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Just now, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

I don't feel tarty.

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Why are these announcers confused about why a receiver can’t go out of bounds before catching a pass

  1. san diego chicken

  2. katy perry's left shark

  3. poptart people

also re: the fans in enemy territory commercial, they should add a vignette where aggy are marching back and forth while a milkman with an open map is giving instructions on how to find pyle

where's @Crockett

1 minute ago, Hagbard Celine said:

https://i.shgcdn.com/7d7ef1b7-22b8-42e4-b0c0-0e021654bd15/-/format/auto/-/preview/3000x3000/-/quality/lighter/

Is that Moses's ark when he came to convert the Indians in North America?

paging @Crockett i'll defer to you if you want to caption the fribergs that i post.....

@bolverk ..... sort of ..... moses: no ..... ark: sort of ..... the jaredites boated from judaea to central america in 8 water-tight barges on a journey that took 344 days

https://www.churchofjesuschrist.org/imgs/b0a1cf22e1f81a39f11ff0ce82b9ce01fcbf3862/full/800%2C/0/default

https://www.churchofjesuschrist.org/imgs/1b908c79f55411eea5aeeeeeac1ea2837bedcee9/full/%21500%2C/0/default

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If you can’t enjoy a stupid bowl game that leans fully into the act then college football isn’t for you. They even have pop tarts inspired menu items

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OK, just saw the replay, it's a TD. I thought maybe this was the SEC crew that did our game wiht Vandy.

2 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

paging @Crockett i'll defer to you if you want to caption the fribergs that i post.....

@bolverk ..... sort of ..... moses: no ..... ark: sort of ..... the jaredites boated from judaea to central america in 8 water-tight barges on a journey that took 344 days

https://www.churchofjesuschrist.org/imgs/b0a1cf22e1f81a39f11ff0ce82b9ce01fcbf3862/full/800%2C/0/default

https://www.churchofjesuschrist.org/imgs/1b908c79f55411eea5aeeeeeac1ea2837bedcee9/full/%21500%2C/0/default

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^^ That makes perfect sense. You don't need sails if you have the Gulf Stream whisking you across the Atlantic.

3 minutes ago, mdmost said:

If you can enjoy a stupid bowl game that leans fully into the act then college football isn’t for you. They even have pop tarts inspired menu items

hmm, @Derka may be owed residuals for that dog. I'd consult a lawyer.

4 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

OK, just saw the replay, it's a TD.

Yeah it was. Announcers were all over it too, calling for a replay when the refs called it a td to begin with.

5 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

paging @Crockett i'll defer to you if you want to caption the fribergs that i post.....

@bolverk ..... sort of ..... moses: no ..... ark: sort of ..... the jaredites boated from judaea to central america in 8 water-tight barges on a journey that took 344 days

https://www.churchofjesuschrist.org/imgs/b0a1cf22e1f81a39f11ff0ce82b9ce01fcbf3862/full/800%2C/0/default

https://www.churchofjesuschrist.org/imgs/1b908c79f55411eea5aeeeeeac1ea2837bedcee9/full/%21500%2C/0/default

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5 minutes ago, mdmost said:

If you can’t enjoy a stupid bowl game that leans fully into the act then college football isn’t for you. They even have pop tarts inspired menu items

Two of the better bowl games this year, probably the best two matchups, but pop-tarts and cheezits are both terrible snacks.

They are both flat fucking awful. Good marketing though.

27 minutes ago, BluTechsan said:

Why are these announcers confused about why a receiver can’t go out of bounds before catching a pass

They'd make good Big 12 refs.

2 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

^^ That makes perfect sense. You don't need sails if you have the Gulf Stream whisking you across the Atlantic.

Imagine the septic tank smell after 344 days of piss, poop, and barf in that floating chamber pot.

2 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Imagine the septic tank smell after 344 days of piss, poop, and barf in that floating chamber pot.

So - like the end of the college football season at Kyle Field?

This officiating crew must be from Georgia or at least Georgia-adjacent.

That looked like a pretty blatant grab of the wr. Gtech caught a break there.

1 minute ago, Gatorubet said:

So - like the end of the college football season at Kyle Field?

Well, they both are cults.

6 minutes ago, SameSame said:

pop-tarts and cheezits are both terrible snacks.

dude

this shit is edible crack:

https://i5.walmartimages.com/seo/Cheez-It-Extra-Toasty-Cheese-Crackers-Baked-Snack-Crackers-21-oz_43185a17-04ef-47b6-9e63-d143485fcefa.57fbd6ecac6ebc0a667441082476c3bb.jpeg?odnHeight=768&odnWidth=768&odnBg=FFFFFF

Fat Ass Mat Austin that was not a facemask. But now we know even the top former officials suck.

The no call DPI and now the facemask that wasn't. Anyone know which conference this crew is from? The conference formerly known as the Pac 12 maybe? This is pretty bad.

Someone needs to knock these mouthy little smurfs from GT into next week

BYU kick returner done fucked up. GT ball at the five.

Anyone who tried to argue that BYU deserved the playoffs is a complete and utter moron.

Yeah but Bachmeier is demonstrating "discernment and sovereignty" over the offense.

1 minute ago, WhatTheBuck said:

“Sovereignty over the offense?”

I think the announcers are still stuck on their dad joke about King being a dictator/monarch from that earlier graphic.

1 minute ago, zlavydra said:

Yeah but Bachmeier is demonstrating "discernment and sovereignty" over the offense.

Is it a rule that all games today have a QB with a name that rhymes with Hackmeyer?

So we really have no idea how good Tech actually is yet

Did BYU have many players opt out of this game?

I don't remember their defense being this bad.

12 minutes ago, GabrielsHorn said:

Anyone who tried to argue that BYU deserved the playoffs is a complete and utter moron.

Take your pick…….

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Edited by Nueces River Rat

2 minutes ago, Uncle Nate said:

Did BYU have many players opt out of this game?

I don't remember their defense being this bad.

They literally played no one outside of the Big XII, which makes it difficult to judge how good they (and the Big XII in general) is.

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