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22 minutes ago, GotThatFire said:

Thread sucks again

When did it stop sucking?

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    There's more than just 2019 stuff in this update, but I'm not being paid to post, so I'm dumping it all here and you guys can do with it/disseminate it/ignore it as you like. Regarding the UA guy

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    word 😂 brooks not being a take clemson starting rb pistol whipped & robbed his own teammate he lead clemson to a national championship & 3 playoff appearances recruit to wi

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    Now Mpagi is better than Leal???!???    Guys tell me you’re trolling. Please tell me this isn’t real. I feel like I’m in a Seinfeld bizarro world episode. I can’t take this shit anymore. Whe

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I'm just looking forward to how many more pages get added to this thread when Sanders commits to Akron.

Lotus is full of shit. Has always been full of shit. 

EJ knows nothing. 

 

 

Despite the fucking beating that this thread has been today if we add Hookfin and Johnson I'll be fucking amped. 

Just now, GotThatFire said:

I had fun for bout 30 min

Wait ‘til next week. More fun to come.

Johnson gave a silent and then immediately pushed his date back and committed to an OV with Mel Tucker at CU. That first "shhh" bullshit isn't even a given. 

The second one is not Hookfin. He's not holding off on committing for months and then turning around and committing before having the red carpet rolled out on his visit. 

 

49 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

LotusHorn is a psychopath and a pathological liar. That post of his eliminates Sanders as a candidate. 

I believe he posts here as HTownHorn.

1 minute ago, closetojumping said:

The second one is not Hookfin. He's not holding off on committing for months and then turning around and committing before having the red carpet rolled out on his visit.  

I feel pretty confident that you would be peacocking all over the place if it were Bragg (assuming you know who it is and not just who it is not), which leads me to believe it's going to be something of a letdown like EJNO or Coker.

2 minutes ago, DoneWithit said:

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That classic scene will never get old.

1 minute ago, Wishbone said:

That classic scene will never get old.

 Bullshit. My mom forces our family to sit there and watch that damn movie every single year. Started out as a favorite but now I don’t even wanna hear about it for at least a decade. 

Come on Trey, maximize the time you and I have together. Don't go sit behind some five stars at 'Bama or UGA.

1 minute ago, Katfid54 said:

I feel pretty confident that you would be peacocking all over the place if it were Bragg (assuming you know who it is and not just who it is not), which leads me to believe it's going to be something of a letdown like EJNO or Coker.

Contrary to claims otherwise, I don't do much bullshitting about things I pass on in this thread. If I had any fucking clue who the new commitment is, I'd probably at least say something. My Hookfin point was just me crazily attempting logic with this thread. I lean towards the premise that EJ Holland is full of shit, fundamentally, and knows nothing. I am skeptical that the commitment today is some sort of crazy surprise. Also, I mentioned a few pages but less than two hours ago that people inside Bama view Sanders going anywhere but Bama as pretty fucking farfetched. 

2 minutes ago, GotThatFire said:

 Bullshit. My mom forces our family to sit there and watch that damn movie every single year. Started out as a favorite but now I don’t even wanna hear about it for at least a decade. 

Clearly your circumstances lie outside of my parameters.

4 minutes ago, GotThatFire said:

 Bullshit. My mom forces our family to sit there and watch that damn movie every single year. Started out as a favorite but now I don’t even wanna hear about it for at least a decade. 

You should see what she forces your dad to watch.

Wonder if Trey Sanders's girlfriend still resides in the Dallas area. 

7 minutes ago, Machinator said:

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Really gets under my skin when some bamatard says they embarrassed us in the NC.  This guys does a great job of letting us know his age as well seeing that Bama did jack shit from 1980 to 2007.

9 minutes ago, MoJames said:

 

Really gets under my skin when some bamatard says they embarrassed us in the NC.  This guys does a great job of letting us know his age as well seeing that Bama did jack shit from 1980 to 2007.

Unlike what they’ve done to others in this state, Alabama is still waiting for the first time they “embarrass” Texas on the field. Not saying they wouldn’t have in the past 8 years, but it has never happened.

21 hours ago, RabidM said:

I actually like DJ Williams the most out of all of the backs we're recruiting, but it looks like he's using his last OV on Georgia.  I like Stevenson's film.  We'll have a better recruiting pitch than OU and a later visit date.  I like our chances as long as he doesn't shut it down early. 

I'm in the minority, but I like Derrian Brown over all the others. He's just so talented that I don't even worry if Cain or Sanders sign. We do need another back, and hopefully that Juco kid comes aboard, but if not we'll be ok for one year until Evans hops aboard. As long as our line shows improvement, and we don't regress, he's ours. 

lol. That was a 3-point game with a few minutes to play, after our All-American QB missed the entire game. "Embarrass." 

