So, my wife is into all kinds of hoodoo. Loves ghost stories, and believes way too many of them. But she also has an affinity for collecting the really bad, obviously stupidity-induced variety, too. A few exemplars:
"One day I was passing by the old hospital. I turned and saw a person looking out the window screaming with a knife stuck in her head. I thought it was weird because no one is allowed to go in there."
"A couple of months ago. While I was sleeping, I don't know why but I woke up suddenly. And when I looked up to the end of the bed a tall, dark figure. He told me get out, so I left. Oh and he was wearing a brown hat."
"He had on with what I think you would call a French curved mustache. He headed down from the stairs smile at me and run back up the stairs laughing. At this point I know something is seriously wrong with this house."
"I have seen this creature which looks like gargoyle around the area I live. They say gargoyles scare off evil spirits. I have caught on game cam a few times, and it seems like it had motorcycle vest, and it is creepy looking."
I saw the devil.
I'm sorry, Billy, you're going to have to be more specific. What color hat was he wearing?
Anyway, share 'em if you've got 'em.