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  • I think that it’s now safe to say that we Texans now live in a failed state.  30 years of GOP rule, setting our own standard, living the “Texas Dream,” which they’ve bragged about relentlessly…and let’s see where we are:

    A majority of the state in complete failure, unable to deliver the most BASIC of services (things that are called “utilities,” not “luxuries,” for a reason).  No power.  No water.  No means of clearing roads (that one, I can’t fault the state so much….but it wouldn’t be as big a crisis if people weren’t stuck in their homes with no power and water).  So citizens are stuck in their homes, some of them dying there. 

    Water resource planning?  After pretending for decades that a drought would never happen again, and not doing ANYTHING to develop resources in the state water plan (a document actually developed using science and mathematical projections), we had several locations, including actual cities, down to a few days of water supply.  We’ve finally gotten on our horse a bit, but it may be too late if the next drought comes anytime soon.  

    State rank in key categories:

    Education – 34

    Health Care - 37

    Infrastructure - 33

    Opportunity - 39

    Environment - 44

    Infrastructure - 33 

    In overall quality of life ranking by US News, we are now #38, down from #36 just two years ago.  At that rate, we’ll be in the bottom 3 within ten years.

    We are SUPER independent, and FUCK the feds….but we have requested federal disaster assistance more than any other state in the past decade or so.

    But hey, our economy is ranked #15!

    That’s right, we have a “roaring economy” and the “Texas Miracle!”  But we can’t deliver the basics for our citizens.  The economy is VERY efficient at funneling bazillions to the very few…..with little of it “trickling down” to most Texans.  Yeah, the people on this board generally do fine, but face the facts – we’re the top 10% or so.  We are educated, older, and fortunate.

    Our federal system allows for state-by-state experiments.  Texas is the poster child for near anarcho-capitalism and zero regulation or oversight.  We have tested that approach, for over a generation now (30 years of Republican rule).  That approach is a failure.  The evidence is undeniable, and overwhelming.  It doesn’t matter how many River Oaks millionaires you produce if the rest of your people are dying in their homes.  Shit, some of those River Oaks millionaires might be freezing to death today, too.

    The kids of a middle class family can hardly afford to go to a good state school.  Their prospects for employment are mediocre.  Their prospects of suffering crippling medical debt at some point are significant.  Their chances of not having basic utilities needed for life safety at some point – all but certain.  Their chances of becoming ill or dying from a pollution-caused illness are material.

    What’s the result?  Our leaders have sold Texas as a paradise – move here!  Bring your business here!  And some businesses have done so, adding opportunity…..but providing little to no tax support for the infrastructure we all depend on.  To the contrary, over the past few years, I know more and more people – educated people, people who can do their jobs elsewhere, who are looking to bail on this state.  It’s people with young kids, who want them to grow up in a better place.  It’s people in their working years, who simply want a better path.  It’s retirees, who want a safe and secure place to live.

    We have consumed our seed stock.  We have burned through our reserves.  We are now consuming ourselves.  The ability to pitch Texas as the land of opportunity is done.  Seeing what we have become, the tentative thought/plan my wife and I had of wrapping up our careers here and then getting the hell out of Dodge is becoming much more concrete.  My children are already unlikely to make their future in this state.  Now we are, too.

    But the response from the Republican leadership and their sycophants – “how are you gonna pay for it?  Taxes?  That’s socialism!  You want that stuff, you have to pay for it!”

    Fuck yes I do, and I’m okay with that.  I want groceries…so I have to pay HEB.  I want a car…so I have to pay Ford.  I want clothes…..so I have to pay Dillards.  I want my population educated….so I have to pay the school district.  I want electricity, with enough capacity to keep us running when we need it…..so I have to pay my bill, maybe with a capacity surcharge.  I want water to come out of the taps….so I have to pay for development of resources and maintenance of infrastructure.  I want roads….so I pay taxes to build and maintain them.  YES, I have to pay for all of those things, and “nothing is free” – no fucking shit.  So, let’s pay for it.  We have the #15 economy….we HAVE the funds in this state.  An economy with the flow of funds that ours has can produce and maintain all of those results.  But we have chosen a different path; funnel all the dollars to the top, and spend next to nothing for the public good.  We have privatized profit….we have socialized the costs.  And we are dying because of it.