If Colt had not received that game ending injury, BAMA was on their way to shitting the bed that night.

19 hours ago, NorLa Horns said:

Cain went to the big 12 championship game.  And saw our running game basically get shut down. 

Thats not a good look. 

Or it shows him that he's needed. Glass half full and shit or whatever

1 minute ago, GotThatFire said:

 I may be a minority, but I have more confidence in Sanders then Evans. 

Really? May I ask why you feel that way? Evans has made several trips to campus on his own dime 

2 minutes ago, GotThatFire said:

 I may be a minority, but I have more confidence in Sanders then Evans. 

Why not both?

But seriously, and out of curiosity, where would you (or where does/has anyone else) project(ed) Evans to end up if not us? Aggy? Bammer?  OUsucks? (I haven’t looked too hard at 2020 yet).

52 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

I feel pretty confident that you would be peacocking all over the place if it were Bragg (assuming you know who it is and not just who it is not), which leads me to believe it's going to be something of a letdown like EJNO or Coker.

I posted earlier, but EJNO has a playoff game Saturday at 4.  Yeah, it'd be a letdown if it was Coker, but he's not a 4*.

2 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

But seriously, and out of curiosity, where would you (or where does/has anyone else) project(ed) Evans to end up if not us? Aggy? Bammer?  OUsucks? (I haven’t looked too hard at 2020 yet).

The sotto voce implications are that Evans' recruitment is already dirtier than a gas station restroom, and it hasn't even really gotten started yet. So, Bammer or OU, more'n likely.

1 minute ago, Walden Ponderer said:

The sotto voce implications are that Evans' recruitment is already dirtier than a gas station restroom, and it hasn't even really gotten started yet. So, Bammer or OU, more'n likely.

Thank you sir. That is exactly why I framed the inquiry the way I did. And, as a lifelong visitor of roadside gas station restrooms, I can appreciate the image I got in my head from your colorful analogy.

1 hour ago, MoJames said:

 

Really gets under my skin when some bamatard says they embarrassed us in the NC.  This guys does a great job of letting us know his age as well seeing that Bama did jack shit from 1980 to 2007.

Damnit, champshart is gonna fuck around and make me root for the sooners.

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

Johnson gave a silent and then immediately pushed his date back and committed to an OV with Mel Tucker at CU. That first "shhh" bullshit isn't even a given. 

The second one is not Hookfin. He's not holding off on committing for months and then turning around and committing before having the red carpet rolled out on his visit. 

 

I believe he posts here as HTownHorn.

It's amazing the amount of shit you talk about EJ, when you are just like him. Post information other people give you while at the same time having shitastic takes about the sport that are consistently proven wrong. The high comedy of you and carton talking shit to each other can only take place in the mind of a schiz.

 

Besides if anyone would be posting here as LotusHorn it would be you. You two are peas in a pod.

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25 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

The sotto voce implications are that Evans' recruitment is already dirtier than a gas station restroom, and it hasn't even really gotten started yet. So, Bammer or OU, more'n likely.

If it truly is that kind of recruitment, which I have zero insight into, then don’t discount the desperation of aggy. See Fisher, Jimbo and Elko, Mike.. and Carter, Scooby.. and Wright, Dylan.. and Foster, James...etc etc

3 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

If it truly is that kind of recruitment, which I have zero insight into, then don’t discount the desperation of aggy. See Fisher, Jimbo and Elko, Mike.. and Carter, Scooby.. and Wright, Dylan.. and Foster, James...etc etc

Aaannd that’s why I had aggy listed with Bama and OUsucks.

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6 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

If it truly is that kind of recruitment, which I have zero insight into, then don’t discount the desperation of aggy. See Fisher, Jimbo and Elko, Mike.. and Carter, Scooby.. and Wright, Dylan.. and Foster, James...etc etc

I'm no insider, but my impression based on the musings of the people I overhear who do have pretensions of being insiders is that if aggy is in it at all, it will look a lot like the Eric Dickerson recruitment -- they may get a foothold in Evans' garage, but they won't be invited in the front door.

Another schollie comes open. Not sad about this one.

2 hours ago, Bob Lives! said:

Sanders and McCoy are coming to Texas. Powell isn't flipping.  Leal is. My wife is waking me up with a blowy on January 1.  And Texas will beat the shit out of Georgia.   

not a great start

1 minute ago, UDontKnow said:

Another schollie comes open. Not sad about this one.

If he was committed to being a DB, he was a good 'un. Seems deadset on a real shot at QB, though.

Just now, satyanash said:

not a great start

To be fair, he didn't say anything about him decommitting

1 minute ago, satyanash said:

not a great start

Bob is going to start off the new year with disappointment.

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