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He's not fast.  Just a slugger. 

Our small, “speedy” black guy is a slugger.

Our overweight right-handed hitting Babe Ruth look-a-like is a singles hitter.

 

Baseball, man.

 

Lets hope we get the regular good bullpen

Lets hope we get the regular good bullpen

If by regular you mean Rondon and Perez

 

If by regular you mean Rondon and Perez 

No i mean regular as in not sucking donkey dick like yesterday

 

Yesterday, the bullpen also caressed the balls.  Hopefully just a blip. 

Good job Cionel. Now let’s walk it off

Edit: I owe Mo Horn a Coke

 

i'm a bit late to the party, but re: our kemp inning - we are so ragtag sometimes.

it's like there's a strike and this is our scab team.

woooooooo!

Garfield's about to walk this off.

Just now, Honeysucklerose said:

Tyler white. Why. Why is he still here??

Because he gets on base a lot?

Two extras in a row isn't good news for the pen. 

You guys ever hope to see this on the bottom of the ESPN ticker:  HOU: OUT Tyler White (Seppuku) 

Just me? 

White is the answer. But to all the wrong questions. Not seeing him ever be much of value. 

2 minutes ago, Tommy Nobis said:

Perez needs to grow the rat tail back out.

And the mutton chops beard

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Astros management is very smart. The little moves add up. Bringing Perez up when the BP is shot is one of those. He’s a starter who can pitch in this game as long as he’s effective.

Let's go Bregs, maybe don't beat it into the ground to the 3B again?

Perez out of control then hard hit is worrisome 

For the love of God end this shit already

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