    My fellow Texans are dying in their homes….and there’s nothing I can do about it today.  And I am enraged.

    I love Texas.  I am 6th generation here.  My ancestors have Texas historical markers on their graves.  We helped make this state, and this state helped make us.  It educated us (back when college was affordable).  But it’s time to face the fact – this state is a failure, and on its current path, with its current leadership and philosophy, it will only get worse.  This state has a terrible future, unless we dramatically change our path.   Chances of that happening?  0.0% -- because we’ll continue to vote for the guys who make our leadership priorities bathroom bills, and transgender sports, and requiring the national anthem be played at certain events.  Any bill that has been proposed to improve emergency preparedness of gov’t entities has been crushed by the Republicans controlling the lege….but we will definitely stick with those guys.  No taxes.  No government functionality.

    What we are seeing happening right now is our system working EXACTLY AS IT WAS DESIGNED AND INTENDED TO WORK.  And we will, I guarantee it, collectively decide to stick with that.  This state is in free-fall, and anyone with eyes can see it.  And anyone with a brain is starting to think of ways to make their life elsewhere.  It breaks my goddamned heart to see us commit collective suicide, but here we are.

     

     


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    tx 3 putt

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    hits close to home, the female friend suggested anal this am (for her, not me) 

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    Bozo_Casanova

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    9 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

    hits close to home, the female friend suggested anal this am (for her, not me) 

    She sounds nice

    BrickHorn

    Posted

    1 hour ago, TexasHooch said:

    Um... What?

     

    Another liberal Democrat LGBTQ luciferian sex creep, amirite?

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    Macanudo

    Posted

    12 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

    hits close to home, the female friend suggested anal this am (for her, not me) 

    Interesting that you needed to clarify.

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    Ghost of NMAS

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    I'm still not clear as to whether you were top or bottom

    Planet Houston

    Posted

    8 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

    Interesting that you needed to clarify.

    Twice

    TwiceHorn

    Posted

    58 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

     

    The correction isn't helping me understand what is going on here.

    It was James Ho, some Texas federalists, and it was a circle jerk.

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    BrickHorn

    Posted

    4 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

    It was James Ho, some Texas federalists, and it was a circle jerk.

    It’s a relief to hear that there weren’t any of those lib perverts present.

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    Sawbonz

    Posted (edited)

     

    38 minutes ago, Disco Strangler said:

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    First thing I thought of. I knew I would be too late to post.

     

    I’m still unclear about whether his fantasy involved his being anally raped by the asteroid or someone else.

     

     

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    Judge Roybeanbag

    Posted

    12 minutes ago, sasquatch69 said:

     I don’t see any easy way to recover from this.

    An asteroid.

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    HornOnTheBayou

    Posted

    Are we talking about an asteroid falling from space? In this case, would the victim be pointing their ass towards the sky or does the asteroid bounce of the ground and then into the victim's anus? Either way, 

    YARN | IT was a million to one shot, Doc Million to one ...

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    tx 3 putt

    Posted

    1 hour ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

    An asteroid.

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    Homercles

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    19 hours ago, DDD Dad said:

     

    From the comments.

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    Brisketexan

    Posted

    16 hours ago, wild_turkey said:


    besthugerocks.com

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    Jive Turkey

    Posted (edited)

    This choad is so worthless. His continued re-election to office pains me more than any other elected official in Texas. 

     

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    bluto

    Posted

    And the fact he pointed that at Jeremy Wallace, guy is a legit reporter and generally just a dork/nice guy. 

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    Brisketexan

    Posted

    37 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

    This choad is so worthless. His continued re-election to office pains me more than any other elected official in Texas. 

     

    "What a stupid question!  Everyone knows that marihuana makes white women listen to jazz music and be seduced by negroes!  You heard the story of Mildred Johnson!  One puff of reefer, and she left her family to cavort with a black saxophonist!  And no, don't ask me any stupid question about how many Texans die each year from alcohol poisoning or accidents while drunk. We're here to focus on the real threats: negro men and jazz!"

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    Horn Under a Bad Sign

    Posted

    On 5/28/2025 at 11:50 AM, Brisketexan said:

    The context and length of time over which you discuss forcible asteroid sodomy is a very important detail. Pay attention, man.


