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Epstein files update (there are no Epstein files)
Aqua Buddha replied to Gil Bang's topic in Cloak Room
Discovery should be fun. -
Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
BurntOrange&White replied to texifornia's topic in 🤫$9.95🤫
But what if Arch can complete back shoulder fades at a 60% pop with 15% of those being touchdowns I don’t think we truly know how good he can be given what he had to work with. Same goes with Wingo and any other receiver the last couple of years. -
Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
William Bludworth replied to texifornia's topic in 🤫$9.95🤫
Yes, making fun of Mensa and Strong is wrong. Both were idiots. -
Epstein files update (there are no Epstein files)
HenryJames replied to Gil Bang's topic in Cloak Room
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Yes, they said there was a card from Dershowitz and another name I forget. The guy who put the book together is....something.
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As I read it, the birthday card was part of an entire album of cards and birthday wishes. Did I catch that correctly? Let's see the whole album. And who is the custodian of said book at this time?
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That's how I was surprised with a new leased S-Class in my BearSchlong 1.0 simulation. Fuck I love version 2.0. My overhead is about 75% less. Except rn I got sucked into taking her to see Rick Springfield tonight with my son’s in-laws. The Woodlands GILF watching might be amusing.
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So I guess her name is Trashcan?
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the man can act, but seems too old for the role
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This is so fucking wonderful.
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I think it was PJ O’Rourke who told a story about how when the Saudis were first swimming in oil money they would trade in their Benzes when the ashtrays started overflowing.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Cairn Horn88 replied to texifornia's topic in 🤫$9.95🤫
Uh…..yes they are. -
Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Vito Andolini replied to texifornia's topic in 🤫$9.95🤫
You’re right, I see McShay has him at #30 to the Buffalo Bills. Hell, I hope he becomes DeVonta Smith and wins the freaking Heisman and goes much higher than that, it means we had a great season. But McShay also has six Clemson players in the first round, which would be the greatest number by any team, ever. They have some dudes, but that ain’t happening. He also has Ant Hill at something like 19, our only other first rounder. If we have a season like we expect to have, perhaps someone else elevates… Goosby maybe. Ok, back to recruiting lol. -
Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Wulaw Horn replied to texifornia's topic in 🤫$9.95🤫
Nahlin has been raving about him for a year. I don't see it. He seems like he should be a tertiary weapon at best for a good offense. If he is a dude that goes on the first 2 days in this years draft (to be clear I'm betting against) this offense is going to fuck. -
Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
closetojumping replied to texifornia's topic in 🤫$9.95🤫
Any pass completed less than 40% of the time while the average yards per attempt is less than 20 should never be called as a play ever again. I don't give a fuck if John Gruden and Colt McCoy are from prior generations and really get off on it still. -
The personal insults start when the barking seals exit the CR and shit on everything they touch. They see only one thing. Your remarkably stupid supposition that one does not care about a subject just because one does not participate in a Surly thread about it received well earned scorn. The fact that you think that was a real gotcha is sad.
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Texas A&M Recruiting 2026: The World's Drunkest Elk
closetojumping replied to texifornia's topic in 🤫$9.95🤫
The man knows his audience. He's a master of propaganda, I have to give it to him. The way he just pompously asserts that Texas fans would want to have a bunch of the guys on the ATM roster wearing burnt orange is a perfect move for an aggie audience. The problem for him and the aggies this year is that he likely actually believes that. Now, who would you actually trade for versus the current UT two-deep on a position by position basis? QB - Lee over any QB at Texas right now? No. RB - Moss over Baxter or Wisner? No. Owens over anyone in the top 6? No. I don't need to see the younger guys play yet to know that they're better than a slow guy who can't break arm tackles. Owens has clips on Twitter right now where you can see The Elk's training regimen has taken hold. He's shirtless and is showing off a layer of fat. Is that going to help him move his career YPC to something north of 4.0? Doubt it. WR - Concepcion, Craver, or some spare named Ashton Bethel-Roman? Terry "The Athlete" Bussey? Who on the Texas WR 2 deep do you want to bench for any of those guys? Concepcion's numbers were terrible last year and the guy wasn't injured. TE - Swedish guy, Some dude who was mediocre at Nebraska, Niblack? GTFO. OT - Zuhn, Fatheree, Crownover? I'd take Zuhn over whoever is backing Goosby. The other two guys are replacement value at best. Give me Goosby, Baker, Brooks, Cojoe or Chatman over those 2. OG - Kansas Hyphen Shittalking Guy, Bisontits? - I'll keep Campbell, Robertson, and Omeozulu over Bisontits. KU guy starting opposite of Campbell would work. C - Nabou off of an injury? Hutson has better tape as a starter at OG. Nope. DT - Regis, Hicks, some guy named "Onyedim" or Daelyn Evans? Give me all of the Texas 3 deep over each of them save Regis. I don't know if Regis starts for Texas, but he's in the rotation. Hicks has been an utter disappointment so far. DE/Edge - Cashius Howell, TJ Searcy, Dayon Hayes? Howell is objectively a playmaker. The other two transfers are also-ran bums. ATM celebrated getting Searcy and everyone else looked around like "did anyone else want that guy? I didn't want that guy. (shrugs)". The problem with taking Howell is you're then benching Simmons, Burke, Vasek, Moore, Spence, or Hill to give him snaps. You'd take him anyway. The other guys wouldn't make the UT roster. LB - Scooby Wiliams, Taurean York? Benching Hill, Lefau, Smith, Spence, or Moore for those guys? No. The amount of touting going on for York within the media and the aggie fanbase is fascinating. It's similar to Stutsman the last few years at OU. Is no one watching the games or film? If you want tackles made 9 yards down the field on a regular basis, York is your undersized, slow LB from your fantasies. Nope. NB - Chappell or the JAGs behind him? Over McDonald, Guilbeau or Mack? No. CB - Ricks and Lee? Lee is good. Ricks blows. Lee as the 2nd starting CB at Texas this year would work. Safety - Bryce Anderson and Dalton Brooks? Anderson has regressed at ATM. He's a shell of his freshman self. Brooks is slow and often out of position but he'll hit you. Those guys over Taaffe, Williams, or the 4 and 5 star backups? Nope. PK/P - Bond and White are good. The guys Texas has brought in look comparable. So Liucci thinks Texas would take a recovering Moss over Wisner or a recovering Baxter. Not me. Zuhn, KU Hyphen, Regis, Howell, and Lee. 5 guys I'd insert into the Texas 44 man 2 deep. Just an outstanding roster over there at ATM. -
Maybe don't do that next time.
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I'm going to guess 204.
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explosion at L.A. Sheriff's facility. At least 3 cops dead
bolverk replied to Gil Bang's topic in Daily Texan
Yeah, I don't know the first thing about any of that stuff. I just brought up the only recent example I know of.
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