wasn't a blowout and a shutout, which would have been very satisfying after all the hype and playing on their sacred grass. They had convinced themselves it had all come together for them last season, a big home victory over the hated sips in their first season in the SEC SEC that would send them to the championship game in Atlanta.

I have been to plenty of these games in the past against them and it started becoming more and more less enjoyable every time the game was in Collie. It's not the dread of losing; it's just the whole experience of going there. They are on a whole another level of strangeness. It was hard to explain to anybody that doesn't experience it for themselves.

After the Tucker field goal that won that last game there before they left for the SEC, I was personally glad we wouldn't be playing those people anymore. I wouldn't miss playing them at all and was glad they were somebody's else's problem and let them see them for who they are. I guess they couldn't muster (good Aggy term) the same hate for anybody else like they did for the sips, so maybe no other fan base could get the full Aggy experience we did. At least they do know and make fun of their beyond strange cult ways. Midnight Yell has really been fun as other schools make fun of that.

We knew it was coming as the super conferences started to become reality and Bellmont wanted to get in as soon as possible. Joining the ACC or Big Ten wasn't much of an option, and we know what happened to the Pac 10, that looked like a destination once upon a time. Money talks and the SEC was certainly the premier choice at the time. November games in the north were nothing to look forward to in the Big Ten.

So, we are stuck with Aggy again, that's the reality now. Might as just beat the hell out of them all over again. Still, I could have lived without them and their cultish behavior.

Yep. I went to one game in Collie Station - the McIvor beatdown - and that was enough for a lifetime. Fuck aggy.

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Posted
16 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

Man, I'd love to see another Tech-A&M matchup.

RIP, Pirate

The spirit of the Pirate is alive and well..the curse shall be upon aggy for 1104 days...

Posted

I am going to be curious to see how many of the cultists are in the stadium on Friday. In the past, there were always too damn many. With our new season ticket numbers and the less generous SEC rules on visitor seats, I'm hoping those numbers are way down.

If not, fuck all the season ticket holders who sell to the maroon morons.

Posted
5 hours ago, Melapelas said:

In the end, regardless of your typical little sheepfucker jokes wada wada, yell leader bullshit (we want cheerleaders too buddy).. this game wont matter.. you'll all be waiting anxiously for your uber eats to arrive to watch us play in January. We appreciate the support. So dont worry guys in fact you might want to start making plans to head on over to pluckers with the family for the pop tarts bowl! Exciting!

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Posted (edited)

EYYY, WHY DON'T YOU PUT ON ONE OF THEM ILL BEATS FOR ME...?

AHHH, I THINK I KNOW WHATCHU LOOKIN' FOR..............

AIGHT..................

 

 

 

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Posted (edited)

My first game at Kyle Field was in 1981, when I attended as a LHB member.  We watched the "corp of cadets" parade from our busses, and I remember thinking, this has to be some of the most backward, dumbest looking sobs that i have ever seen. Marching in, riding donkeys - holy shit these hayseeds.

 This was the same year that the aggy "officer" drew his sword on the SMU cheerleader and the LHB marched into aggy stadium holding little cocktail swords.  Aggy fans noticed and started raining boos on us - we just smiled and basically did not give any fs.  Longorns were victorious that day - 21-13.  Hook 'em and stomp a mud hole in their asses.  \m/

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Posted
4 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Honestly, the one negative of joining the SEC for me was playing A&M again.  I grew up with Aggie friends in high school, went to a bonfire and game at Kyle Field. But I don't think there's anything fun or interesting about this rivalry. I fucking hate OU, but have respect for their program and success. The A&M game almost feels like a lose-lose scenario in my eyes. 

I tried to get pumped for the game last year at Kyle. All the hype, all the fanfare. And then the Aggies laid the most pathetic egg I've ever seen on a football field. If you would have told me before the game we win by 10, I would have happily taken it. But they were so fucking pathetic, only winning that game 17-7 was a disappointment. That should have been a 31-0 type of embarrassment. 

I don't really take that much enjoyment out of beating A&M, because I have so little respect for their entire existence. 

 

 

You sound like a giant non-competitive beta male pussy. Beating A&M is and always will feel awesome. 

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Posted
2 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

List of great Aggies that deserve our respect:

1. Meat Pimp

2. Meat Pimp's mom

That's it. 

lyle lovett fucked julia roberts in her prime

in surlyville, that's currency

they should put it on the wall

Posted
59 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

I am going to be curious to see how many of the cultists are in the stadium on Friday. In the past, there were always too damn many. With our new season ticket numbers and the less generous SEC rules on visitor seats, I'm hoping those numbers are way down.

If not, fuck all the season ticket holders who sell to the maroon morons.

Unfortunately we have way too many shitty fair weather fans that dumped a bunch of inventory on secondary market after the UGA loss.  I expect there will be a bunch.

Posted (edited)
2 hours ago, wood said:

Only once or twice since they went SEC iirc. We've already played Georgia more in SEC play than they have.

And re: their schedule this year, how in the actual fuck is their SOS so high with that schedule?

Once....aggy has played UGA once since they joined the secsecsec

Pitiful bastards.....

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Posted
20 hours ago, TexArcher said:

Yeah, you'll be lurking all week.  Listen up.

I think your season is about to end with a two-game losing streak.  Your defense is ass.  We're unbeaten at home.  Etc.

But no matter what happens next week, you are not a football power and you never were.  The last time you put two good seasons in a row together was when you were cheating worse than SMU.  You are not a big deal.  You are Texas Tech with a god complex.

And you're a bunch of weirdos who consistently embarrass yourselves and the rest of this state.  Everyone laughs at you behind your back.  Everyone.  The best aggy joke I ever heard was in NYC. 

So shut the fuck up, stop pretending your high school pep rallies are cool, get some female cheerleaders, and stop dressing up like the military so you can smack each other's bare asses and it's not really gay.  Yes, it is.  And you know it.  It's cool to be gay now, guys.  Just let it out.  It doesn't have to be Halloween every day over there anymore.

Good luck in the game.  Even if you win, it doesn't change anything.  You are a bigger embarrassment to yourselves than you will ever realize.  And no one outside of your little cult actually respects you.

Good day.


Shit ton of words for someone who is irrelevant to you bro. 

Therapy might if you can afford it. 

 

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