    Well, yeah ... because, I mean, who among us HASN'T fantasized over dinner about watching an asteroid sodomizing our boss? But you think about that for a longer period of time than that? Well that's just sick. 

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    That Guy

    Posted

    Guys, I gotta be honest, I once partook of the devil’s lettuce. Only now through angry Rosie Odonnel do I realize just how closely I danced with death. That could’ve been me walking in front of a train. Texans should celebrate how their fierce defenders of liberty are making them safer by clearing the shelves of these Canadian fentanyl laced assassin candies smuggled in by Mexican fentanyl mules. I think they should replace all of those godless vape shops with bible shops so other folks can learn to walk an enlightened path like our leaders. Well I guess wheels doesn’t walk the path, he rolls the path, and that’s cool too. 
     

     

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    Underdog

    Posted

    On 5/28/2025 at 11:40 AM, DDD Dad said:

    What's his surly handle?

    None of your business. 

     

     

    On 5/28/2025 at 1:01 PM, tx 3 putt said:

    never heard of asteroid anal rape fetish 

     

    You haven’t? Do you like camping? 
     

    On 5/28/2025 at 1:10 PM, tx 3 putt said:

    hits close to home, the female friend suggested anal this am (for her, not me


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    Bozo_Casanova

    Posted (edited)

    14 hours ago, Underdog said:

    You haven’t? Do you like camping? 

    Jake Gyllenhaal Reaction GIF

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    tchookem

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    image.thumb.png.b4b063395ef2bbd8db936ce0b6f2ff08.png
    This may be the most pathetic display I've ever seen.
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    Satchel

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    1 hour ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

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    Good grief, Dan. Get up.

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    mchookem

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    he's still not going to fuck you, Dan

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    tx 3 putt

    Posted

    2 hours ago, tchookem said:
    2 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:
    image.thumb.png.b4b063395ef2bbd8db936ce0b6f2ff08.png

    This may be the most pathetic display I've ever seen.

     

    trump doesn't give a shit about patrick or abbott

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    Biff Tannen

    Posted

    2 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

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    Are you fucking kidding me?

    Nice Guy Eddie

    Posted

    On 5/29/2025 at 9:53 PM, Disco Strangler said:

    The R politician’s new playbook: you’re an idiot for even asking this question.  

    Reporters need to follow up better: my job is to ask you the hard questions about the laws you are pushing through as THE PEOPLE’S GOVERNMENT.   Your job is to answer these hard questions.  Calling the question dumb is a tell that you can’t defend the law you passed.  

    The playbook also is to reply to the reporter something like, you must be from cnn.

    when a politican fails to answer these simple question especially about laws they want to pass, every reporter should ask why Patrick (or abbot) is refusing is newer a question.

    Pescado_Rojo

    Posted

    12 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

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    Pick me bitch

    bluto

    Posted (edited)

    Despite how dark this board is, I still think there’s an incredible misjudging of just how fucked this state is by many posters. Another entry for that… Paxton has a 9 pt lead on cornyn for senate primary. 
     

    and talarico chances for winning statewide office is about 0.1%. Seems like a great guy and has his stuff together, but .1%

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    Brisketexan

    Posted

    7 minutes ago, bluto said:

    Another entry for that… Paxton has a 9 pt lead on cornyn for senate primary. 

    Man, I've told at least a dozen people that the Senate primary won't even be close, Paxton will blow him outta the water, and they're shocked to hear it.  Fucking duh.  Seriously, the vast majority of people are paying ZERO attention.

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    Chuckie Finster

    Posted (edited)

    10 minutes ago, bluto said:

    Despite how dark this board is, I still think there’s an incredible misjudging of just how fucked this state is by many posters. Another entry for that… Paxton has a 9 pt lead on cornyn for senate primary. 
     

    and talarico chances for winning statewide office is about 0.1%. Seems like a great guy and has his stuff together, but .1%

    Talarico legitimately has the Presidential "it" factor, but only if he leaves this god forsaken state.

