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18 minutes ago, C-Man said:

No. The Vols won it outright.

Yeah, it was was Michigan that shared theirs with Nebraska the year before. I had to look it up. 

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Weird place to be hung up on Tennessee recruiting. I'll just add, though, that if you lived in Memphis, the "beating" of that drive would be worth it. Like going from Lubbock to Dallas, basically -- sure, the drive sucks, but at the end of it, you're no longer in Lubbock.

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11 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Weird place to be hung up on Tennessee recruiting. I'll just add, though, that if you lived in Memphis, the "beating" of that drive would be worth it. Like going from Lubbock to Dallas, basically -- sure, the drive sucks, but at the end of it, you're no longer in Lubbock.

Yeah. You're just in Lower Oklahoma instead. 

 

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13 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Yeah. You're just in Lower Oklahoma instead. 

Okay, so maybe a better analogy would be driving from New Jersey to Vermont.

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32 minutes ago, UTCzech III said:

What the ever-loving fuck...

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Why was Carl Bernstein going to Karen Key Largo's hair salon?

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I'm not about to scroll her twitter stream but based on what gets pasted here it seems like she frequently fantasizes about inflicting violence on men.

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So she had 2 boxes of 'good wine' and then passed out on top of her ash tray with a Pall Mall Menthol still lit?  That's what I heard.

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6 hours ago, bizzle said:

every time i see this bumped i think hamm has made his triumphant return. i remain dissapoint. 

Seriously curious what would constitute "triumphant" in this context. Maybe Hamm will announce he's the new bathroom attendant at The George's? 

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1 hour ago, UTCzech III said:

She does love her some Norman...

 

I was in New Orleans recently and it seemed like every single homeless person in NO owns a dog, some of them were in pretty rough shape, but I can confidently say everyone single one of them lives a better life than Norman. 
 

 

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On 2/10/2020 at 11:05 PM, Spider2YBanana said:

Anything from the Hammster, or is he still halfway to hanging himself?

He's always halfway to hanging himself. Can't find a ladder tall enough to attach the other end of the rope.

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2 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Well, how the hell else are they supposed to get the gerbil out?

Leather gloves and an oyster shucker?

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