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    Disco Strangler

    Posted

    Agree.  Texans will show up in droves to vote for the cock-eyed mistress fucker.  The airwaves will be non-stop commercials about Cornyn spearheading that law that took their guns away (ignoring the fact that they have not, in fact, lost one single part of their vast armory).

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    Brisketexan

    Posted

    1 minute ago, Disco Strangler said:

    Agree.  Texans will show up in droves to vote for the cock-eyed mistress fucker.  The airwaves will be non-stop commercials about Cornyn spearheading that law that took their guns away (ignoring the fact that they have not, in fact, lost one single part of their vast armory).

    "Cornyn is woke.  He marched with George Floyd to burn down your neighborhood!  John Cornyn taught his kids how to have gay DEI marxist CRT sex, and wants to require your kids to learn it too!  John Cornyn wants trans people to touch your daughters' hoo-ha in the bathroom!"

    Paxton wins by 10.

    Nice Guy Eddie

    Posted (edited)

    3 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

     

    2 hours ago, 1978horn said:


    I am on the board of a local water district. The county keeps asking for us to buy Flock cameras for our neighborhood so they can get hits of stolen cars and what not. It has been a hard no from me for a few years. Myself and another couple members have been able to head it off. Fuck that shit.

    If you're not doing anything wrong (as defined by others) you shouldn't mind constant surveillance.

    We're doing it for your safety and the safety of children! Why are you so opposed to children safety?

    I've been watching the star wars show, Andor this past week. When they are highlighting the news agencies or politics, it's so apparent which political party is the Empire. Of course, I imagine there is a TexAgs post saying this opposite.

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    Nice Guy Eddie

    Posted (edited)

    3 hours ago, 1978horn said:


    I am on the board of a local water district. The county keeps asking for us to buy Flock cameras for our neighborhood so they can get hits of stolen cars and what not. It has been a hard no from me for a few years. Myself and another couple members have been able to head it off. Fuck that shit.

    (Bad etiquette for a second response to a post. delete post, ban user)

    With cameras becoming cheaper and cheaper, and honesty automated drones becoming cheaper and cheaper, intense surveillance will become more common. AI could control the surveillance system, interpret the photos/video and then alert the appropriate folks (police, security or neighborhood watch) when needed. Eventually it will alert SkyNet or Robocop to detain the teenagers hanging out on the dead end street.

     

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    Bozo_Casanova

    Posted

    2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

    Man, I've told at least a dozen people that the Senate primary won't even be close, Paxton will blow him outta the water, and they're shocked to hear it.  Fucking duh.  Seriously, the vast majority of people are paying ZERO attention.

    I know some lobbyists in Austin who work on both sides of the aisle, and despite everything they are still clinging to the fantasy that it’s business as usual. A couple days ago I mentioned to one in passing that Paxton was doing to beat Cornyn by 8-10 and they looked genuinely shocked that I thought that, like I had gone off the deep end with the crazies. The last time they looked that shocked was when I said Donald Trump would run away with the 2016 nomination. 

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    Brisketexan

    Posted

    Just now, Bozo_Casanova said:

    I know some lobbyists in Austin who work on both sides of the aisle, and despite everything they are still clinging to the fantasy that it’s business as usual. A couple days ago I mentioned to one in passing that Paxton was doing to beat Cornyn by 8-10 and they looked genuinely shocked that I thought that, like I had gone off the deep end with the crazies. The last time they looked that shocked was when I said Donald Trump would run away with the 2016 nomination. 

    I truly don't understand how "political insiders" don't see the obvious here.  Seriously, it's as predictable as aggy shitting the bed.  Hell, MORE predictable.

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    Bozo_Casanova

    Posted

    19 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

    I truly don't understand how "political insiders" don't see the obvious here.  Seriously, it's as predictable as aggy shitting the bed.  Hell, MORE predictable.

    I’m obviously not an insider, but based on what I see, it seems similar to our population level approach to global warming: there’s this pervasive sense that things are comprehensively fucked, but it’s so pervasive that we’re still surprised when a specific terrible things happen. 

    South Austin

    Posted

    Paxton just needs to put a photo of Cornyn's brisket on a dozen billboards across the state and he wins by a landslide without raising another dime.

    Nice Guy Eddie

    Posted

     I wouldn't put money on it, but I could see Cornyn defeating Paxton.




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